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Michael
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January 26, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Reminder if you are not neurodivergent do not say Thoughts and Prayers
January 26, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Can only wrangle my friends for Karaoke once per year, so need to collect my ideas for songs for next time
January 24, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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It’s so funny that Wuthering Heights stars two Queenslanders. POV you’re at Big Day Out on the Gold Coast 2009
January 24, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Hey, it appears* that my disability appeal has been denied, despite me not being able to work consistently for over three years. I working on solutions but I also need money NOW to exist and pay rent:

Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
January 23, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Star Wars Galaxies has some really fucking good quests
January 22, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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As someone who spent the last 15 years working with aging brains & dementia, I can't stop thinking about this. It is gerontocracy: leaders who are substantially older than most of the adult population. When did we accept this? The new generations can't show up because the old generations never left.
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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we will greet them as liberators
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
This is how I remember between the two www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePA1...
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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I guess anyone can be a terrorist, if you think about it.
January 21, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Please enjoy this nearly three seconds of footage from the original Mother 3, newly captured off of a tape we're working with
January 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Fellas, is it morally justifiable to log off?
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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A long time ago, I worked with someone who told a great story of going to a wedding where someone knew Judy Greer so as a wedding gift she made a DVD where she said hi, congratulations, and then ended with "I guess now you'll have to SAY GOODBYE TO THES-"
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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the best person you know made a terrible point
January 9, 2026 at 11:26 PM
What do you mean I have to wait a WHOLE WEEK for another episode of The Pitt?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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The more I looked at this card, the more absurd it became. Someone at Pokémon needs a raise and also, help.
January 8, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Your father, who went out to the store to buy some cigarettes and never came back will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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sapienza would fix me. club holle would fix me. chonqing would fix me
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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good news everyone
January 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM