mikrae, aspartame grandma
@mikrae.bsky.social
arctic fox. issue bitch, danger close, she/her mafia, machine toucher, dyke wife guy. DNI if you are or have ever been
Pinned
i poisoned my brain with all of the correct things in childhood to guarantee that i would have perfectly refined tastes of the highest caliber. raised in a secret government facility to goon for the sublime
ok irony is over i'm officially homesick for toronto. i wanna go down to queen east, eat myself Pregant at tabule, and get fucked up with friends
January 19, 2026 at 7:51 PM
ok irony is over i'm officially homesick for toronto. i wanna go down to queen east, eat myself Pregant at tabule, and get fucked up with friends
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Oops I never posted this commission for skuise
Color by mawfulme
Color by mawfulme
January 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Oops I never posted this commission for skuise
Color by mawfulme
Color by mawfulme
Ok once you get the hang of it, Deadeye Deepfake Simulacrum is actually pretty fun, and has a good sense for 'weird out of bounds stuff' that rewards tinkering and exploring.
Also, a second entry on the list of 'games I'm astonished weren't made by a trans woman' alongside Void Stranger.
Also, a second entry on the list of 'games I'm astonished weren't made by a trans woman' alongside Void Stranger.
January 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Ok once you get the hang of it, Deadeye Deepfake Simulacrum is actually pretty fun, and has a good sense for 'weird out of bounds stuff' that rewards tinkering and exploring.
Also, a second entry on the list of 'games I'm astonished weren't made by a trans woman' alongside Void Stranger.
Also, a second entry on the list of 'games I'm astonished weren't made by a trans woman' alongside Void Stranger.
neat
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
neat
undergoing kafka's metamorphosis because my wife walked by in underwear and my brain instantly shrank down into a bug and flew away
ouagg
ouagg
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
undergoing kafka's metamorphosis because my wife walked by in underwear and my brain instantly shrank down into a bug and flew away
ouagg
ouagg
Aaaand they took down the survey. The age of discord is over.
Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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January 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Aaaand they took down the survey. The age of discord is over.
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New Data Analysis: More Bluesky users excited to be sent to bug planet than threads users. However, enthusiasm for bug planet remains high across both social media platforms.
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
New Data Analysis: More Bluesky users excited to be sent to bug planet than threads users. However, enthusiasm for bug planet remains high across both social media platforms.
this is a small thing. like, microscopic. and this art is clearly meant to be more emotional than technical
i... cannot express how much appreciation i have for when people put a lot of thought and care into how they design bot characters from a technical perspective.
i... cannot express how much appreciation i have for when people put a lot of thought and care into how they design bot characters from a technical perspective.
haha no please don't worry about me
because im not
real
because im not
real
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
this is a small thing. like, microscopic. and this art is clearly meant to be more emotional than technical
i... cannot express how much appreciation i have for when people put a lot of thought and care into how they design bot characters from a technical perspective.
i... cannot express how much appreciation i have for when people put a lot of thought and care into how they design bot characters from a technical perspective.
gave cyberpunk 2077 a good honest try, and i'll be honest kids, i do not know what y'all saw in that game. got about halfway through then uninstalled it.
what a profoundly miserable experience
what a profoundly miserable experience
January 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
gave cyberpunk 2077 a good honest try, and i'll be honest kids, i do not know what y'all saw in that game. got about halfway through then uninstalled it.
what a profoundly miserable experience
what a profoundly miserable experience
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annual repost of Trashed Bathrooms
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
annual repost of Trashed Bathrooms
Child soldier who lied his way into an armed maquis had his throat collapsed during a riot by a cop's boot. Found the world's worst mother figure in a French Maoist who taught him that his greatest worth is as a killer of fascists. Then he fell out of a sniper nest and got the nickname 'Pancake'
January 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Child soldier who lied his way into an armed maquis had his throat collapsed during a riot by a cop's boot. Found the world's worst mother figure in a French Maoist who taught him that his greatest worth is as a killer of fascists. Then he fell out of a sniper nest and got the nickname 'Pancake'
opo gay-to-gay communication is full duplex, which is better than humans can manage. the message is clear: become a gay opossum
January 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
opo gay-to-gay communication is full duplex, which is better than humans can manage. the message is clear: become a gay opossum
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“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
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This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*
uh oh
*Frantically starts flipping though pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
uh oh
*Frantically starts flipping though pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
United States involvement in regime change - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*
uh oh
*Frantically starts flipping though pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
uh oh
*Frantically starts flipping though pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
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Photos of the Day: carefree Arctic foxes
www.animal-photo-references.com/arctic-foxes
This and all photos on the repository are free-to-use for artists creating derivative/transformative works (sans AI).
www.animal-photo-references.com/arctic-foxes
This and all photos on the repository are free-to-use for artists creating derivative/transformative works (sans AI).
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Photos of the Day: carefree Arctic foxes
www.animal-photo-references.com/arctic-foxes
This and all photos on the repository are free-to-use for artists creating derivative/transformative works (sans AI).
www.animal-photo-references.com/arctic-foxes
This and all photos on the repository are free-to-use for artists creating derivative/transformative works (sans AI).
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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
actionable treats
January 3, 2026 at 6:23 AM
actionable treats
wife was pacing around the living room with her fingers to her temples like brainiac, then turned to me and remarked "wanna know how i can tell when [a picture] is AI? i scan it from the Spirit Dimension and look for an iFunny watermark on it"
and i can't say it doesn't make sense
and i can't say it doesn't make sense
January 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
wife was pacing around the living room with her fingers to her temples like brainiac, then turned to me and remarked "wanna know how i can tell when [a picture] is AI? i scan it from the Spirit Dimension and look for an iFunny watermark on it"
and i can't say it doesn't make sense
and i can't say it doesn't make sense
they should make werewolves cool again
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
they should make werewolves cool again
You're just gonna have to believe me when I say it was 'wolfish'
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
You're just gonna have to believe me when I say it was 'wolfish'
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It's time for a timeline cleanse!
A small Corinthian aryballos in the shape of an owl (circa 630 BC). It served as a perfume container.
On display at Antikensammlung München
A lovely Sunday to all of you 🌞
📷 me
A small Corinthian aryballos in the shape of an owl (circa 630 BC). It served as a perfume container.
On display at Antikensammlung München
A lovely Sunday to all of you 🌞
📷 me
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
It's time for a timeline cleanse!
A small Corinthian aryballos in the shape of an owl (circa 630 BC). It served as a perfume container.
On display at Antikensammlung München
A lovely Sunday to all of you 🌞
📷 me
A small Corinthian aryballos in the shape of an owl (circa 630 BC). It served as a perfume container.
On display at Antikensammlung München
A lovely Sunday to all of you 🌞
📷 me
Feeling extremely sex repulsed lately. Just wanna draw monsters and hide under blanket
December 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Feeling extremely sex repulsed lately. Just wanna draw monsters and hide under blanket
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Ghost of a sighthound (2023)
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ghost of a sighthound (2023)
Absolutely haunted @foone.bsky.social lore, but lore nonetheless. They are unarguably one of the internet's mythic figures at this point.
oh we’re so sorry to hear about your 4chan dating service that fell apart it gets 5 big booms
December 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Absolutely haunted @foone.bsky.social lore, but lore nonetheless. They are unarguably one of the internet's mythic figures at this point.
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