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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop
@milklegscoop.bsky.social
Nerdy dad in my 40s. Wanna be streamer. Single, pansexual and gender fluid.
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I love my cpap machine because I can actually sleep at night, but it has taken my ability to to fall asleep with my face in your breasts or on your thighs while we cuddle from me. That is some bullshit. XD
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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don't worry!
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I think I am actually doing this when I get tax returns back. My elderly chihuahua wouldn't need stairs to get into bed anymore.
Am I crazy for wanting to ditch my queen size bed for a full size tatami mat and futon set up from Japan?
December 15, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Doing better with meds. Coughing almost completely gone.
Went to the vet today and found out that my chihuahua, Yoda has an enlarged heart and is in the beginnings of heart failure. With meds he could get another 6 months to 2 years. Without treatment, not even 6 months... Absolutely heartbroken.
December 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Find our latest show, Episode 1270: Saran Wrap and Crisco, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Ru-Paul Mattingly and the Masters of the Dragonverse.
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Keep going Etsy witches
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Thou shalt ban sports betting and put “Draft Kings” and their ilk the fuck out of business.
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Spare a thought for all the squirrels that died this no nut November
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Find our latest show, Episode 1266: Scrotox and Pickled Punks with Dr. Mike Todorovic and Jessica Jane Peterson, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Sponsored by The Hemorrhoid Razor. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Went to the vet today and found out that my chihuahua, Yoda has an enlarged heart and is in the beginnings of heart failure. With meds he could get another 6 months to 2 years. Without treatment, not even 6 months... Absolutely heartbroken.
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Find our latest show, Episode 1265: Sweet Bean and the Fever Machine, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Sponsored by Marcus McGillicuddy's Luxury Abandoned Homes. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT.
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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The little ass pucker in the centre of the hailstone says what we’re all thinking
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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LITERALLY SEND A DOLLAR AND THEN REPOST!

If you are able to do this you are supporting art, supporting trans lives, and getting something really cool in return. No pressure if you can’t because I know damn well $1 doesn’t hold the same value to everyone, but if you can pls do!
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November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
@junoryleejournalism.com I sent you a few bucks. Safe travels!
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I just want to be a hot bimbo.
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Fuck. I have been clean from Magic the Gathering for like 10 years.... I just pre-ordered 200 bucks worth of cards from the upcoming TMNT set. XD
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Looks at this awesome art that @zappit.bsky.social drew of my dnd character, Maurina!
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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I am in my "stupid horny" era.
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM