Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️
@mirandarosalise.bsky.social
just Mira, please. She/her.
Pinned
Should have got myself one of these instead
Idk who said it during Trump 1 (I think it was Matt christman?) but the idea that you could get Trump to support universal healthcare if they called it TrumpCare and his company got a cut somehow is still very much alive.
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Well, we are in agreement that I don’t really actually need FFS, so I guess that’s one thing that’s gone well for my transition.
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Only Butch Jones could find a way to lose like that. Trying to punch it in as time expired, no whistle blown, during the struggle, half of Louisiana’s sideline storms onto the field while the play is still live.

Officials declare the game over, no penalty.
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
psl or rca, come on down and pick your revolutionary poison. we got creeps and trots and cops galore. and all of them are doing more praxis than you are, you terminally online bore.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I wish I was pretty enough that strangers would be inspired to draw me when I posted a selfie.
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
In unrelated news, the bill has now passed unanimously and Trump is going to sign it. Weird, someone is quoted in this story about how the natsec qualifier was “standard procedure” needed to get ppl to sign. Wonder why!
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Ever just get a post that won’t get out of your head? It’s usually only like, medium funny, but somehow it’s still rattling in there weeks later.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I love Lane Kiffin in the same way that I love Steve Spurrier: a wrestling heel that I spent my youth hating intensely, only to see finally chastened and defanged, now just a fun little gremlin stirring up drama among my many enemies

Here’s to you, coach. May every mattress in your life burn bright
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sent a request to upgrade my season tix for next year. If you have the (mis)fortune to have a season ticket relationship with the Mariners, make sure you inform your rep that ownership/front office moves to acquire/retain a competitive roster is your #1 priority as a fan

Welcome back Big Grumper!
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I don’t know why I expected a good story from the NYT here on trans passports but half of it is just laundering hate, and the other half is the most bougie trans ppl talking about how unsafe they are

They quote an anon director who says she feels unsafe when traveling to her second home - in Spain
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I need to get my hands on some all-22 and figure out if I’m allowed to be excited about faizon brandon. We had a lead on that at old work but that’s out now obv
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Turns out Joey Football is what he is, the turnovers were just backloaded. I like the guy (I have something from vol club from him), but he’s Jonathan Crompton in a better offense
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’m afraid that @dirtbagqueer.rocks has forever altered my view of kickers. Every time one of them misses a big time kick I’m just thinking “egg? Is it gonna crack?”
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Sports affordability in general is starting to become out of control. The first politician to seize on this will swing over a lot of voters

My dad had season tickets to Tennessee football games since the 80s. He had to give it up recently when the AD demanded new “donations”. It hurt him bad.
What happens when college football games are only for the rich? Some faithful fans are finding out
Special moments and memories attending college football games are priceless — until they aren't.
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Speaking of intentionally killing stories, I can’t be the only one who thought it was a little weird that democrats waited until now to dump these emails.

Very convenient way to distract from their capitulation to the republicans on Sunday. And it seems to be going very well for them.
Papers do intentionally publish/kill/obfuscate stories, sometimes in a way that constitutes journalism malpractice. That’s not a conspiracy, it’s a combination of bias and capitulation. Again, you can be mad about something without making stuff up.
To the people defending the NYT today or saying that they don’t intentionally publish/kill/obfuscate stories… consider this mondoweiss.net/2025/07/a-ne...
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Help this already took me out once and I’m afraid if I let it loop again I might literally die.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
That’s such a monumentally stupid way to rig something. Really? You think that you’re going to put 8 legs on a very specific player’s action more than once, and a trader isn’t gonna catch that? We used to have a better class of point shaver.
Emmanuel Clase and fellow Guardian pitcher Luis Ortiz were charged today with wire fraud and several counts of conspiracy in a pitch-speed scheme.

An indictment revealed numerous texts, calls and money trails that connect the pitchers with several bettors.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I normally don’t go for the obtuse comparisons but like, I’m imagining Senate Democrats putting down their guns and letting the SS continue to carry off people for the showers, and while they’re going, they say some shit like “Germany will remember Nazi intransigence every time a furnace lights up”
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
In my experience, you shed some people, but keep others. It sifts away people who genuinely treasure you from those that are just using you.
okay but what if i've been mediating my personality through acts of service to others for so long that that's what makes me endearing and as i slowly begin to want things for myself i feel less, like, safe, or fun to be around, or like not as good somehow and wind up being less than i think i am
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Yeah I think I’m going to really enjoy watching Janiah Barker aura farming in the paint this year. Just an absolute brick wall.
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I want to know what this means. Can anyone explain to me what dark clout or accountability chat is
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just watched two men beat the shit out of each other on broadway outside Annapurna. Both accusing the other of stealing a phone.

Winner walked off while 3 Seattle cops just stared at the other, who was pleading for help. No one did anything. The guy just walked away.

Seattle’ finest right there.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM