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Ian
@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social
Night Mayor of Minneapolis
Twin Cities DSA
he/him
Woman in front of me on the plane fast forwarded through the opening of "Grease." Eager to get to the action I guess.
"Tell me more?" No! Tell me less!!
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Da Vacation Goers
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Local Man Says "Fuck It," Packs 1300 Page Brandon Sanderson Novel For International Travel
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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WE HAVE A TENTATIVE AGREEMENT!! PICKET AND STRIKE VOTE ARE CANCELLED!

Please come by the Indeed Taproom this evening to congratulate the workers on a long, hard fought victory!
Indeed workers are voting this afternoon to authorize a strike next week. Follow the link to email the boss that if they go on strike you will respect the strike line at the taproom & will boycott the products at the stores. Pass this to anyone you can think of who supports workers.
Indeed Workers are Strike Ready
Indeed Brewing’s unionized workers have been fighting for a first contract for a year and a half, but Indeed management has been stalling! Because of Indeed management’s approach, the workers may go o...
actionnetwork.org
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Indeed workers are voting this afternoon to authorize a strike next week. Follow the link to email the boss that if they go on strike you will respect the strike line at the taproom & will boycott the products at the stores. Pass this to anyone you can think of who supports workers.
Indeed Workers are Strike Ready
Indeed Brewing’s unionized workers have been fighting for a first contract for a year and a half, but Indeed management has been stalling! Because of Indeed management’s approach, the workers may go o...
actionnetwork.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Every year @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social does my favorite bit. I think I owe you 3-4 beers by now.
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My most obscure and underappreciated bit enters its fourth year.
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Messed up while taking off my sweater and became Bungholio for a few minutes there.
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Big news... WE'RE MOVING!
Our landlord raised the rent by 50%, so we're moving 4 blocks down the street. We’re sad to leave this space, but there are a few big things we’re pumped about in the new spot including:
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
What's the chance that the AI bubble crashes the economy but is still pervasive and annoying and everything gets slowly worse? I worry that I'll be unemployed and have no catharsis.
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Let's try this again with a public link. Come work at CURA! hr.myu.umn.edu/jobs/ext/370...
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Federal agents wearing tactical gear used chemical irritants on protesters at the Bro-Tex facility in St. Paul.

Video by reporter Louis Krauss, who is on the scene.
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
An all-timer in the "Crying in my car" genre dropped last week open.spotify.com/track/2paZKs...
Ash Souvenir
open.spotify.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Good information on the street is invaluable, but I'll have no handwringing when folks turn out to observe/resist non-ICE actions right now. Other cops have an easy path to not be mistaken for ICE -- wear identifiable uniforms, no masks, and show badges. They can make this stop whenever they want!
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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With apologies for acting like a journalist I figured I would give an update on the raid in St Paul. I should be clear i haven’t seen anything labeled ICE. Fbi, dea, etc
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This office thought I could be trusted with two large bags of Nerds-adjacent halloween candy being stored in my office. They were wrong.
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Can someone who works for my employer remind me if we have any vision coverage? I probably ought to see an optometrist when I get back.
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Four mentions of "AI innovation in teaching and learning" in a scant one page outline of our University's new strategic plan. What can you say? "Oof" doesn't cut it and "I quit" probably goes too far.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Before you run for office, you should be required to submit a list of 5 people who would trust you to deliver a speech at your wedding. Like, not 5 people who support your politics, just believe you can be normal and not off-putting in a public setting for 5 minutes.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Imagining a new type of Guy Who Sucks and rushing around town to put up fliers about it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
They should try a GoFundMe
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I’m looking to spend more time on my phone. Really get those numbers up. when my phone tells me my hours spent on it I think…embarrassing. Too low
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I leave for Peru on Friday and unless I find a pocket dimension with two more weeks shoved in there, I don't know how I'm going to make it there.
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM