MommaGart (Garrett Alvord)
@mommagart.bsky.social
they/them 🌱 call me pretty 🌹 video editor for Critical Role
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One last full-throated cry for pre-orders, as the window closes today. Books will be released on April 7th, 2026; I will be appearing at @crowsnest.quest, @illusivecomics.com, and Zulu's Board Game Cafe Bothell to sign and personalize copies.
All first edition printings will include a special card.
All first edition printings will include a special card.
So why do I keep going on and on about OMENS OF CHAOS? A couple of reasons.
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
One last full-throated cry for pre-orders, as the window closes today. Books will be released on April 7th, 2026; I will be appearing at @crowsnest.quest, @illusivecomics.com, and Zulu's Board Game Cafe Bothell to sign and personalize copies.
All first edition printings will include a special card.
All first edition printings will include a special card.
huge thanks to @fexcollects.standingintheodds.com for this special Japanese Pokémon Center Slowpoke!! so pleased to have won one of these from his giveaway. it’s always a joy to collect a new Cherish Ball mon 🥰 this one is Adamant :3
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
huge thanks to @fexcollects.standingintheodds.com for this special Japanese Pokémon Center Slowpoke!! so pleased to have won one of these from his giveaway. it’s always a joy to collect a new Cherish Ball mon 🥰 this one is Adamant :3
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Haven’t posted since the announcement. Wanted to share my early Christmas present from Wizards. They made sure I got one and I am grateful. It’s beautiful. I hope everyone who wants one can get one in March.
January 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Haven’t posted since the announcement. Wanted to share my early Christmas present from Wizards. They made sure I got one and I am grateful. It’s beautiful. I hope everyone who wants one can get one in March.
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The council has spoken (though it did take them awhile), I must give away the final codes!
You know the deal follow, like, and repost to enter! I’ll be picking winners on a rolling basis until I’m out of codes
You know the deal follow, like, and repost to enter! I’ll be picking winners on a rolling basis until I’m out of codes
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The council has spoken (though it did take them awhile), I must give away the final codes!
You know the deal follow, like, and repost to enter! I’ll be picking winners on a rolling basis until I’m out of codes
You know the deal follow, like, and repost to enter! I’ll be picking winners on a rolling basis until I’m out of codes
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Now that I'm back from Japan, I'm giving away a cherish ball slowpoke code redeemable in Pokemon ZA! They are very cute 🩷
Like and repost to enter, winner will be sent a code via DM from this account on Friday, any other message is a someone scamming you so ignore it.
Like and repost to enter, winner will be sent a code via DM from this account on Friday, any other message is a someone scamming you so ignore it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Now that I'm back from Japan, I'm giving away a cherish ball slowpoke code redeemable in Pokemon ZA! They are very cute 🩷
Like and repost to enter, winner will be sent a code via DM from this account on Friday, any other message is a someone scamming you so ignore it.
Like and repost to enter, winner will be sent a code via DM from this account on Friday, any other message is a someone scamming you so ignore it.
Kathleen’s D&D writing is fun and silly and VERY compelling! Donate to a good cause and get yourself a copy of her Pizzamas One-Shot! (I’ve played it!)
Good morning! It's Pizzamas, and that means I can finally tell people about THIS:
pizzamas.com/collections/...
I wrote another Pizzamas Dungeons and Dragons adventure!
It's got tons of Nerdfighter references (and a few just for the LRR fans, heh heh), jokes and a message board!
pizzamas.com/collections/...
I wrote another Pizzamas Dungeons and Dragons adventure!
It's got tons of Nerdfighter references (and a few just for the LRR fans, heh heh), jokes and a message board!
Pizzamas One Shot - Part II
Did you absolutely love the first adventure? Well we’ve got a new one cooked up for you! Now with some new pre-gen characters and packed with a whole lot of excitement! Are you a DM? If you purchase t...
pizzamas.com
October 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Kathleen’s D&D writing is fun and silly and VERY compelling! Donate to a good cause and get yourself a copy of her Pizzamas One-Shot! (I’ve played it!)
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Reposting because Pizzamas only lasts two weeks…
DFTBA asked me to write another D&D game for them! It’s stuffed with jokes for Nerdfighters, but you don’t need to be a superfan of Hank and John Green to enjoy it.
$12 bucks to charity and you get the loveliest thing I’ve ever written.
DFTBA asked me to write another D&D game for them! It’s stuffed with jokes for Nerdfighters, but you don’t need to be a superfan of Hank and John Green to enjoy it.
$12 bucks to charity and you get the loveliest thing I’ve ever written.
Good morning! It's Pizzamas, and that means I can finally tell people about THIS:
pizzamas.com/collections/...
I wrote another Pizzamas Dungeons and Dragons adventure!
It's got tons of Nerdfighter references (and a few just for the LRR fans, heh heh), jokes and a message board!
pizzamas.com/collections/...
I wrote another Pizzamas Dungeons and Dragons adventure!
It's got tons of Nerdfighter references (and a few just for the LRR fans, heh heh), jokes and a message board!
Pizzamas One Shot - Part II
Did you absolutely love the first adventure? Well we’ve got a new one cooked up for you! Now with some new pre-gen characters and packed with a whole lot of excitement! Are you a DM? If you purchase t...
pizzamas.com
October 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Reposting because Pizzamas only lasts two weeks…
DFTBA asked me to write another D&D game for them! It’s stuffed with jokes for Nerdfighters, but you don’t need to be a superfan of Hank and John Green to enjoy it.
$12 bucks to charity and you get the loveliest thing I’ve ever written.
DFTBA asked me to write another D&D game for them! It’s stuffed with jokes for Nerdfighters, but you don’t need to be a superfan of Hank and John Green to enjoy it.
$12 bucks to charity and you get the loveliest thing I’ve ever written.
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Repost because I fixed it 🧍♂️
Anyway new art on the site yay!
Read my comic here
👉 mercuryshousecomics.com
#art #illustration #smallartist #webcomic #comic #fantasyart #fantasyartist #fantasycomic #magic #fantasy #ocsky #indiecomic #AsAbove #As_Above_Comic
Anyway new art on the site yay!
Read my comic here
👉 mercuryshousecomics.com
#art #illustration #smallartist #webcomic #comic #fantasyart #fantasyartist #fantasycomic #magic #fantasy #ocsky #indiecomic #AsAbove #As_Above_Comic
September 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Repost because I fixed it 🧍♂️
Anyway new art on the site yay!
Read my comic here
👉 mercuryshousecomics.com
#art #illustration #smallartist #webcomic #comic #fantasyart #fantasyartist #fantasycomic #magic #fantasy #ocsky #indiecomic #AsAbove #As_Above_Comic
Anyway new art on the site yay!
Read my comic here
👉 mercuryshousecomics.com
#art #illustration #smallartist #webcomic #comic #fantasyart #fantasyartist #fantasycomic #magic #fantasy #ocsky #indiecomic #AsAbove #As_Above_Comic
I’m addicted to Dragonsweeper and it’s all @sick1y.bsky.social’s fault. I have all the bonus stamps 😅
July 31, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I’m addicted to Dragonsweeper and it’s all @sick1y.bsky.social’s fault. I have all the bonus stamps 😅
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Commander is a pretty cool format
July 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Commander is a pretty cool format
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Here's how you can support Los Angeles immigrant communities and protesters during these ICE raids and police crackdowns.
🚨 Support Los Angeles immigrant communities 🚨
Please consider donating to one or all of the following orgs:
Immigrant Defenders Law Center: give.immdef.org/donate
LA Jail Support / Bail Fund:
account.venmo.com/u/jailsuppor...
Unión del Barrio:
uniondelbarrio.org/main/support...
Please consider donating to one or all of the following orgs:
Immigrant Defenders Law Center: give.immdef.org/donate
LA Jail Support / Bail Fund:
account.venmo.com/u/jailsuppor...
Unión del Barrio:
uniondelbarrio.org/main/support...
June 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Here's how you can support Los Angeles immigrant communities and protesters during these ICE raids and police crackdowns.
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This one hit my brain just right
June 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This one hit my brain just right
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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something is in the air today in my YouTube subscriptions
May 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
something is in the air today in my YouTube subscriptions
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Hey folks, commissions are open!!
I'm taking it a little easier so there's only three types and not as many slots BUT those of you who were interested in the framed illustrations: they're here ✨
🔽 More info below 🔽
I'm taking it a little easier so there's only three types and not as many slots BUT those of you who were interested in the framed illustrations: they're here ✨
🔽 More info below 🔽
May 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Hey folks, commissions are open!!
I'm taking it a little easier so there's only three types and not as many slots BUT those of you who were interested in the framed illustrations: they're here ✨
🔽 More info below 🔽
I'm taking it a little easier so there's only three types and not as many slots BUT those of you who were interested in the framed illustrations: they're here ✨
🔽 More info below 🔽
Valorant patch notes were wild today
May 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Valorant patch notes were wild today
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Like tearing the soft bread...🥖
I had the pleasure of illustrating Ashton dealing the final blow to Ratanish on Critical Role Abridged >:)
#criticalrole #criticalroleart
(tw gore, blood 🩸)
I had the pleasure of illustrating Ashton dealing the final blow to Ratanish on Critical Role Abridged >:)
#criticalrole #criticalroleart
(tw gore, blood 🩸)
May 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Like tearing the soft bread...🥖
I had the pleasure of illustrating Ashton dealing the final blow to Ratanish on Critical Role Abridged >:)
#criticalrole #criticalroleart
(tw gore, blood 🩸)
I had the pleasure of illustrating Ashton dealing the final blow to Ratanish on Critical Role Abridged >:)
#criticalrole #criticalroleart
(tw gore, blood 🩸)
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Look, @amytheamazonian.bsky.social pointed out there isn't enough Magic fic and I took that personally.
archiveofourown.org/works/65324827
A little slice of life on Innistrad, inspired by all-time banger of a card, Thraben Inspector.
archiveofourown.org/works/65324827
A little slice of life on Innistrad, inspired by all-time banger of a card, Thraben Inspector.
May 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Look, @amytheamazonian.bsky.social pointed out there isn't enough Magic fic and I took that personally.
archiveofourown.org/works/65324827
A little slice of life on Innistrad, inspired by all-time banger of a card, Thraben Inspector.
archiveofourown.org/works/65324827
A little slice of life on Innistrad, inspired by all-time banger of a card, Thraben Inspector.
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Happy CITIZEN SLEEPER DAY! 🥳
The series is 3 years old today! To celebrate I just released SPINDLEJACK a free, print and play solo TTRPG about zero-g bike couriers!
🚴♀️Grab it here: jump-over-the-age.itch.io/citizen-slee...
We also have new series art, and some fun stats below too 👇
The series is 3 years old today! To celebrate I just released SPINDLEJACK a free, print and play solo TTRPG about zero-g bike couriers!
🚴♀️Grab it here: jump-over-the-age.itch.io/citizen-slee...
We also have new series art, and some fun stats below too 👇
May 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Happy CITIZEN SLEEPER DAY! 🥳
The series is 3 years old today! To celebrate I just released SPINDLEJACK a free, print and play solo TTRPG about zero-g bike couriers!
🚴♀️Grab it here: jump-over-the-age.itch.io/citizen-slee...
We also have new series art, and some fun stats below too 👇
The series is 3 years old today! To celebrate I just released SPINDLEJACK a free, print and play solo TTRPG about zero-g bike couriers!
🚴♀️Grab it here: jump-over-the-age.itch.io/citizen-slee...
We also have new series art, and some fun stats below too 👇
just caught my first ever shiny on “old” hardware using the Poké Radar in Pokémon Platinum!!! and only on a chain of 25! shoutout @partyarlie.com for giving me the idea for this Eevee hunt.
April 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
just caught my first ever shiny on “old” hardware using the Poké Radar in Pokémon Platinum!!! and only on a chain of 25! shoutout @partyarlie.com for giving me the idea for this Eevee hunt.
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yall might wanna check out the latest Critical Role Abridged 👀
April 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
yall might wanna check out the latest Critical Role Abridged 👀