swann’s güey
@morganofficial.bsky.social
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señorita awesome is my wife, you put some respect on her fucking name
señorita awesome is my wife, you put some respect on her fucking name
it really is a shame that she sucks so bad because she’s kinda hysterical
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
it really is a shame that she sucks so bad because she’s kinda hysterical
my annoying coworker would love this
February 11, 2026 at 3:36 AM
my annoying coworker would love this
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
age verification?
I bought floppy disks at my middle school library to use for homework
I bought floppy disks at my middle school library to use for homework
Age verification?
I used to buy weed from a guy who drove a 1975 Oldsmobile Cutlass Salon
I used to buy weed from a guy who drove a 1975 Oldsmobile Cutlass Salon
Age verification?
I once rented a one bedroom with covered parking in a city for $425 a month
I once rented a one bedroom with covered parking in a city for $425 a month
February 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
age verification?
I bought floppy disks at my middle school library to use for homework
I bought floppy disks at my middle school library to use for homework
they’re gonna take porn out of the washington post
Will Lewis is resigning as WaPo CEO, former Tumblr CEO Jeff D’Onofrio is the paper’s new acting CEO and publisher, per memos to staff
February 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
they’re gonna take porn out of the washington post
there’s a bad post going around, I’m not gonna repost because the person doesn’t need more attention. all I will say is: art is process. the product is a thing that happens if we’re lucky
![bad post saying:
2. being poor means having to make hard choices like:
[a] drawing something yourself in a way society would call "bad" (i.e. unprofessional)
[b] sacrificing resources you don't have to pay a real artist what they're worth (or learn yourself
[c] not doing it at all, or
[d] using Al.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:emyps3b6qicvoesxfshrobia/bafkreied7k7ma5ygx7gjzk3c63ah6znnoluguvj2hhzkrnml2m5jhem3im@jpeg)
February 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
there’s a bad post going around, I’m not gonna repost because the person doesn’t need more attention. all I will say is: art is process. the product is a thing that happens if we’re lucky
damn, that’s crazy
February 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
damn, that’s crazy
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gender wars, game over screen (male), dos (1996) www.mobygames.com/game/4605/ge...
March 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
gender wars, game over screen (male), dos (1996) www.mobygames.com/game/4605/ge...
@blink182 your silence is deafening
Government removes “this job sucks" lawyer. Via Reuters
US Justice Department removes lawyer who told judge in immigration case 'this job sucks'
The U.S. Justice Department has removed a government lawyer from an assignment in Minnesota after she told a federal judge "this job sucks" and immigration authorities had failed to comply with court ...
www.reuters.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
@blink182 your silence is deafening
no ethical consumption, but please stop giving amazon your money
Jeff Bezos' net worth is estimated to grow by $8 million per hour.
February 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
no ethical consumption, but please stop giving amazon your money
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BBC One Continuity October 3rd 1997 : 199s
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
BBC One Continuity October 3rd 1997 : 199s
cathy’s clown dance mix
January 30, 2026 at 11:16 PM
cathy’s clown dance mix
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rip to one of the funniest women to ever do it
January 30, 2026 at 7:20 PM
rip to one of the funniest women to ever do it
turns out immigrants were never taking your jobs. it was david brooks!!
Most media headlines right now are like "We are laying off 2/3 of our staff and also the president is our ombudsman now" but somehow David Brooks got two new jobs in one day
January 29, 2026 at 10:29 PM
turns out immigrants were never taking your jobs. it was david brooks!!
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john c out here with the motherfuckin’ zingers
January 29, 2026 at 4:41 AM
john c out here with the motherfuckin’ zingers
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Soviet stratospheric parachutists Nina Pronyushkina and Elvira Fomicheva, Odessa, 1977.
January 26, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Soviet stratospheric parachutists Nina Pronyushkina and Elvira Fomicheva, Odessa, 1977.
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NEW — West Garfield Park’s Legler Regional Library is providing meals to those in need through a Library-Based Food Access program.
It is the first library food pantry for Illinois and Chicago, according to the Greater Chicago Food Depository.
thetriibe.com/2026/01/food...
It is the first library food pantry for Illinois and Chicago, according to the Greater Chicago Food Depository.
thetriibe.com/2026/01/food...
Legler Library will double as a food pantry in West Garfield Park • The TRiiBE
The library food pantry is the second in the country and the first in Illinois and Chicago.
thetriibe.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:52 PM
NEW — West Garfield Park’s Legler Regional Library is providing meals to those in need through a Library-Based Food Access program.
It is the first library food pantry for Illinois and Chicago, according to the Greater Chicago Food Depository.
thetriibe.com/2026/01/food...
It is the first library food pantry for Illinois and Chicago, according to the Greater Chicago Food Depository.
thetriibe.com/2026/01/food...
there’s no sensible way to add a blog to a google site and I’ve spent the past two hours trying to find the best “fuck it we ball” solution. happy mondie
January 20, 2026 at 4:42 AM
there’s no sensible way to add a blog to a google site and I’ve spent the past two hours trying to find the best “fuck it we ball” solution. happy mondie
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Since his socialist ideology was written out of the history books.. In his own words:
"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."
Happy MLK Day.
"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."
Happy MLK Day.
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Since his socialist ideology was written out of the history books.. In his own words:
"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."
Happy MLK Day.
"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."
Happy MLK Day.
me knowing fuck all about football: I don’t see how this is the pope’s fault
January 19, 2026 at 3:49 AM
me knowing fuck all about football: I don’t see how this is the pope’s fault
I refuse to apologize for living my life
Men’s homeliness epidemic
January 18, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I refuse to apologize for living my life
this is what they took from you
1991 Cutlass Sierra Promotional Ad ABC/WYTV 33 1991-07-23 : 14s
January 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
this is what they took from you
bari weiss remains the uncontested “I can change her” champion for me, I’m truly, truly sorry
January 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
bari weiss remains the uncontested “I can change her” champion for me, I’m truly, truly sorry