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Mr Mochrie-Smith-mas 🎄 🏳️‍🌈
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Higher Education data professional | Dogs | Multi-instrumentalist | Loves synths but can't afford good ones | Baker | Xennial | He/Him | 👬 | Plays invisible piano when listening to music
WHERE THE FUCK IS CLUE???
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Stoodley Pike! You can see that from my childhood bedroom window. (Mum and Dad's house must be on one of the hills in the background).
Don't know if you'd be interested in a bit of work on Saturday 1st July, they're booking people to roam around in wild animal costumes uptown.
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Happy 9th birthday to The Middle Child!
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ah, star anise. Making it look like there’s a big ole spider in the curry.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Wow. I had a full hour where the stars aligned and I had no pain from any of my chronic illnesses.

It. Was. Awesome.

I’m so envious of people who feel like that most of the time.
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’d have to go with Shakespears Sister - Sacred Heart is okay but Hormonally Yours is a masterpiece.
Good evening Bluesky. What do you think is the sharpest rise in quality between a first album and a second album?

My choice is from "Frank" to "Back In Black" by Amy Winehouse.
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I have the ‘96 re-release of this on red vinyl!
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Farty Wilde
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Stink
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Pariah Carey
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Nobody should own a home they don’t live in. Any home that isn’t a primary residence should become social housing with affordable rent. No landlords, second homes, Air BnBs, or investment properties.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Loved every minute of this!
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
How Bond 26 opens
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Name a villain you sympathise with
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You know the rules… if you see it, you repost it.
This week has been a long year. But you know what to do. 😍
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
This one *must* have been done already but I haven’t seen it yet…
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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So a transphobe is threatening @northwestbylines.co.uk with defamation over this 100% accurate and factual piece of Journalism.

Support us by sharing it far and wide 🏳️‍⚧️

northwestbylines.co.uk/news/equalit...
A demonstration of compassion and unity by the trans and cis community
Trans and cis people united in a heartwarming display of kindness outside the Scottish (Holyrood) Parliament on 1 November
northwestbylines.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Do we reckon the pup will let me dance to Steps this week?
Catching up on last night’s TOTP. Apparently doing the ‘One for Sorrow’ dance isn’t allowed…
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I’m having my weekly #TOTP catchup. Ah, Alisha’s Attic, you inspired one of my favourite comedy parody songs. youtu.be/msUJAMwQdtw?...
Smack The Pony - Dressage.mp4
YouTube video by MaDMAn231
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Yeah, my Parkin is fucking amazing as always. Went really well with custard tonight. The perfect autumn treat. And my husband doesn’t like Parkin so I’m hoping for no visitors to get it all to myself.
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’ve made my annual two batches of Parkin. One for the office, one for the house. I’m the only one at home who likes it and I’ve made sure we’re expecting no visitors, so batch two is all mine.
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This is how I'm gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
November 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The infuriating thing around here is that one of the bus companies makes it difficult to use the train. Outside peak times the bus route goes via the railway station but during peak times they bypass the station because they want full fares into Glasgow rather than local fares to the station.
November 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Stupid 12-hour days at work recently led to me losing my 200+ day streak on 14 online games.

Honestly, I’ve never felt so free since then. It’s like breaking an addiction.

The only game I now play on a daily basis is “what the fuck is that in your mouth?” when I’m out with the dogs.
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Catching up on last night’s TOTP. Apparently doing the ‘One for Sorrow’ dance isn’t allowed…
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM