Widdershins Smith 🐘
@msmith3.bsky.social
Unfluencer.
Opinionated.
#Engineer
#Geek
#Plymouth
We are all Homo Sapiens.
#Antitheist.
99% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.
Jokes cannot be stolen nor plagiarised if not passed off as one's own. It's how jokes work.
https://linktr.ee/juglugs
Opinionated.
#Engineer
#Geek
#Plymouth
We are all Homo Sapiens.
#Antitheist.
99% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.
Jokes cannot be stolen nor plagiarised if not passed off as one's own. It's how jokes work.
https://linktr.ee/juglugs
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Target Achieved.
I have lost 24.7 kg of weight since the end of February, to get me down to my target of 100 kg.
More to lose next year, but I'm basking in glory for this achievement for now.
I have lost 24.7 kg of weight since the end of February, to get me down to my target of 100 kg.
More to lose next year, but I'm basking in glory for this achievement for now.
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Target Achieved.
I have lost 24.7 kg of weight since the end of February, to get me down to my target of 100 kg.
More to lose next year, but I'm basking in glory for this achievement for now.
I have lost 24.7 kg of weight since the end of February, to get me down to my target of 100 kg.
More to lose next year, but I'm basking in glory for this achievement for now.
I have no sympathy for people who leave their car doors unlocked and then complain when they find me sleeping in the backseat.
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I have no sympathy for people who leave their car doors unlocked and then complain when they find me sleeping in the backseat.
Kissing is weird. At some point, multiple cultures independently came to the conclusion that wanting to lick the inside of somebody's mouth shouldn't be exclusive to dogs.
December 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Kissing is weird. At some point, multiple cultures independently came to the conclusion that wanting to lick the inside of somebody's mouth shouldn't be exclusive to dogs.
Take fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Take fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty
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The increasing convergence of mainstream media organisations, clickbait and the far-right has been one of the worst parts of 2025.
They know full well it wasn't just some "anti immigration tweets". He called for people to join him on the streets, burn down migrant hotels and "start the slaughter".
They know full well it wasn't just some "anti immigration tweets". He called for people to join him on the streets, burn down migrant hotels and "start the slaughter".
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The increasing convergence of mainstream media organisations, clickbait and the far-right has been one of the worst parts of 2025.
They know full well it wasn't just some "anti immigration tweets". He called for people to join him on the streets, burn down migrant hotels and "start the slaughter".
They know full well it wasn't just some "anti immigration tweets". He called for people to join him on the streets, burn down migrant hotels and "start the slaughter".
A weird feeling this morning. I'm leaving my current company officially on Christmas Eve, but they've sent a courier to collect my IT stuff this morning...
So I guess I'll be tidying my sock drawer for the next few days.
So I guess I'll be tidying my sock drawer for the next few days.
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
A weird feeling this morning. I'm leaving my current company officially on Christmas Eve, but they've sent a courier to collect my IT stuff this morning...
So I guess I'll be tidying my sock drawer for the next few days.
So I guess I'll be tidying my sock drawer for the next few days.
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Holy fucking shit 😂😂😂
This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
December 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Holy fucking shit 😂😂😂
I can't imagine that being bombarded with things telling you that people are lonely at Christmas makes lonely people feel any better!
"Here, let me keep prodding that bruise. Does it help?"
"Here, let me keep prodding that bruise. Does it help?"
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I can't imagine that being bombarded with things telling you that people are lonely at Christmas makes lonely people feel any better!
"Here, let me keep prodding that bruise. Does it help?"
"Here, let me keep prodding that bruise. Does it help?"
I can't imagine that being bombarded with things telling you that people are lonely at Christmas makes lonely people feel any better!
"Here, let me keep prodding that bruise. Does it help?"
"Here, let me keep prodding that bruise. Does it help?"
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I can't imagine that being bombarded with things telling you that people are lonely at Christmas makes lonely people feel any better!
"Here, let me keep prodding that bruise. Does it help?"
"Here, let me keep prodding that bruise. Does it help?"
December 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My wife sent me to get a pint of milk.
She said, "If they have eggs, get half a dozen."
When I returned home, she asked why I had 6 pints of milk.
I said, "They had eggs."
She said, "If they have eggs, get half a dozen."
When I returned home, she asked why I had 6 pints of milk.
I said, "They had eggs."
December 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My wife sent me to get a pint of milk.
She said, "If they have eggs, get half a dozen."
When I returned home, she asked why I had 6 pints of milk.
I said, "They had eggs."
She said, "If they have eggs, get half a dozen."
When I returned home, she asked why I had 6 pints of milk.
I said, "They had eggs."
An excellent read! Thanks @chadbourn.bsky.social & Sam Dumitriu!
This Is a really good read on Labour’s changes to planning policy, the biggest in 80 years.
Labour are finally taking the housing shortage seriously
Is the new National Planning Policy Framework Labour’s biggest pro-growth move?
www.samdumitriu.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
An excellent read! Thanks @chadbourn.bsky.social & Sam Dumitriu!
*buying tampons
(on speaker phone)
What size is your vagina again?
(on speaker phone)
What size is your vagina again?
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
*buying tampons
(on speaker phone)
What size is your vagina again?
(on speaker phone)
What size is your vagina again?
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And guess what?
The FCC immediately changed the website to state that the agency is not independent right after Carr's comments!
The FCC immediately changed the website to state that the agency is not independent right after Carr's comments!
December 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
And guess what?
The FCC immediately changed the website to state that the agency is not independent right after Carr's comments!
The FCC immediately changed the website to state that the agency is not independent right after Carr's comments!
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ROSEN: Will you commit to opening an investigation into Fox News for deceptively editing a Trump interview to make him look good during a presidential campaign?
CARR: No
CARR: No
December 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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As congressional hearings go on in public today and can be watched live online by everyone, Jack Smith is testifying behind closed doors despite his written request to appear in public because Republicans don’t want the American people (again) to hear him destroy their lies.
December 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
As congressional hearings go on in public today and can be watched live online by everyone, Jack Smith is testifying behind closed doors despite his written request to appear in public because Republicans don’t want the American people (again) to hear him destroy their lies.
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GEE, SUSIE WILES SURE HAS A LOT OF TIES TO RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS. IS THAT WHY HER WHITE HOUSE JOB IS SO SECURE? JUST ASKING QUESTIONS — BIG STRONG BEAUTIFUL QUESTIONS, WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY LATEST POST, IN WHICH I LAY IT ALL OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3Y0oRHy
December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
GEE, SUSIE WILES SURE HAS A LOT OF TIES TO RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS. IS THAT WHY HER WHITE HOUSE JOB IS SO SECURE? JUST ASKING QUESTIONS — BIG STRONG BEAUTIFUL QUESTIONS, WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY LATEST POST, IN WHICH I LAY IT ALL OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3Y0oRHy
May you live in interesting times
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
May you live in interesting times
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Thinking of my late father today, who was Chairman of the EU's Socrates programme, a self defined euromaniac, esteemed political scientist and former Vice Chancellor, who would be extremely proud and delighted about today's news on Erasmus+
This one's for you, Dad x
This one's for you, Dad x
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Thinking of my late father today, who was Chairman of the EU's Socrates programme, a self defined euromaniac, esteemed political scientist and former Vice Chancellor, who would be extremely proud and delighted about today's news on Erasmus+
This one's for you, Dad x
This one's for you, Dad x
“Boing”, said Zebedee
And I thought Brian said it was safe to eat shellfish!?
And I thought Brian said it was safe to eat shellfish!?
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
“Boing”, said Zebedee
And I thought Brian said it was safe to eat shellfish!?
And I thought Brian said it was safe to eat shellfish!?
The president of the parrot appreciation society has died - RIP Hugh Zapretty Boyden 😞
December 17, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The president of the parrot appreciation society has died - RIP Hugh Zapretty Boyden 😞
I don’t know how it happened, but I’ve lost my spoon rest.
It’s not like I ever leave the house with it.
Or do I?
It’s not like I ever leave the house with it.
Or do I?
December 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t know how it happened, but I’ve lost my spoon rest.
It’s not like I ever leave the house with it.
Or do I?
It’s not like I ever leave the house with it.
Or do I?