Monica is so tired
@monicamcj.bsky.social
Data analyst by trade, into fitness (but not influencers), politics, sports, theology. Volunteer for League of Women Voters, church musician. Second guessing myself since before it was cool.
Post a car picture you took.
Reminds me of a high school friend’s car. He kept a deer hoof (!) under his seat as a potential defensive weapon.
Reminds me of a high school friend’s car. He kept a deer hoof (!) under his seat as a potential defensive weapon.
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Post a car picture you took.
Reminds me of a high school friend’s car. He kept a deer hoof (!) under his seat as a potential defensive weapon.
Reminds me of a high school friend’s car. He kept a deer hoof (!) under his seat as a potential defensive weapon.
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Fellow members of the resistance! We ride from Legoland at dawn!
REPORTER: Do you commit to not militarily engaging NATO partners?
TRUMP: I don't talk about that
REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?
TRUMP: I don't talk about that
REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Fellow members of the resistance! We ride from Legoland at dawn!
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what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
Savage
If an Old Navy Fourth of July shirt could read the news.
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Savage
So many great videos in this thread.
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
So many great videos in this thread.
I love this so much. It would have never occurred to me.
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I love this so much. It would have never occurred to me.
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Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
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Columbus folks: tons of social media reports of ramped-up ICE activity in town, focusing on Northland and on the west side, up to Hilliard. The Dispatch just published this, with video of these fuckers tacking a guy on a bike and dragging him off. www.dispatch.com/story/news/l...
Watch agents tackle man on bike amid reports of ICE in Columbus
A Dispatch reporter witnessed what appear to be federal agents tackling a man on a bicycle and putting him into an unmarked car.
www.dispatch.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Columbus folks: tons of social media reports of ramped-up ICE activity in town, focusing on Northland and on the west side, up to Hilliard. The Dispatch just published this, with video of these fuckers tacking a guy on a bike and dragging him off. www.dispatch.com/story/news/l...
Been waiting for this one - never disappoints
It's time!
Welcome to the 2025 Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog: defector.com/the-2025-hat...
Welcome to the 2025 Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog: defector.com/the-2025-hat...
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there.…
defector.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Been waiting for this one - never disappoints
Got out there today. How is this for something out of season? #runchat #runchathunt
December 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Got out there today. How is this for something out of season? #runchat #runchathunt
Amazing thread.
Today is the 5 year anniversary to when I slowly started losing my mind during the pandemic and began dressing up as works of art.
As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky?
This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862
As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky?
This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Amazing thread.
Ugh, what the heck. How many of us are completely tied to this ecosystem and vulnerable to it all going “poof”?
December 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Ugh, what the heck. How many of us are completely tied to this ecosystem and vulnerable to it all going “poof”?
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i can't believe coffee exists. a delicious morning beverage that gives you endorphins and makes you poop. a total reset for body and brain. it's proof that God is real.
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i can't believe coffee exists. a delicious morning beverage that gives you endorphins and makes you poop. a total reset for body and brain. it's proof that God is real.
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
I’m the coat bath.
I’m the JACK &JIL FUh Bah #2 with three sinks, no toilet and no shower.
Tag yourself, I’m the two bathtubs in the laundry room
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m the coat bath.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Blue Zones: areas of surprising longevity driven by a combination of inaccurate birth records and extensive pension fraud.
Thanksgiving doesn’t have to mean delicious but unhealthy dishes. You can have flavor plus boost longevity with these five tips from blue zone researcher Dan Buettner. https://cnn.it/4rAnU6m
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Blue Zones: areas of surprising longevity driven by a combination of inaccurate birth records and extensive pension fraud.
I am so grateful for people whose writing makes me laugh out loud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I am so grateful for people whose writing makes me laugh out loud.
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225 years ago, Congress first convened in Washington DC. I hope that once we finally are able to vote to release the Epstein files this week that the House can swiftly bring itself to do something meaningful to address the affordability challenges so many American families face day in and day out.
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
225 years ago, Congress first convened in Washington DC. I hope that once we finally are able to vote to release the Epstein files this week that the House can swiftly bring itself to do something meaningful to address the affordability challenges so many American families face day in and day out.
My most woke opinion is that we celebrate fighting in hockey because it’s a largely white sport and “boys will be boys” is how we talk about white men. We view fights in predominantly Black sports much differently.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My most woke opinion is that we celebrate fighting in hockey because it’s a largely white sport and “boys will be boys” is how we talk about white men. We view fights in predominantly Black sports much differently.
I just finished reading Careless People, the memoir of Sarah Wynn-Williams about her time at Facebook. And it’s completely bananas and totally in line with how Zuck treats his neighbors in this account.
SCOOP (free, as it's FOIA-based!): I obtained 1,665 pgs of documents about "Bicken Ben," a growing private school the Zuckerbergs ran illegally out of their Palo Alto compound
Neighbors complained the school for years. Then, in 2024, they reached their breaking point:
www.wired.com/story/mark-z...
Neighbors complained the school for years. Then, in 2024, they reached their breaking point:
www.wired.com/story/mark-z...
Mark Zuckerberg Opened an Illegal School at His Palo Alto Compound. His Neighbors Revolted
Neighbors complained about noise, security guards, and hordes of traffic. An unlicensed school named after the Zuckerbergs’ pet chicken tipped them over the edge.
www.wired.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I just finished reading Careless People, the memoir of Sarah Wynn-Williams about her time at Facebook. And it’s completely bananas and totally in line with how Zuck treats his neighbors in this account.
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Current* conditions near Marblehead, OH:
October 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Current* conditions near Marblehead, OH:
Modern corporate-speak is so weird. My parents’ generation never said “let’s double-click on this.”
October 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Modern corporate-speak is so weird. My parents’ generation never said “let’s double-click on this.”