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@mikeo-g.bsky.social
Failing to shut the fuck up since '75
I don't always follow back
He/Him
Bearded fool
I don't always follow back
He/Him
Bearded fool
Pinned
I missed everyone's good morning posts because I was busy as fuck at work.
So, if you could all just assume my replies would've been witty and hilarious, that'd be great. Thanks x
So, if you could all just assume my replies would've been witty and hilarious, that'd be great. Thanks x
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I missed everyone's good morning posts because I was busy as fuck at work.
So, if you could all just assume my replies would've been witty and hilarious, that'd be great. Thanks x
So, if you could all just assume my replies would've been witty and hilarious, that'd be great. Thanks x
It's taken approximately 2 seconds from walking through the door for my kids to do my fucking head in.
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's taken approximately 2 seconds from walking through the door for my kids to do my fucking head in.
Just had to finish 15 minutes late because they'd forgotten to allocate anyone to my student after me 🙄
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Just had to finish 15 minutes late because they'd forgotten to allocate anyone to my student after me 🙄
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"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"
November 27, 2024 at 8:51 PM
"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"
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Why do so many feel like they've fallen behind?
It's not because of immigrants, trans people, DEI, the “deep state,” or any other bogeyman trotted out by the GOP.
It's because big corporations and billionaires have rigged markets and siphoned off most of the economy's gains.
It's not because of immigrants, trans people, DEI, the “deep state,” or any other bogeyman trotted out by the GOP.
It's because big corporations and billionaires have rigged markets and siphoned off most of the economy's gains.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Why do so many feel like they've fallen behind?
It's not because of immigrants, trans people, DEI, the “deep state,” or any other bogeyman trotted out by the GOP.
It's because big corporations and billionaires have rigged markets and siphoned off most of the economy's gains.
It's not because of immigrants, trans people, DEI, the “deep state,” or any other bogeyman trotted out by the GOP.
It's because big corporations and billionaires have rigged markets and siphoned off most of the economy's gains.
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The Thanksgiving classic, now streaming.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Thanksgiving classic, now streaming.
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to.
The Darkness
Skid Row
The Streets
Madness
The Doors
The Darkness
Skid Row
The Streets
Madness
The Doors
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to.
Sting
Pulp
Slightly Stoopid
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Mazzy Star
Sting
Pulp
Slightly Stoopid
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Mazzy Star
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to. I’m going to do the last five
Kamasi Washington
Fabiana Palladino
Joan As Policewoman
Johnny Marr
Say She She
Kamasi Washington
Fabiana Palladino
Joan As Policewoman
Johnny Marr
Say She She
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to.
The Darkness
Skid Row
The Streets
Madness
The Doors
The Darkness
Skid Row
The Streets
Madness
The Doors
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Save room for pie
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Save room for pie
Me: I'll smoke a quick bowl in the garden, hope nobody smells it.
Everyone else in Gloucester: I'll smoke a joint in Morrisons car park and wander in smelling like a fucking Dutch coffee shop.
Everyone else in Gloucester: I'll smoke a joint in Morrisons car park and wander in smelling like a fucking Dutch coffee shop.
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Me: I'll smoke a quick bowl in the garden, hope nobody smells it.
Everyone else in Gloucester: I'll smoke a joint in Morrisons car park and wander in smelling like a fucking Dutch coffee shop.
Everyone else in Gloucester: I'll smoke a joint in Morrisons car park and wander in smelling like a fucking Dutch coffee shop.
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How to Gaslight Your MAGA Relatives on Thanksgiving
Helpful tips!
open.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988.
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Morning Bluesky
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Morning Bluesky
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Thanksgiving with the Other Side
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Thanksgiving with the Other Side
Why do we hate lazy tabloid journalism?
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Why do we hate lazy tabloid journalism?
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You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Ffs it’s like that Australian woman
Ffs it’s like that Australian woman
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Ffs it’s like that Australian woman
Ffs it’s like that Australian woman
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
———
Teenage fantasy unlocked.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
———
Teenage fantasy unlocked.
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
———
Teenage fantasy unlocked.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
———
Teenage fantasy unlocked.
I've been in a good mood for ages. I really might have to change the meaning of OG from Original Grumpster to Optimistically Grinning.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I've been in a good mood for ages. I really might have to change the meaning of OG from Original Grumpster to Optimistically Grinning.
I had a bit of a broken night's sleep last night, so I thought I'd catch up after the school run. Just an extra hour or two.
I have accidentally slept until 1pm.
I have accidentally slept until 1pm.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I had a bit of a broken night's sleep last night, so I thought I'd catch up after the school run. Just an extra hour or two.
I have accidentally slept until 1pm.
I have accidentally slept until 1pm.
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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You have twenty breakfasts to comply
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
You have twenty breakfasts to comply
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I won't be happy until Sam Altman is strung up in a cage dangling outside the city gates tbh.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I won't be happy until Sam Altman is strung up in a cage dangling outside the city gates tbh.
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Irish artist Mildred Anne Butler, Shades of Evening, 1904 #womensart #November
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Irish artist Mildred Anne Butler, Shades of Evening, 1904 #womensart #November