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it's funny if you know that I have one arm
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@model-actress.bsky.social
· Sep 28
She took my arm. I don’t know how it happened.
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I've got an ass that just won't begin
January 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I've got an ass that just won't begin
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My personal financial strategy of betting all my money on the bobtail nag continues to pay dividends.
April 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My personal financial strategy of betting all my money on the bobtail nag continues to pay dividends.
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hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
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like go be useful white boy
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
like go be useful white boy
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white guys who want to sneer at the resolve of liberal and left wing white women right now: this is a superb time to shut the fuck up and go do something useful instead
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
white guys who want to sneer at the resolve of liberal and left wing white women right now: this is a superb time to shut the fuck up and go do something useful instead
What am I, chopped unc?
January 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
What am I, chopped unc?
The ethics of putting boobs on a cartoon dog
January 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
The ethics of putting boobs on a cartoon dog
Last spring I nursed a bumblebee back to health
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Last spring I nursed a bumblebee back to health
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I look normal, and my arms are a regular length, and there's nothing weird about my teeth or the people who live in my teeth
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I look normal, and my arms are a regular length, and there's nothing weird about my teeth or the people who live in my teeth
I don’t think the Dems are powerless. I think they’re mostly okay with what’s happening and aren’t particularly motivated to change it.
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I don’t think the Dems are powerless. I think they’re mostly okay with what’s happening and aren’t particularly motivated to change it.
“Write to your senator.” Am I eight years old? A fucking American Girl doll? Am I wearing fucking knee socks? Get out of here.
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
“Write to your senator.” Am I eight years old? A fucking American Girl doll? Am I wearing fucking knee socks? Get out of here.
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marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail
Me and my oomfies, we’re doing better
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Me and my oomfies, we’re doing better
I’m never more American than when someone is taking England’s honorary knighthood thing too seriously.
December 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’m never more American than when someone is taking England’s honorary knighthood thing too seriously.
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in 2026, please do not speak to me any more about protein.
December 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
in 2026, please do not speak to me any more about protein.
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God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen
I’m a mid century crooner and I can’t decide if I should put way too much sauce on this Christmas song or just read it off of cue cards.
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m a mid century crooner and I can’t decide if I should put way too much sauce on this Christmas song or just read it off of cue cards.
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes janissaries
December 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes janissaries
the body eats the s’more
December 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the body eats the s’more
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Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
Sorry I’m bad at posting, it’s because I’m an eldest daughter.
December 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Sorry I’m bad at posting, it’s because I’m an eldest daughter.
Sword AND pistol by his side? Seems excessive
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sword AND pistol by his side? Seems excessive