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Chuck (tired)
@mrcott.bsky.social
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Writer, occasional camera guy, occasional comedy guy. My opinions belong only to me and my dreams belong only to the whispers stored within my pillow
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He's not using this gun, thus I fundamentally reject the premise
Moe and his 5-in-1 gun
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Homer reading his list of Poochie demands: "Two -- whenever Poochie's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Poochie?"
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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The most pathetic thing about this marketing-disguised-as-news is that the writer couldn't even come up with useful tasks, they're all just "put some AI slop in the trough periodically so I remember that AI exists throughout the day"
All you need to do to create a scheduled action in Gemini is to describe it, and include the scheduling details in the prompt. For example, you might tell Gemini to "generate an image of a cat playing with a ball of yarn, every Monday at 12 pm," or "give me a general knowledge trivia question every evening at 7 pm." You're able to have up to 10 scheduled actions at any one time, and as with Gemini, you can create them simply by describing them: Tell ChatGPT you want it to "generate a poster for a high-concept sci-fi movie every day at 5 pm" for example, or "give me a good reason to go out jogging every Saturday at 8 am." You can tell ChatGPT to set up recurring tasks, or set them as one-offs for some point in the future.
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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(excitedly) HONEY GET IN HERE THE BATHROOM WALLPAPER IS SPACE INVADERS

(wife, taking off her space invaders jacket) Sure is dear
Houndstooth wallpaper, which I very much think look like some of the sprites in Space Invaders
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator"
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Text reads: So long, and thanks for all the fish
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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If you see this post egg
Jonathan Winters in an egg bed on Mork and Mindy
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Uh sure dude, whatever
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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The threatening aura for PainQuil is off the charts
A maroon standee for PainQuil
November 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Feldon, reluctant unicorn
Feldon the cat dressed as a unicorn
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I've always wanted to stream this on Halloween night but never have
A vinyl copy of Basil Rathbone reads The Raven, with a 4-color sleeve (white, black, purple and yellow)
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Harrison Ford vs. Halloween Ford
Harrison Ford being angry every other day of the year Harrison Ford happy on Halloween (dressed as a hot dog)
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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My theory is that after masked singer *somebody* took a long hard look at themselves
Ninja dressed as a horrifying ice cream person
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Holding it together emotionally until I see the bottom right entry in this pic
PANERA BREAD IS DOWN
October 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Wake up babe, the new ultraonline reaction image just dropped
Baptiste the worm takes a long drag off of his cigarette in a cafe. The third panel's dialogue is simply him saying "unburdaned" in a French accent because he is French
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Are you kidding me
Feldon the cat on his back on top of the 3d printer Feldon the cat on his back, lying on the rug next to the couch
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Superintendent Chalmers asking "May I see it?" And principal Skinner answering "No." The text is not included on the image.
October 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Tfw
An image of Jay Jay the Jet Plane, the jet with a human face that always looks indecently satisfied
October 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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"Over the last few months, we've begun to see glimpses of our AI systems improving themselves" sounds like the most massively misinformed, desperate CEO marketing speak I've experienced since seeing Zuck do this
Metaverse Zuckerberg in front of the Metaverse Landmarks, which are extremely janky 3D models on a flat green plain, with the copy "We're launching Horizon Worlds in France and Spain today! Looking forward to seeing people explore and build immersive worlds, and to bringing this to more countries soon."
October 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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September 30 October 1
Data from Star Trek The Next Generation, looking emotionless but also pensive Lore from Next Generation, grinning like a madman
October 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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mods asleep post favorite homer faces
Homer screaming after eating a pepper Homer tripping after eating a pepper Homer with red eyes after eating pepper spray
September 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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The Condiment King
September 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Q, gently and menacingly whispering to Picard that Techy Joined the Goobers
September 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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3AM cat cleanse
Feldon the cat sleeping upside down in the new used rocking chair Feldon the cat sleeping on the rug pressed up against a dresser Feldon the cat in his cat hammock with both front legs hanging over the side Feldon the cat sleeping on the couch in a little ball
September 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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As an older millennial, I face a lot of challenges. For instance I'll just be going about my day and suddenly think "Zoobilee Zoo" and then for 24-48 hours I'll have to contend with the fact that Zoobilee Zoo existed
The cast of Zoobilee Zoo, a terrifying 80s kids show where people dressed as "animals" but looked like furries with circus jobs and makeup instead of masks. Ben Vereen is in the middle
September 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM