Chuck (tired)
banner
mrcott.bsky.social
Chuck (tired)
@mrcott.bsky.social
Writer, occasional camera guy, occasional comedy guy. My opinions belong only to me and my dreams belong only to the whispers stored within my pillow
Pinned
Hey friends, this is always hard for me because I hate to ask for help. But my wife and I are trying to adopt and that costs a lot of money!

If you can't donate, please don't feel bad, it's hard out there. Please share if you have a sec: www.gofundme.com/f/support-ch... #adoption #AdoptionSky
Donate to Support Charlie and Katlin's Adoption Journey, organized by Katlin Schneider
Who We Are We are a married couple who live in Chicago and have been t… Katlin Schneider needs your support for Support Charlie and Katlin's Adoption Journey
www.gofundme.com
The most pathetic thing about this marketing-disguised-as-news is that the writer couldn't even come up with useful tasks, they're all just "put some AI slop in the trough periodically so I remember that AI exists throughout the day"
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Reposted by Chuck (tired)
(excitedly) HONEY GET IN HERE THE BATHROOM WALLPAPER IS SPACE INVADERS

(wife, taking off her space invaders jacket) Sure is dear
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
(excitedly) HONEY GET IN HERE THE BATHROOM WALLPAPER IS SPACE INVADERS

(wife, taking off her space invaders jacket) Sure is dear
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When I first moved to Chicago they gave me a free deep dish pizza to sleep in, best mattress I've ever had
Every man in Chicago weighs either 125 or 250 lbs no matter how tall we are and we are all wearing at least one article of clothing that says “CHICAGO” on it at all times
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Posting through it (existence)
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Reposted by Chuck (tired)
Go see @sawinchell.bsky.social and @zackmast.bsky.social perform as Siskel & Ebert!
The live show portion of this is going to feature @sawinchell.bsky.social and @zackmast.bsky.social as Siskel & Ebert and they are AMAZING!
The city is honoring 50 years of Siskel and Ebert with film events at the Chicago Cultural Center. blockclubchi.co/4p1sp7K
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The live show portion of this is going to feature @sawinchell.bsky.social and @zackmast.bsky.social as Siskel & Ebert and they are AMAZING!
The city is honoring 50 years of Siskel and Ebert with film events at the Chicago Cultural Center. blockclubchi.co/4p1sp7K
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Reposted by Chuck (tired)
deep in an underground facility inventing the world’s first sub zero-point stable labubu. impossible labubus, dangerous and ill-advised labubus. labubus operating at the cusp of human comprehension
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
There's a lot of different types of mustache out there around the world. This isn't one of them
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I just want to offer @mikemcmahan.bsky.social my gratitude for referencing both the Dave Matthews Band Tour Bus Incident and Bunnicula in the final season of Solar Opposites, further proving the show is made for a demographic of exactly one person, me. Thank you for my TV show
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you put the fox in the boat with the chicken, he will devour the chicken as you row to the opposite shore
If you’re not a liberal when you’re 25, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative by the time you’re 35, you will never retire.
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Reposted by Chuck (tired)
Charlesles: Please, call me Chuckles
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Important to remember: If a person did this to another person they would go to jail.
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Reposted by Chuck (tired)
i am much more concerned with falling behind the rest of the world in this than i am falling behind in chatbot technology
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative

electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Reposted by Chuck (tired)
Ellis: "This is the Chicagoland I see. From Aurora to Cicero, and Chicago to Evanston to Waukegan. This is a vibrant place, brimming with vitality and hope. Striving to move forward from its complicated history."
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If you see this post egg
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Reposted by Chuck (tired)
Uh sure dude, whatever
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reposted by Chuck (tired)
Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Legitimately not sure if my cat has taken some kind of damage. Do any cat scientists know if this a malfunction
Uh sure dude, whatever
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Uh sure dude, whatever
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The threatening aura for PainQuil is off the charts
November 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
We need to help the dumbest among us stop believing things like "the moon landing was fake" and start helping them believe things like "the Trix rabbit is real and he needs to be arrested"
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
And also, an adaptation:

youtu.be/bLiXjaPqSyY?...
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Harrison Ford vs. Halloween Ford
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM