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Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon.

He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
Aye - critical thinking and analysis is disintegrating. Politics has become a team sport, the result is all that matters.
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
They’re a one-policy party, and people who vote for them are voting for one policy. I’m not even sure it’s grooming. It seems like there’s a proportion of the population - who “aren’t being racist, but…” - who simply don’t care any more. They just want less brown, less Muslim and more The Old Days.
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Charles Babbage, his mouth full of cabbage, roared “where is the bellboy, I come bearing baggage.”

That’s the little rhyme I hum to myself when I need to remember to buy a cabbage.
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Saving up for a can of Sure.
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Well this is just choice. I hope Ms Stabilo puts her foot down on Wednesday. There - I went there. I said it.
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
“These cells have been locked for a reason, knobhead. If you want more information, ask me what happened the last time I shared a spreadsheet with you”.

MS, 4 Jun 2024, 10:14am

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December 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
A real life Pig Pen!
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I just ran “tech changes” through copilot.

1) vertical video
2) streaming > cable TV
3) Digital Payments & Cashless Culture
4) Cloud Storage & Collaboration
5) Ubiquitous AI

I see Number 4 every day. It genuinely surprises me that people don’t share links collaboratively and still send doc copies.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Do you use Copilot/ChatGPT/some sort of LLM thingy? One of its interesting uses - for me - is to tell it my age and then say “tell me changes in xyz area that have happened over [given period] and that, as a 50 year old, would immediately age me among proficient people if I didn’t know what it was.”
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The vertical video example is another good one. It’s such a subtle thing, but its use is something that can usually stick someone in an age group, a profession or a level of tech-proficiency. All by virtue of (not) turning your phone 90 degrees and knowing why/why not.
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
In the 3 seconds that took to drop in, I knew who it was going to be - but I was expecting the hot coffee. He’s the gif that never stops giffing.
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
“Boomer” blow and it’d be nice to be able to see it coming and be ready for it. I disappeared down the AI rabbit hole because of work, and it’s quite nice being able to roll my eyes at the kids about it. It won’t last, but I want to be retired before “not lasting” matters.
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
My mate explained VPNs to me about 15 years ago. That was the point when it dawned on me that the rate of future-state change was already rapidly outpacing my ability to keep up with it. Sounds a bit sad, but I’ve done my best to keep up with, well, stuff - because at some stage someone will land a
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I reckon I could level that at about 60% of the fellas I know. I’m guessing. No practical insight.
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Forest at home and Chelsea away, draws. Arsenal will duff us. Draw at burnley, win at Forest.
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I mean - I’m all for tipping, but I’m also all for wealthy companies paying their employees enough that they don’t expect the public to cover the choice between food, rent and bills.
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Sorry, lads, just squeeze past you there, sorry mate, cheers, ta, thanks very much, cheers.
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
He’s played about five games in a side that hasn’t created much. He’s a young kid in a new country in an average side. He’s had the ball at his feet in scoring positions twice, both last night, and one was just too far in front of him to be able to get a shot off. I think we need a little patience.
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You people are the worst people on this planet. Fuck YOU [points] and fuck YOU [points].
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 AM