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Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon. He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · Dec 14

This is exactly why sentence structure is important. Because right now, in my mind, Jack Taylor’s goal is overshadowed by his immediate attempted sexual assault of the referee.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 4h

Can concur.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 4h

Can concur.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 7h

Absolutely no way. This fucking game is dead. Five minutes on this? It’s not a penalty.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 9h

Rondon, Niasse, that Stracq lad, we’ve had some fucking terrible forwards. Genuinely awful.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 9h

Honestly - I think we’ve got to make something happen. Barry might/might not be a player. Beto isn’t. We can’t go a full season without a striker.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 9h

Those are my “take-homes”. A fair outcome, and to be expected given the gulf in class between the squads. January can’t come soon enough.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 9h

Mo Salah would’ve had a penalty there.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 10h

Didn’t hold the line, didn’t track the run.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 10h

A fucking country mile. Outstanding performance, that.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 10h

“Everton have set their stall out”.

Three big chances. These fucking commentators come with a script. Apparently City just need to show “that bit of quality”, too.

Top stuff, commento!

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 11h

Here for this.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 11h

Garner’s just been booked for the same foul he was on the receiving end of 15 minutes ago.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 11h

FUCKINGBETOLAAAAAAAD!

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 11h

Exactly. And it’s grim that we all know it and have to accept it.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 11h

Aye. Turns out you CAN run across a player’s path with no intention of playing the ball, while preventing them from doing so, IF you play for Big Club Cartel.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 11h

Oh, and we are getting boned here. 3-0. Soz.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 11h

Forest, you bunch of knobheads! Eight fucking games!

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 22h

We all know the rule that’s been keeping this place sweet. Don’t engage with anything other than the block button.

Dave Robinson @davidrobbo.bsky.social · 1d

Block them. Block them all straight away. Do not give these Nazis the oxygen they crave

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 1d

This villa thing is sad for so many reasons. The portrayal of “the Jews”, the fact Villa are being accused of bigotry, the fact people are bounding all over Muslims, and the fact that a group of poisonous cunts are laughing at all of us because this is where they want us.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 1d

Go’ead, Danno, lad!

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 1d

Got a chewbacca one. Yes, I’m being serious. Yes, I’m 50. Ask me how much the cat enjoying falling asleep on me after making doughballs.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 1d

1. Scorers of penalties in the FA Cup semi final against United.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 1d

2. Caretaker managers?
3. Scored more than once on their full debut

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 2d

Young Boys Berne, pleased to meet you.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 2d

entrenched with every passing week, and this bellend is upset about loans because it gives a club a sniff of entertainment for a season, potentially?

What a cunt. What a fucking joyless, establishment-toe-sucking cunt.