Mark Cohen
@mpc.sh
LES FOURMIS, he told me, ONT MANGÉ VOTRE LINKY. (they)
this was a banger skeet and you all should've laughed at it more 🫵🏻
ffmpeg stands for Final Fantasy Moving Picture Experts Group
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
this was a banger skeet and you all should've laughed at it more 🫵🏻
ffmpeg stands for Final Fantasy Moving Picture Experts Group
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
ffmpeg stands for Final Fantasy Moving Picture Experts Group
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Clues by Sam - Nov 22nd 2025 (Hard)
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Clues by Sam - Nov 22nd 2025 (Hard)
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November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Clues by Sam - Nov 22nd 2025 (Hard)
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Clues by Sam - Nov 22nd 2025 (Hard)
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Reposted by Mark Cohen
They’re saying from each according to his ability — and I have the best ability, a soldier came up to me and told me, tears in his eyes, she said “you saved America, sir,” she said, cold day, she had these rosy cheeks, unlike Rosie O’Donnell, no ability — to each, to each according to his needs.
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
They’re saying from each according to his ability — and I have the best ability, a soldier came up to me and told me, tears in his eyes, she said “you saved America, sir,” she said, cold day, she had these rosy cheeks, unlike Rosie O’Donnell, no ability — to each, to each according to his needs.
I can't think of anything else to say today, so I'll just tell you to read this piece. thank you @jmaslak.bsky.social 💜
gender-thoughts.com/2020/03/07/t...
gender-thoughts.com/2020/03/07/t...
Throw a Brick for Me — I’m Worth More than a Window
If transphobia kills me, as it kills too many of my trans siblings, I want my friends to write my name on a brick and throw it through a window. I’ll leave it up to them as to which window they thr…
gender-thoughts.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I can't think of anything else to say today, so I'll just tell you to read this piece. thank you @jmaslak.bsky.social 💜
gender-thoughts.com/2020/03/07/t...
gender-thoughts.com/2020/03/07/t...
as a kid I constantly had cavities and had to get a bunch of fillings and sealants done. now as an adult I go to the dentist and they say "your teeth are perfect, 10/10 no notes, don't change a thing". I love that for me
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
as a kid I constantly had cavities and had to get a bunch of fillings and sealants done. now as an adult I go to the dentist and they say "your teeth are perfect, 10/10 no notes, don't change a thing". I love that for me
you will never convince me that james comer and james comey are two different people
House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman James Comer Launches Investigation into Sixteen Thirty Fund’s Reported Secretive Chorus Program, Effort to Evade Campaign Finance Laws
Comer Launches Investigation into Sixteen Thirty Fund’s Reported Secretive Chorus Program, Effort to Evade Campaign Finance Laws - United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
oversight.house.gov
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
you will never convince me that james comer and james comey are two different people
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Clues by Sam - Nov 18th 2025 (Medium)
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Clues by Sam - Nov 18th 2025 (Medium)
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November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Clues by Sam - Nov 18th 2025 (Medium)
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Clues by Sam - Nov 18th 2025 (Medium)
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rube bader ginsburg machine
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
rube bader ginsburg machine
my phone just autocorrected "duck" to "fuck". am I in the upside down
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
my phone just autocorrected "duck" to "fuck". am I in the upside down
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if you have friends with marjorie taylor red and marjorie taylor blue you can collect all 150 marjorie taylors
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
if you have friends with marjorie taylor red and marjorie taylor blue you can collect all 150 marjorie taylors
Reposted by Mark Cohen
Title text: "'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'"
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3167#Transcript
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3167#Transcript
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Title text: "'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'"
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3167#Transcript
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3167#Transcript
our mayor uses alt text 🥹
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
our mayor uses alt text 🥹
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"If you have a water view, Bruce Harrell might be for you!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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didn't realize @goose.art had an office on lake union??
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
didn't realize @goose.art had an office on lake union??
I think cops should all be forced to drive Nissan Leafs as their duty vehicles. I think this would solve many problems
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I think cops should all be forced to drive Nissan Leafs as their duty vehicles. I think this would solve many problems
Reposted by Mark Cohen
Seattleites watching Mamdani cruise to victory while waiting for +Wilson ballot drops
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Seattleites watching Mamdani cruise to victory while waiting for +Wilson ballot drops
Reposted by Mark Cohen
please please please mr president insure our buildout of excessive infrastructure for a dead end product that kills people. do this because we high key think we’re building jesus from gaming rigs
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
please please please mr president insure our buildout of excessive infrastructure for a dead end product that kills people. do this because we high key think we’re building jesus from gaming rigs
(to the tune of the hit 2010 song DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love by Usher featuring Pitbull)
The JNCO boys got me feelin like an unc, goddamn
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
(to the tune of the hit 2010 song DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love by Usher featuring Pitbull)
Reposted by Mark Cohen
every news outlet and journalist who calls trans rights a losing issue should be forcefed soap and their own regrets
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
every news outlet and journalist who calls trans rights a losing issue should be forcefed soap and their own regrets