RL Mosswood
@mosswood.bsky.social
Timberland cryptid.
Cookin' 'em and eatin' 'em.
they/he
Cookin' 'em and eatin' 'em.
they/he
Hearts and flowers, everybody
February 15, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Hearts and flowers, everybody
an unapologetically sappy feel-good subject (at least, I guess, for people in {a} happy relationship{s})
in anticipation of Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?
Well, you see, we were on this group overnight trip to a hot springs, and there was... only. one. bed.
in anticipation of Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?
Well, you see, we were on this group overnight trip to a hot springs, and there was... only. one. bed.
an unapologetically sappy feel-good subject (at least, I guess, for people in {a} happy relationship{s})
in anticipation of Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?
We dated long-distance. Our first in-person meeting was when I moved cross country to be with my beloved./1
in anticipation of Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?
We dated long-distance. Our first in-person meeting was when I moved cross country to be with my beloved./1
an unapologetically sappy feel-good subject (at least, I guess, for people in {a} happy relationship{s})
in anticipation of Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?
my husband and I had a three-hour dinner date that I later referred to as “the grueling job interview” 🫠
in anticipation of Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?
my husband and I had a three-hour dinner date that I later referred to as “the grueling job interview” 🫠
February 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
an unapologetically sappy feel-good subject (at least, I guess, for people in {a} happy relationship{s})
in anticipation of Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?
Well, you see, we were on this group overnight trip to a hot springs, and there was... only. one. bed.
in anticipation of Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?
Well, you see, we were on this group overnight trip to a hot springs, and there was... only. one. bed.
As a friend, do you feel warm fuzzy and connected when a friend takes social liberties like walking into your house without knocking, helping themself to your food, or borrowing things without asking?
February 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
As a friend, do you feel warm fuzzy and connected when a friend takes social liberties like walking into your house without knocking, helping themself to your food, or borrowing things without asking?
Aw. My man is a Kip/Scott guy. Ilya's too mean for him. 🥰
February 4, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Aw. My man is a Kip/Scott guy. Ilya's too mean for him. 🥰
Our state is considering going to a 32 hour standard work week, and they really found some drone out there to give a quote about, "I don't support it because I take joy in my long work hours."
Get a hobby, babe.
Get a hobby, babe.
January 29, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Our state is considering going to a 32 hour standard work week, and they really found some drone out there to give a quote about, "I don't support it because I take joy in my long work hours."
Get a hobby, babe.
Get a hobby, babe.
Nobody cares, but I just finished the *worst* romance. It was a second chance fake dating thing, but we're never told why one MC dumped the other the first time around, and then they just segue to real dating while fake dating with no real conversation or emotion about it and without the dumped MC
January 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Nobody cares, but I just finished the *worst* romance. It was a second chance fake dating thing, but we're never told why one MC dumped the other the first time around, and then they just segue to real dating while fake dating with no real conversation or emotion about it and without the dumped MC
It's not a showstopper because I didn't bother with fancy decorations, but for my birthday I knocked off Dilettante's Mocha Praline Cake: pecan praline crust, mocha ganache, chocolate filling, and espresso chantilly. It tasted fancy, anyway.
January 6, 2026 at 6:38 AM
It's not a showstopper because I didn't bother with fancy decorations, but for my birthday I knocked off Dilettante's Mocha Praline Cake: pecan praline crust, mocha ganache, chocolate filling, and espresso chantilly. It tasted fancy, anyway.
Got a wild hair to try my hand at making crullers
January 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Got a wild hair to try my hand at making crullers
It's my birthday in three days and all I really want is to binge the hockey sex show with my partner, but he's working long hours supporting our livelihood right now and doesn't have a binge in him. :(
SO I think I'm going to attempt to copy Dilettante's Mocha Praline Cake and then eat it.
SO I think I'm going to attempt to copy Dilettante's Mocha Praline Cake and then eat it.
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
It's my birthday in three days and all I really want is to binge the hockey sex show with my partner, but he's working long hours supporting our livelihood right now and doesn't have a binge in him. :(
SO I think I'm going to attempt to copy Dilettante's Mocha Praline Cake and then eat it.
SO I think I'm going to attempt to copy Dilettante's Mocha Praline Cake and then eat it.
I am appalling! Beware!!
I would guess that even casserole dish crust has a half-life beyond which further soaking is futile. Going to bed (with or without someone who has not previously darkened your doorstep) with dirty dishes in the sink is appalling.
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I am appalling! Beware!!
That crust is stuffed!
Not at my mom's for the first time in forever, so made my own version of my traditional Xmas eve delivery order: Greek style cheese pizza with extra cheese. The stuffed crust is my own innovation.
Not at my mom's for the first time in forever, so made my own version of my traditional Xmas eve delivery order: Greek style cheese pizza with extra cheese. The stuffed crust is my own innovation.
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
That crust is stuffed!
Not at my mom's for the first time in forever, so made my own version of my traditional Xmas eve delivery order: Greek style cheese pizza with extra cheese. The stuffed crust is my own innovation.
Not at my mom's for the first time in forever, so made my own version of my traditional Xmas eve delivery order: Greek style cheese pizza with extra cheese. The stuffed crust is my own innovation.
What if I made myself a stuffed crust pizza for Christmas eve???
December 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
What if I made myself a stuffed crust pizza for Christmas eve???
Celebrating the season by indulging in the laser-animated spectacle of a hippopotamus vibrating apart in excitement projected on the side of a nuclear cooling tower, in accordance with ancient tradition.
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Celebrating the season by indulging in the laser-animated spectacle of a hippopotamus vibrating apart in excitement projected on the side of a nuclear cooling tower, in accordance with ancient tradition.
Scooby Dooby Doo!
(fondant over a 3d printed base, cake topper for my neighbor's ninth birthday)
(fondant over a 3d printed base, cake topper for my neighbor's ninth birthday)
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Scooby Dooby Doo!
(fondant over a 3d printed base, cake topper for my neighbor's ninth birthday)
(fondant over a 3d printed base, cake topper for my neighbor's ninth birthday)
If your 2 year old has a persistent habit of hurling small objects, maybe stop handing him small, heavy and/or fragile objects in other people's homes. Save the learning experiences for your own place.
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If your 2 year old has a persistent habit of hurling small objects, maybe stop handing him small, heavy and/or fragile objects in other people's homes. Save the learning experiences for your own place.
As a wise elder, I know there's always room for pie.
i only have one true pie take: 99% of the time i'd rather eat more dinner than save space for dessert because i am not a child
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
As a wise elder, I know there's always room for pie.
Reposted by RL Mosswood
Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.
ALL RIGHT YOU FREAKS
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November 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.
Sleepover at my house tonight, and the visiting lads (8 & 12) have chosen split pea soup over mac and cheese for dinner!?
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Sleepover at my house tonight, and the visiting lads (8 & 12) have chosen split pea soup over mac and cheese for dinner!?
I just want, like, a really sexy handlebar moustache for christmas.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I just want, like, a really sexy handlebar moustache for christmas.
Need some solid synonyms for "community" to mean this small town, the surrounding countryside that is attached to this small town, and the tribe that is adjacent to and intertwined with this small town. People are going to start drinking games based on my repetitive-ass speeches.
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Need some solid synonyms for "community" to mean this small town, the surrounding countryside that is attached to this small town, and the tribe that is adjacent to and intertwined with this small town. People are going to start drinking games based on my repetitive-ass speeches.
Reposted by RL Mosswood
A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
Reposted by RL Mosswood
Today I announced an agreement between Washington state, Oregon, and British Columbia to renew and strengthen our partnership.
Together, the Cascadia region will address housing affordability, invest in clean energy, and create the conditions for long-term economic growth.
Together, the Cascadia region will address housing affordability, invest in clean energy, and create the conditions for long-term economic growth.
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Today I announced an agreement between Washington state, Oregon, and British Columbia to renew and strengthen our partnership.
Together, the Cascadia region will address housing affordability, invest in clean energy, and create the conditions for long-term economic growth.
Together, the Cascadia region will address housing affordability, invest in clean energy, and create the conditions for long-term economic growth.
Apple fritters from home grown apples, in keeping with annual tradition and by request from my beloved son.
October 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Apple fritters from home grown apples, in keeping with annual tradition and by request from my beloved son.
3 days later than that
October 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
3 days later than that
Another 21 lbs of Ozettes from the driveway bed
October 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Another 21 lbs of Ozettes from the driveway bed