milo
@miltfarquhar.bsky.social
Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon.
He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
“Have you got the away kit, mate?”
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
“Have you got the away kit, mate?”
Australia has quite the issue with unsolicited calls, mainly from automated Chinese voices on dodgy mobile numbers. Yet to pick the bones out of this message they left behind, although AI did try to translate it for me. Feel free to give them a buzz if anyone wants to tongue jump.
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Australia has quite the issue with unsolicited calls, mainly from automated Chinese voices on dodgy mobile numbers. Yet to pick the bones out of this message they left behind, although AI did try to translate it for me. Feel free to give them a buzz if anyone wants to tongue jump.
This was always my favourite, purely because of the way your opponent crumpled. Punch to the dick will do that.
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
This was always my favourite, purely because of the way your opponent crumpled. Punch to the dick will do that.
Sad news about Mani. A genuinely sound fella. And yet another abysmal advert placement in reported media.
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Sad news about Mani. A genuinely sound fella. And yet another abysmal advert placement in reported media.
Hush hush. Eye to eye.
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Hush hush. Eye to eye.
Be sure to block this prick and don’t click any links.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Be sure to block this prick and don’t click any links.
@tj-tarheel.bsky.social Just for you. Yes, I was “that guy” - but if you’re going to film anything by Metallica, THAT intro followed by the opening bars of Creeping Death isn’t a bad choice.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
@tj-tarheel.bsky.social Just for you. Yes, I was “that guy” - but if you’re going to film anything by Metallica, THAT intro followed by the opening bars of Creeping Death isn’t a bad choice.
Just found this on my phone. Stage one of the “birthing cake” I made for my good lady to take to one of her friends a few years back. I disgust myself, sometimes.
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just found this on my phone. Stage one of the “birthing cake” I made for my good lady to take to one of her friends a few years back. I disgust myself, sometimes.
Got it. James Hetfield.
October 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Got it. James Hetfield.
This one. With her bonkers 90s barnet and her eyes that cut through custard, and her lovely little head.
October 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
This one. With her bonkers 90s barnet and her eyes that cut through custard, and her lovely little head.
“You just go where they post you, mate. Sometimes it’s our place, sometimes it’s Tranmere. I did Aintree once… and The Arena. Yeah, you DO end up at Anfield from time to time, and I usually hate it. But sometimes…”
October 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“You just go where they post you, mate. Sometimes it’s our place, sometimes it’s Tranmere. I did Aintree once… and The Arena. Yeah, you DO end up at Anfield from time to time, and I usually hate it. But sometimes…”
“… but yeah… yeah, it WAS tough letting go of Juergen. But I think, y’know, … well, we’ve moved on, haven’t we?”
October 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“… but yeah… yeah, it WAS tough letting go of Juergen. But I think, y’know, … well, we’ve moved on, haven’t we?”
This lad was defo in the X-men.
October 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This lad was defo in the X-men.
And shall dine out on that very fact for years.
October 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
And shall dine out on that very fact for years.
Another Brexit win, NO DOUBT!!!!1
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Another Brexit win, NO DOUBT!!!!1
Could change, mind. I - for one - believe in miracles.
October 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Could change, mind. I - for one - believe in miracles.
Hang on, hang on - look at all these boss lids at Jackson’s Cat Cafe in Hoylake today. Surely this helps.
October 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hang on, hang on - look at all these boss lids at Jackson’s Cat Cafe in Hoylake today. Surely this helps.
WE GO AGAIN! THIS DOES NOT SLIP!
October 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
WE GO AGAIN! THIS DOES NOT SLIP!
She appears to have become Benicio Del Toro but with worse hair.
October 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
She appears to have become Benicio Del Toro but with worse hair.
“MUM! DAD! IT’S FINALLY ARRIVED!”
October 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
“MUM! DAD! IT’S FINALLY ARRIVED!”