Murphy
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Get you a girl who can't do either👽
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The whole Hellaverse fandom tonight checking their bank account
a woman is standing at a conference table with the words we 're bankrupt written on the table
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January 23, 2026 at 1:25 AM
The whole Hellaverse fandom tonight checking their bank account
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Brandon "Telling it like it is" Rogers.
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Brandon "Telling it like it is" Rogers.
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*wouldn't it be nice plays
January 18, 2026 at 12:45 AM
*wouldn't it be nice plays
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damn -- CNN put together a video of Kristi Noem claiming ICE officers are "highly trained and skilled" and "gifted" alongside to a clip of them beating someone nearly to death in Minneapolis
January 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
damn -- CNN put together a video of Kristi Noem claiming ICE officers are "highly trained and skilled" and "gifted" alongside to a clip of them beating someone nearly to death in Minneapolis
My son
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossTHE CIRCUS (S2E1)
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January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
My son
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The world had better not end before we've seen that finale. I will punch God in the face.
January 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
The world had better not end before we've seen that finale. I will punch God in the face.
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But there doesn't have to be another war... does there?
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
But there doesn't have to be another war... does there?
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Stares in ✨Good Omens✨
December 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Stares in ✨Good Omens✨
Too cuuuuute
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Too cuuuuute
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
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I’m sorry, but it is disgraceful to be an academic who uses this technology to conduct research. It should be prohibited in all of our scholarly institutions, including universities and journals.
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I’m sorry, but it is disgraceful to be an academic who uses this technology to conduct research. It should be prohibited in all of our scholarly institutions, including universities and journals.
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cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by karoline leavitt’s lip fillers than the fact that congress just said, “what we should do is put any doctor or pharmacist in prison who gives lifesaving medical care to this specific kind of child we find gross.”
Bluesky tonight is neatly divided between trans people and family members appropriately angry and freaking out and everyone else who has barely noticed.
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by karoline leavitt’s lip fillers than the fact that congress just said, “what we should do is put any doctor or pharmacist in prison who gives lifesaving medical care to this specific kind of child we find gross.”
Class consciousness Stoals is everything to my unionizer soul
December 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Class consciousness Stoals is everything to my unionizer soul
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80s babies: That MMR shot we got *runs out*. MMR boosters are available. I went and got one. Consider it especially if you’re going to some international Petri dish of an event
December 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
80s babies: That MMR shot we got *runs out*. MMR boosters are available. I went and got one. Consider it especially if you’re going to some international Petri dish of an event
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The Hazbin Hotel livestream was amazing. In conclusion: plants.
a cartoon of hazbin hotel says yay in the corner
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December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The Hazbin Hotel livestream was amazing. In conclusion: plants.
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December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Never skip hopecore in December 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Never skip hopecore in December 🥰
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Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
#IWTEROHJTSIYBM for reeeeeeeal
it’s the third christmas in a row with no aziraphale on earth😞💔
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
#IWTEROHJTSIYBM for reeeeeeeal
SEASON 3 OF HELLUVA BOSS.
THIS. COMING. YEAR.
RICHARD PROMISED (he clearly did not promise that, I'm just gonna sit w my tinfoil hat believing)
THIS. COMING. YEAR.
RICHARD PROMISED (he clearly did not promise that, I'm just gonna sit w my tinfoil hat believing)
Richard is hoping S3 of HelluvaBoss comes out this coming year
(Hopefully we get more news soon or a trailer at LVLUP 👀👀👀)
#HelluvaBoss #Moxxie
(Hopefully we get more news soon or a trailer at LVLUP 👀👀👀)
#HelluvaBoss #Moxxie
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
SEASON 3 OF HELLUVA BOSS.
THIS. COMING. YEAR.
RICHARD PROMISED (he clearly did not promise that, I'm just gonna sit w my tinfoil hat believing)
THIS. COMING. YEAR.
RICHARD PROMISED (he clearly did not promise that, I'm just gonna sit w my tinfoil hat believing)
The new Rockettes routine is AWESOME. Everyone needs to tune in to the tree lighting tonight to see it 🥹👏👏👏
a group of dancers are performing on a stage in front of a statue of jesus .
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December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The new Rockettes routine is AWESOME. Everyone needs to tune in to the tree lighting tonight to see it 🥹👏👏👏