milo
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Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon.
He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
Pinned
I weighed it up, Mark. I did weight it up. I just… didn’t think it appropriate.
Sometimes you’ve just got to take defeat on the jaw.
His hair
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Sometimes you’ve just got to take defeat on the jaw.
Watched the CNN series about Live Aid. Mad to think there’s still discussion about Geldof’s motivation, and whether it was “all about him”. He comes across as a filthy-mouthed evangelical puritan - but fuck me, looking at how the last 40 years have gone, he pick a fine hill to die on. A good fella.
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Watched the CNN series about Live Aid. Mad to think there’s still discussion about Geldof’s motivation, and whether it was “all about him”. He comes across as a filthy-mouthed evangelical puritan - but fuck me, looking at how the last 40 years have gone, he pick a fine hill to die on. A good fella.
Will never get my head around the fact that Americans with a modest bank balance will call people advocating for a welfare system “communists” while also insisting that people who work in the service industry should routinely have their piss-poor income subsidised with tips from the public.
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Will never get my head around the fact that Americans with a modest bank balance will call people advocating for a welfare system “communists” while also insisting that people who work in the service industry should routinely have their piss-poor income subsidised with tips from the public.
Good result for us tonight, that - don’t want Sunderland pulling too far clear.
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Good result for us tonight, that - don’t want Sunderland pulling too far clear.
I see shoulder to shoulder is a foul these days. Genuinely don’t know why I bother, the administration of the game and the fucking Fannies who play it make it increasingly unwatchable as a spectacle.
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I see shoulder to shoulder is a foul these days. Genuinely don’t know why I bother, the administration of the game and the fucking Fannies who play it make it increasingly unwatchable as a spectacle.
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Everton are playing so badly I’m wondering which team mate has died.
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Everton are playing so badly I’m wondering which team mate has died.
Snippets from the best conversations, #1.
“So, how do I get [M-People’s] Heather Small into a helicopter?”
This is a good Saturday.
“So, how do I get [M-People’s] Heather Small into a helicopter?”
This is a good Saturday.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Snippets from the best conversations, #1.
“So, how do I get [M-People’s] Heather Small into a helicopter?”
This is a good Saturday.
“So, how do I get [M-People’s] Heather Small into a helicopter?”
This is a good Saturday.
Good news for Everton fans is that surely even Slot can’t send out a team capable of losing to west ham, so we may have him another couple of weeks yet. A draw would be a great result, especially after we batter newksl to put daylight between us.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Good news for Everton fans is that surely even Slot can’t send out a team capable of losing to west ham, so we may have him another couple of weeks yet. A draw would be a great result, especially after we batter newksl to put daylight between us.
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It's Friday night guys, for god's sake let your hair down a little and buy a jigsaw
Wonky World Cup Jigsaw Puzzle by No Score Draws - 1000 Piece
It's our first ever jigsaw! A whopping 1000 pieces of wonky World Cup doodling, featuring our hamfisted depictions of various World Cup icons, legends, moments and more from 1930 to the present day, y...
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November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's Friday night guys, for god's sake let your hair down a little and buy a jigsaw
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[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
Bah dah daaaaaaaaah!
Bah dah daaaaaaaaah!
Brrrruh buh buh buh buh badadadaaaaah!
[and then a gif of a disco kid in a blue jacket]
Bah dah daaaaaaaaah!
Brrrruh buh buh buh buh badadadaaaaah!
[and then a gif of a disco kid in a blue jacket]
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Bah dah daaaaaaaaah!
Bah dah daaaaaaaaah!
Brrrruh buh buh buh buh badadadaaaaah!
[and then a gif of a disco kid in a blue jacket]
Bah dah daaaaaaaaah!
Brrrruh buh buh buh buh badadadaaaaah!
[and then a gif of a disco kid in a blue jacket]
We can blame the ref all we want - but why give them the excuse? We all know what happens when clubs like us go to places like this. It’s on Gana, unfortunately. Also, I came into work early to watch the game because I’d get in late if I’d stayed home - and they’ve blocked the fucking site. WINNING!
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We can blame the ref all we want - but why give them the excuse? We all know what happens when clubs like us go to places like this. It’s on Gana, unfortunately. Also, I came into work early to watch the game because I’d get in late if I’d stayed home - and they’ve blocked the fucking site. WINNING!
For those who enjoy the sadistic pleasure of being right about something we’re all feeling the negative impacts of - NBERs analysis of the impact of Brexit on the UK over the last 9 years is extremely comprehensive, well researched and its assessment is pretty watertight.
Brexit didn’t work.
Brexit didn’t work.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
For those who enjoy the sadistic pleasure of being right about something we’re all feeling the negative impacts of - NBERs analysis of the impact of Brexit on the UK over the last 9 years is extremely comprehensive, well researched and its assessment is pretty watertight.
Brexit didn’t work.
Brexit didn’t work.
Jokes aside, though - if anyone knows Arne Slot, please do check on him and let him know he’s got our full support at this tough time, and tell him we all just want him to hang on in there until the job is done.
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Jokes aside, though - if anyone knows Arne Slot, please do check on him and let him know he’s got our full support at this tough time, and tell him we all just want him to hang on in there until the job is done.
“Have you got the away kit, mate?”
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
“Have you got the away kit, mate?”
How much do driving lessons cost in Liverpool these days?
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
How much do driving lessons cost in Liverpool these days?
Australia has quite the issue with unsolicited calls, mainly from automated Chinese voices on dodgy mobile numbers. Yet to pick the bones out of this message they left behind, although AI did try to translate it for me. Feel free to give them a buzz if anyone wants to tongue jump.
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Australia has quite the issue with unsolicited calls, mainly from automated Chinese voices on dodgy mobile numbers. Yet to pick the bones out of this message they left behind, although AI did try to translate it for me. Feel free to give them a buzz if anyone wants to tongue jump.
Sad news about Mani. A genuinely sound fella. And yet another abysmal advert placement in reported media.
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Sad news about Mani. A genuinely sound fella. And yet another abysmal advert placement in reported media.
Stop subscribing to Sky. It’s the only way you’ll get their attention about these fixture changes. They don’t care. They don’t fucking care about you. They care about the bottom line. So hit them there.
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Stop subscribing to Sky. It’s the only way you’ll get their attention about these fixture changes. They don’t care. They don’t fucking care about you. They care about the bottom line. So hit them there.
Tell you what I quite enjoyed. Ireland winning, and that Serbozzlioy (I know) doing the crying eyes and then not going the World Cup. I quite enjoyed that.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Tell you what I quite enjoyed. Ireland winning, and that Serbozzlioy (I know) doing the crying eyes and then not going the World Cup. I quite enjoyed that.
Hush hush. Eye to eye.
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Hush hush. Eye to eye.
Just saw the Ronaldo thing. You’ve got to feel for him, having to deal with yard dogs pulling at him and trying to knock him off his game when he’s so much more talentaaaaaahahahahaha, I’m sorry, I can’t keep a straight face - what a fucking knob’ead! Clapping the fucking crowd like a petulant tit!
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Just saw the Ronaldo thing. You’ve got to feel for him, having to deal with yard dogs pulling at him and trying to knock him off his game when he’s so much more talentaaaaaahahahahaha, I’m sorry, I can’t keep a straight face - what a fucking knob’ead! Clapping the fucking crowd like a petulant tit!
Got a speeding ticket through the post. Checked the evidence. It happened a nine hour drive away, in a different car, of a different colour, with a different licence plate to the one I own, on a Wednesday afternoon when I was at work in a meeting. I think they’ve got the wrong guy, personally.
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Got a speeding ticket through the post. Checked the evidence. It happened a nine hour drive away, in a different car, of a different colour, with a different licence plate to the one I own, on a Wednesday afternoon when I was at work in a meeting. I think they’ve got the wrong guy, personally.
Found your Christmas Number One, lads. And no, not joking - this is fucking banging. You’ll have to go searching for the full version, it doesn’t seem to be shareable-on-hereable. But anyway - up yours, Cliff Richard, you bouffanted bellend. youtube.com/shorts/HlDx2...
Haku._MONO NO AWARE
YouTube video by Seoul Radio
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November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Found your Christmas Number One, lads. And no, not joking - this is fucking banging. You’ll have to go searching for the full version, it doesn’t seem to be shareable-on-hereable. But anyway - up yours, Cliff Richard, you bouffanted bellend. youtube.com/shorts/HlDx2...