Mike McMahan
@mikewriting2000.bsky.social
Chupacabra advocate. Music writer with San Antonio Current and Glide Magazine. Psychotherapist in private practice. Sci-fi/fantasy nerd. Lover of prog, metal, indie, post-rock, The Phish, Dylan, Dead, Beatles, and Slayer 👽👾
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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This is indistinguishable from a post by The Onion.
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is indistinguishable from a post by The Onion.
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Just to get ahead of this: Print the post out and bring it to the next Mike Johnson presser. You already know what his move will be. There’s no excuse to not be prepared for it.
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Just to get ahead of this: Print the post out and bring it to the next Mike Johnson presser. You already know what his move will be. There’s no excuse to not be prepared for it.
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I hope they eventually figure out what's wrong with his brain, and when they do I hope the official medical name for it is Trump Derangement Syndrome.
December 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I hope they eventually figure out what's wrong with his brain, and when they do I hope the official medical name for it is Trump Derangement Syndrome.
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The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in
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On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳
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I think about this tweet a lot
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I think about this tweet a lot
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someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
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I said a hip-hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I said a hip-hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
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Comer: "The American people hopefully will understand what President Trump has gone through with these hoaxes. This is probably the root of a lot of his frustrations & I know president is frustrated a lot & says things some people may not like, but they're true. What we are doing is not retribution"
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Comer: "The American people hopefully will understand what President Trump has gone through with these hoaxes. This is probably the root of a lot of his frustrations & I know president is frustrated a lot & says things some people may not like, but they're true. What we are doing is not retribution"
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Hey yo here’s some blue meat from me on yesterday’s election results.
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
I have terrible, terrible news for red America
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary unpacks the 2025 elections.
www.sfgate.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hey yo here’s some blue meat from me on yesterday’s election results.
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
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They’re always so classy and gracious in defeat.
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
They’re always so classy and gracious in defeat.
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I saw a Cuomo ad last night that was basically "if there's another 9/11, we need a mayor with experience like Andrew Cuomo," and it made me wonder, wait, what was Andrew Cuomo doing on 9/11?
Well, he was probably preoccupied with damage control for this:
nypost.com/2001/09/10/p...
Well, he was probably preoccupied with damage control for this:
nypost.com/2001/09/10/p...
![PROBE RIPS ANDY IN $130M HUD MESS
By Deborah Orin
Published Sep. 10, 2001, 4:00 a.m. ET
WASHINGTON – Federal watchdogs today will testify that Andrew Cuomo’s “lax oversight” let crooks loot a housing program for the poor that will now cost taxpayers $130 million to bail out.
At issue is Cuomo’s role as Bill Clinton’s secretary of Housing and Urban Development and his pet home-ownership program for the poor, which collapsed in scandal.
Today’s bipartisan congressional hearing was called by Rep. Sue Kelly (R-Westchester), with Reps. Charles Rangel (D-Harlem) – who backs Cuomo’s gubernatorial rival Carl McCall – and Felix Grucci (R-L.I.) also expected.
“Decisions made during [Cuomo’s] tenure opened up this program to widespread fraud and abuse while the concerns of federal investigators were ignored,” Kelly said.
The program was supposed to help poor people fix up housing. But instead, it left tenants stuck in 719 homes – including almost 200 Harlem brownstones – that are mostly a mess, in foreclosure and, in some cases, without heat.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cnpe7qvcyjrhm6w7w7e4atur/bafkreihyqpupyp3u22r7upavo3tpwgtjgseq5ay77oq6vodleupm75cqny@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I saw a Cuomo ad last night that was basically "if there's another 9/11, we need a mayor with experience like Andrew Cuomo," and it made me wonder, wait, what was Andrew Cuomo doing on 9/11?
Well, he was probably preoccupied with damage control for this:
nypost.com/2001/09/10/p...
Well, he was probably preoccupied with damage control for this:
nypost.com/2001/09/10/p...
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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He's crying to Sean because @drannieandrews.com is raising more money than he is and is going to
wipe her operating-room floor with him because people are clicking this link!! 👉🙏🏼
drannieandrews.com/donate
wipe her operating-room floor with him because people are clicking this link!! 👉🙏🏼
drannieandrews.com/donate
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
He's crying to Sean because @drannieandrews.com is raising more money than he is and is going to
wipe her operating-room floor with him because people are clicking this link!! 👉🙏🏼
drannieandrews.com/donate
wipe her operating-room floor with him because people are clicking this link!! 👉🙏🏼
drannieandrews.com/donate
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Imagine building an entire adult personality around "I finished fifth in a college swimming championship three years ago and I'm still furious I didn't get to be fourth. Therefore, a congresswoman must debate me."
It's just a turducken of loser shit.
It's just a turducken of loser shit.
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Imagine building an entire adult personality around "I finished fifth in a college swimming championship three years ago and I'm still furious I didn't get to be fourth. Therefore, a congresswoman must debate me."
It's just a turducken of loser shit.
It's just a turducken of loser shit.
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Refusing to feed people while building a massive ballroom is a fast track to eat the rich. No pun intended.
October 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Refusing to feed people while building a massive ballroom is a fast track to eat the rich. No pun intended.
Checking in from the first night of #TheMarsVolta tour. Openers Feliz y Dada take the stage momentarily. They look to be a duo who didn’t exist as a band before about a week ago (from a quick search). People in the video have masks
October 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Checking in from the first night of #TheMarsVolta tour. Openers Feliz y Dada take the stage momentarily. They look to be a duo who didn’t exist as a band before about a week ago (from a quick search). People in the video have masks
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The sad and pathetic truth is that if he did do this Republican cowards in Congress would still say nothing.
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The sad and pathetic truth is that if he did do this Republican cowards in Congress would still say nothing.
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Storytelling Methods Alter How Memories Are Stored in the Brain, Neuroscientists Find www.scientificamerican.com/article/stor...
Your Brain’s Memory of a Story Depends on How It Was Told
Telling the same story in different ways can change the brain networks that the listener uses to form memories
www.scientificamerican.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Storytelling Methods Alter How Memories Are Stored in the Brain, Neuroscientists Find www.scientificamerican.com/article/stor...
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October 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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