Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉
@moltarben.bsky.social
He/Him. Teacher. Anti-fascist. Artist. Khruangbin Fan
Account. King Friday XIII.
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Account. King Friday XIII.
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Trans rights forever.
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I’ve become bored with AI how come creating doesn’t feel good when none of my feelings are leaving my body and entering the work I don’t get it
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’ve become bored with AI how come creating doesn’t feel good when none of my feelings are leaving my body and entering the work I don’t get it
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Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts
Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"
Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts
Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"
Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"
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“Alice’s Restaurant“…has this been a thing?
Not sure I’ve ever known there was a Thanksgiving song
Not sure I’ve ever known there was a Thanksgiving song
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“Alice’s Restaurant“…has this been a thing?
Not sure I’ve ever known there was a Thanksgiving song
Not sure I’ve ever known there was a Thanksgiving song
Not used to broiling so almost set the oven on fire but holy shit that garlic butter did the goddamn trick
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Not used to broiling so almost set the oven on fire but holy shit that garlic butter did the goddamn trick
Mixed A1 with the chili crisp from the Asian lady and I think I’m a fucking genius
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Mixed A1 with the chili crisp from the Asian lady and I think I’m a fucking genius
Kinda funny (bleak) how “steak and potatoes” used to mean “just your regular kinda thing“ whereas now it is a damn luxury
Getting excited about these here baked potatoes…
Gonna cook up the steak next and put the damn garlic butter on it when it’s done and I’ll be a happy lil eatin boy
Gonna cook up the steak next and put the damn garlic butter on it when it’s done and I’ll be a happy lil eatin boy
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Kinda funny (bleak) how “steak and potatoes” used to mean “just your regular kinda thing“ whereas now it is a damn luxury
Getting excited about these here baked potatoes…
Gonna cook up the steak next and put the damn garlic butter on it when it’s done and I’ll be a happy lil eatin boy
Gonna cook up the steak next and put the damn garlic butter on it when it’s done and I’ll be a happy lil eatin boy
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Getting excited about these here baked potatoes…
Gonna cook up the steak next and put the damn garlic butter on it when it’s done and I’ll be a happy lil eatin boy
Gonna cook up the steak next and put the damn garlic butter on it when it’s done and I’ll be a happy lil eatin boy
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
yes!
the addiction did not make him the philandering dead-eyed motherfucker he is, he did that all on his own
the addiction did not make him the philandering dead-eyed motherfucker he is, he did that all on his own
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
yes!
the addiction did not make him the philandering dead-eyed motherfucker he is, he did that all on his own
the addiction did not make him the philandering dead-eyed motherfucker he is, he did that all on his own
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
Thankful for the picture of Chavez with a parrot that looks like it’s wearing a matching beret
www.latinamericanstudies.org/venezuela/ch...
www.latinamericanstudies.org/venezuela/ch...
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Thankful for the picture of Chavez with a parrot that looks like it’s wearing a matching beret
www.latinamericanstudies.org/venezuela/ch...
www.latinamericanstudies.org/venezuela/ch...
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
Answered this before I realized I have a true answer irl:
I am not a Dapper Dan man, I am in fact an Honest Amish dude
I am not a Dapper Dan man, I am in fact an Honest Amish dude
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Answered this before I realized I have a true answer irl:
I am not a Dapper Dan man, I am in fact an Honest Amish dude
I am not a Dapper Dan man, I am in fact an Honest Amish dude
Freak Out
YouTube video by Liars - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Some days they would stand, looking at us
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Some days they would stand, looking at us
Maybe I’m just spiraling slow
Maybe that’s ok
Maybe that’s ok
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Maybe I’m just spiraling slow
Maybe that’s ok
Maybe that’s ok
We need to build a better world and I think that’s gonna involve showing the power elite of this world that we are categorically done with their shit
And we can do it a few different ways
And we can do it a few different ways
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We need to build a better world and I think that’s gonna involve showing the power elite of this world that we are categorically done with their shit
And we can do it a few different ways
And we can do it a few different ways
Bought an “As Above, So Below” pin for my classroom apron
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Bought an “As Above, So Below” pin for my classroom apron
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if you, U.S. resident, forgot something and absolutely have to go shopping tomorrow, it's cool, we all understand. unless you say something like "I can't believe they're making you work the holiday!" in which case your cashier is legally entitled and morally obliged to shoot you in the face
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
if you, U.S. resident, forgot something and absolutely have to go shopping tomorrow, it's cool, we all understand. unless you say something like "I can't believe they're making you work the holiday!" in which case your cashier is legally entitled and morally obliged to shoot you in the face
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So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this.
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this.
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
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I have a new "instant classic" t-shirt design up and a "stone cold classic" t-shirt design up.
These will probably be the last run of shirts I do that are printed in 2025 thank you
roryblank.bigcartel.com
These will probably be the last run of shirts I do that are printed in 2025 thank you
roryblank.bigcartel.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I have a new "instant classic" t-shirt design up and a "stone cold classic" t-shirt design up.
These will probably be the last run of shirts I do that are printed in 2025 thank you
roryblank.bigcartel.com
These will probably be the last run of shirts I do that are printed in 2025 thank you
roryblank.bigcartel.com
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as someone who specifically purchased a discord description to be able to use a react of my own face in every server I'm in, it's not above me making an image macro of myself another one of my stupid recurring bits
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
as someone who specifically purchased a discord description to be able to use a react of my own face in every server I'm in, it's not above me making an image macro of myself another one of my stupid recurring bits
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Oh so we just had no hope of winning
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh so we just had no hope of winning
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“Poor people have a right to art!”
They sure do. So get to it.
They sure do. So get to it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
“Poor people have a right to art!”
They sure do. So get to it.
They sure do. So get to it.