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One of those robotic toy dogs from the 2000s if it was also a 28yo woman

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Need to be cuddling someone rn the fact they force a literal dog to work is so transphobic
Perhaps a symptom of living in the biggest small town in the midwest but we trannies are NOT beating the "we all know each other" allegations 💀
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Furthermore public transit teaches you how to live with temporary minor annoyances and cars teach you that you're god's most special baby and your moment-to-moment comfort is the only important thing in the world
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Y'all weak sorry but 2025 was the most social year I've had in like 15 years
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Dumb doggy still hasn't done it 😭
Chat should i give her my number
December 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I think if a customer walks in and completely ignores me when i greet them or offer help, i should be allowed to push them over
December 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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partitioning the linux robotgirl with a windows 11 installation while she cries and begs
December 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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i think if the robots all got sentience they would 100% immediately side with the working class and topple the bosses

i think we're sold the "robots would immediately kill all the people" for a reason, the same reason we're pitted against each other instead of aiming our ire up
December 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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she go wonka on my willy til my augustus gloop
December 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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One of the best feelings is casually mentioning being a top and watching everyone in the room stop what they're doing to look at you 🤭
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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riding the dick and saying "weeeeeee"
December 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
December 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There should be a law that says if you're driving downtown and honk at pedestrians for crossing the road you immediately get shot
December 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Actually being hungover is good for me it makes masking harder 😇
December 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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nice freaking BOOBS LADY!!!!!!!! can i HOMK EM?
December 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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sometimes strangers stop to pet my dog and have a small existential crisis when they ask me if it’s “beautiful or handsome” and i tell them either one, its their opinion not mine. sometimes they get pissy and spell it out but i make sure to let them know how weird the questions are.
December 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
faggot rye tranny bourbon
Kinda homophobic that there's all this straight rye and straight bourbon but no gay rye or gay bourbon
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Kinda homophobic that there's all this straight rye and straight bourbon but no gay rye or gay bourbon
December 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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do u know how insufferable u have to be for ME to dislike you? i love everyone. its not me, its you!!!
December 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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powerscaling is playing dolls for boys
December 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM