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mariacronprinz.bsky.social
Wünsche euch allen eine guten Rutsch 💖
Arschlady Angelique @arschlady Natürlich KNALLE ich an Sylvester aber dazu brauche ich keine Böller !! Ich lasse meine GEILE BULLENPEITSCHE "MONIQUE" KNALLEN die ist so pervers laut da kriegt jeder ZUCHTHENGST sofort einen STEIFEN & SPRITZT sich das Kleinhirn aus dem PIMMEL !! LECK MIR DIE STIEFEL DU SAU !!
December 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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senyorq.bsky.social
Poco se ha hablado por aquí de la primera bendición Furby et Orbit del papa León XIV
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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crtvheadvt.bsky.social
Massively inspiring video. You all need to watch it.

Thank you @jacadamia.com for sharing your creativity with us.
they want you to stop.
YouTube video by Jacadamia
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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bubbaprog.xyz
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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slungusposting.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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armormodekeeg.blacksky.app
brutal
If fans are receptive to the new category, The Game Awards is already floating ideas for more categories honoring level-based video game music genres. These include bubbliest underwater music, clankiest factory level music, and most culturally insensitive desert level music.
December 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
morpseus.bsky.social
Warframe X Werner Herzog stand nicht auf meiner Bingo Karte
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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salatgurke3000.bsky.social
das perverse gebacke und das verkleckern der milch und des mehls würde mich nach kürzester zeit zum heftigsten abknilchen in der weihnachtsbäckerei bringen, hinterher würde ich gerne noch das rezept verschleppen während sie mir den restlichen teig mit den fingern durchkneten
December 3, 2023 at 4:30 PM
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salatgurke3000.bsky.social
ich hasse meine knilche ohne spass diese dummen hurensohne ich bin fucking 14 und die heulen rum wenn ich EINE fuxking riesengroße kleckerei mache oder ab und das rezept verschleppe was zum fick ist falsch mit denen ohne witz ich wunsvhte ich waer in ner anderen weihnachtsbäckerei
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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ickyburd.bsky.social
HELL YEAH this shit has been burned into my brain for years now
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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salamanding.bsky.social
if anyone knows where that screenshot is from pls tell me. but yeah, crabs.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
morpseus.bsky.social
Du da 🫵

stell die Uhr an deinem Ofen richtig ein!
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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samwoods.bsky.social
Here’s the reason I spoke to so many video game actors. I attended the launch of TIVA, an independently run audiobook series with all of your favourite voice actors, aiming to fight back against AI and corporations, featuring an all female/non-binary cast.

www.thegamer.com/tiva-intervi...
Mass Effect, Baldur's Gate, And Assassin's Creed Stars Unite For All-Female And Non-Binary Audiobook, And We Spoke To Them All
TIVA is a self-funded audiobook project featuring a wealth of talent, aiming to "stand against the exploitation of artists by corporations and AI."
www.thegamer.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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rabiesram.bsky.social
twitter ate this one up so yall get it too
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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bitegavemepowers.bsky.social
Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant.

Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
September 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
morpseus.bsky.social
Wir basteln einen Fliesentisch

As a bit
October 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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radiodeadair.com
BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.
Screenshot from Windows Settings>Privacy and Security>Text and image Generation. "Text and image generation uses on-device AI technologies to quickly respond to requests. Turning this settings off will not affect apps and features using cloud AI technologies. Text and image generation Windows and anyone using this device can use Text and image generation.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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junlper.beer
ratlimit is a greatest of all time poster
October 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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200proofgames.bsky.social
Listen. First off, cokelike is a misnomer because that genre was ORIGINALLY Kolacore before Coke took all the market share. Second, Dr. Pepper has a lot of traditional indie rootbrew characteristics despite being a AAA beverage with a AAA budget, though tbh it’s just cornslop at the end of the day
sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social · Sep 23
Easily the best cokelike
September 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
April 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
morpseus.bsky.social
Barnfarn 🚂🚂🚂
September 20, 2025 at 8:17 AM
morpseus.bsky.social
Fucktoy activate!
Yami Yugi yelling
September 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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probgobl.in
It's wild to me that there is a small but vocal section of the wrestling fandom that hates Omega for this. Man was able to go at 60-70% speed, in a match with actual flow and structure, with a literal child.

That's god-tier level professionalism.
cwashington.bsky.social Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · Sep 18
Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.

Thought you'd enjoy this.
September 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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sushicatz.bsky.social
All Night Forever #deltarune #puppet
September 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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sabs.bsky.social
if you read one thing today, make it this absolutely devastating piece from a fact-checker who quit the New Yorker
bidoun.org/articles/hou...
Though the man’s killing had been filmed, a fact checker is obliged to seek comment from any party alleged to have committed a crime. I called the soldier’s lawyer. He picked up from a café, where I could hear trance music blasting in the background. The lawyer told me that while, yes, his client did shoot the man picking olives, and yes, the man did die, the Israeli military court found his client not guilty of murder because the man picking olives was a terrorist who was throwing stones. Even though the video did not show the Palestinian man throwing stones, the court said that he was, so he was. QED, his client did not murder anyone, and it would be slanderous for us to say so.
September 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM