Michael Klopman
@mklopman.bsky.social
Well we still wound up in the same place
Still holding out hope for Framber or Ranger (like a dumbass).
Talking myself into Zac Gallen.
Mentally preparing for the #Orioles to sign Zack Littell.
Talking myself into Zac Gallen.
Mentally preparing for the #Orioles to sign Zack Littell.
a black and white drawing of stewie from family guy sitting on a couch .
ALT: a black and white drawing of stewie from family guy sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Well we still wound up in the same place
yaaaay spring training
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
yaaaay spring training
Every. Goddam. Offseason.
I liked the Shane Baz trade. But the Orioles don't need a could-be ace. They need an established one, and they once again aren't getting one. I don't see how anyone can give Elias's offseason anything better than a C, and I wouldn't argue if you gave him an F
Craig Albernaz: "Shane Baz's upside is a Cy Young award winner."
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Every. Goddam. Offseason.
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Mike Elias scrolled Twitter this morning and saw that everyone was mad at him for not making the team better so he decided to remind us he could always make it worse
February 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Mike Elias scrolled Twitter this morning and saw that everyone was mad at him for not making the team better so he decided to remind us he could always make it worse
Just going off the headline here but... MAY miss out? Pretty sure Elias missed out.
The Orioles entered the offseason with a clear goal. "We’re trying to find, whether it’s ‘top’ or ‘front’ or ‘top half’ of the rotation, all those buckets," Mike Elias said.
By missing out on Framber Valdez and others, the Orioles may miss out on a major goal: www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
By missing out on Framber Valdez and others, the Orioles may miss out on a major goal: www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
Analysis: The Orioles’ inability to sign a top starter could sully a productive winter
Two sources said Baltimore has been engaged with Zac Gallen this winter, and Gallen could be a strong bounce-back candidate after posting the worst season of his career.
www.thebanner.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Just going off the headline here but... MAY miss out? Pretty sure Elias missed out.
The Washington Wizards GM seems to be more competent than Mike Elias.
... How was that???
... How was that???
Send your Mike Elias hit pieces this way, please
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The Washington Wizards GM seems to be more competent than Mike Elias.
... How was that???
... How was that???
Almost there, #Orioles. Almost there.
Still holding out hope for Framber or Ranger (like a dumbass).
Talking myself into Zac Gallen.
Mentally preparing for the #Orioles to sign Zack Littell.
Talking myself into Zac Gallen.
Mentally preparing for the #Orioles to sign Zack Littell.
a black and white drawing of stewie from family guy sitting on a couch .
ALT: a black and white drawing of stewie from family guy sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Almost there, #Orioles. Almost there.
what?
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Anthony Davis to the Washington Wizards, The Athletic confirms.
February 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
what?
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Jeff Bezos laying off hundreds of journalists days after debuting his $75 million fluff documentary about Melania Trump (directed by a sex pest) is craven but instructive: billionaires are not saviors and should not exist.
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Jeff Bezos laying off hundreds of journalists days after debuting his $75 million fluff documentary about Melania Trump (directed by a sex pest) is craven but instructive: billionaires are not saviors and should not exist.
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always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post
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It’s saddening and maddening to watch what’s happening at the Washington Post today.
The staffers there and their readers everywhere deserve better than these shortsighted decisions and the mismanagement that led to them.
The staffers there and their readers everywhere deserve better than these shortsighted decisions and the mismanagement that led to them.
February 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
It’s saddening and maddening to watch what’s happening at the Washington Post today.
The staffers there and their readers everywhere deserve better than these shortsighted decisions and the mismanagement that led to them.
The staffers there and their readers everywhere deserve better than these shortsighted decisions and the mismanagement that led to them.
what the fuck does that even mean
Murray says the Post will be closing the sports department “in its current form.” The paper plans to retain several reporters to join features and cover sports as a “cultural and societal phenomenon,” and will have a few employees on its print sports section.
February 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
what the fuck does that even mean
🥺
February 4, 2026 at 2:25 PM
🥺
Here we go…
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Here we go…
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Earlier today I sent a mail merge from my personal email address to residents asking what their priorities around town are. I was immediately contacted by members of the town government FREAKING OUT that I would do that.
February 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Earlier today I sent a mail merge from my personal email address to residents asking what their priorities around town are. I was immediately contacted by members of the town government FREAKING OUT that I would do that.
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