Michelle 🦃
@michellemv.bsky.social
she/her. Mother of cats and dogs.
Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year. Former Gulf Coaster turned CO person. Team Oxford Comma.
Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year. Former Gulf Coaster turned CO person. Team Oxford Comma.
Oh look. He’s back. And he’s still wrong.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Oh look. He’s back. And he’s still wrong.
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
If Kamala Harris had picked Josh Shapiro as a running mate, she’d likely be President now.
Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin almost always vote the same way in any given election. And she only barely lost these three states.
Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin almost always vote the same way in any given election. And she only barely lost these three states.
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
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If Kamala Harris had been a white man, she'd likely be President now.
The END.
Folks need to be honest about this. I'm tired of people ignoring the blatant misogynoir that laces every conversation.
The END.
Folks need to be honest about this. I'm tired of people ignoring the blatant misogynoir that laces every conversation.
If Kamala Harris had picked Josh Shapiro as a running mate, she’d likely be President now.
Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin almost always vote the same way in any given election. And she only barely lost these three states.
Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin almost always vote the same way in any given election. And she only barely lost these three states.
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If Kamala Harris had been a white man, she'd likely be President now.
The END.
Folks need to be honest about this. I'm tired of people ignoring the blatant misogynoir that laces every conversation.
The END.
Folks need to be honest about this. I'm tired of people ignoring the blatant misogynoir that laces every conversation.
Well a good start would be by supporting trans people & the unhoused, you judgey Lego wig wearing bastard.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Well a good start would be by supporting trans people & the unhoused, you judgey Lego wig wearing bastard.
Oooh I’m an “undesirable” - EXCELLENT!
🚨Pam Bondi is ordering the FBI to “compile a list" of Americans who may be extremists, per signed memo leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
LEAK: FBI List of “Extremists” Is Coming, Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Oooh I’m an “undesirable” - EXCELLENT!
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you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay
NOPE. This guy sucks.
Josh Shapiro believes he is uniquely suited to win over Trump voters—but he’ll need to overcome distrust among some in his own party first, Tim Alberta reports: theatln.tc/mR9AHSG4
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
NOPE. This guy sucks.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
This is one of my favorite CO holiday traditions- it’s a reminder of the enormous kindness of everyday people like @kylec.bsky.social
Eight years now I've worn the late Doyle Larson's jacket, at his widow's request, as a reminder that many families aren't whole at the holidays.
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is one of my favorite CO holiday traditions- it’s a reminder of the enormous kindness of everyday people like @kylec.bsky.social
I hope she got everything she wanted - and I hope she’s living large in that timeshare near a Benihana.
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I hope she got everything she wanted - and I hope she’s living large in that timeshare near a Benihana.
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Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
So we’re just gonna let them threaten judges without any repercussions? I’m sure the CO Bar is going to be interested right?
NEW: Tina Peters' attorney warns judges "If you're a traitor to this country, you don't get excused because you have a black robe."
Attorney Peter Ticktin and MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann spoke today of their shared vision of military tribunals and executions.
Attorney Peter Ticktin and MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann spoke today of their shared vision of military tribunals and executions.
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
So we’re just gonna let them threaten judges without any repercussions? I’m sure the CO Bar is going to be interested right?
Perpetual mood.
I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Perpetual mood.
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HOMELESSNESS IS NOT A DRUG PROBLEM IT'S A HOUSING PROBLEM
I'm so sick of y'all in my mentions with this talking point, just stop.
PEOPLE CANNOT AFFORD RENT. Half of renters are paying over 30% of their income on rent, another quarter are paying over 50%!!!
People need homes they can afford!
I'm so sick of y'all in my mentions with this talking point, just stop.
PEOPLE CANNOT AFFORD RENT. Half of renters are paying over 30% of their income on rent, another quarter are paying over 50%!!!
People need homes they can afford!
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
HOMELESSNESS IS NOT A DRUG PROBLEM IT'S A HOUSING PROBLEM
I'm so sick of y'all in my mentions with this talking point, just stop.
PEOPLE CANNOT AFFORD RENT. Half of renters are paying over 30% of their income on rent, another quarter are paying over 50%!!!
People need homes they can afford!
I'm so sick of y'all in my mentions with this talking point, just stop.
PEOPLE CANNOT AFFORD RENT. Half of renters are paying over 30% of their income on rent, another quarter are paying over 50%!!!
People need homes they can afford!
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On day four of #Ethansadventcalendar I’m celebrating The Marine Mammal Center! They want you to call your federal legislators in support of the Marine Mammal Act. You should do that!
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
On day four of #Ethansadventcalendar I’m celebrating The Marine Mammal Center! They want you to call your federal legislators in support of the Marine Mammal Act. You should do that!
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They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Oh this is just terrible news.
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, prolific actor known for his roles in “Mortal Kombat,” “Last Emperor” and “Man In The High Castle,” has died at 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.
deadline.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Oh this is just terrible news.
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Religion note: Remember that pastor who was arrested protesting an ICE detention facility outside Chicago recently? The one who was photographed on the ground as officers arrested him?
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Religion note: Remember that pastor who was arrested protesting an ICE detention facility outside Chicago recently? The one who was photographed on the ground as officers arrested him?
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
Here’s where the “I was just following orders” argument gets sticky. I hope those little cosplaying ICE goons are paying attention bc they’re going to get hung out to dry like this as well.
Couldn’t have said it better myself
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Here’s where the “I was just following orders” argument gets sticky. I hope those little cosplaying ICE goons are paying attention bc they’re going to get hung out to dry like this as well.
Mush-for-brains is still on his Tina Peters kick. He can have her when she’s done serving her sentence for the violation of STATE laws. Now someone give him his warm milk so the rest of us can have a quiet evening.
Trump attacked Colorado Governor Jared Polis for refusing to spring Tina Peters out of jail
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Mush-for-brains is still on his Tina Peters kick. He can have her when she’s done serving her sentence for the violation of STATE laws. Now someone give him his warm milk so the rest of us can have a quiet evening.
Well. This is deeply gross. Time to tell the USTA what we think of organizations that bend the knee.
SCOOP: The United States Tennis Association (USTA) quietly updated its player eligibility policy to ban trans women from competing as women in their leagues, tournaments and competitions in order to comply with Trump's anti-trans sports executive order. The policy went into effect on Monday.
USTA bans trans athletes from competing as women to comply with Trump executive order
The national tennis governing body's policy change was made with no announcement.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Well. This is deeply gross. Time to tell the USTA what we think of organizations that bend the knee.
I want just ONE reporter to point out that she IS in her own country.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I want just ONE reporter to point out that she IS in her own country.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Hey @apnews.com - call it what it is: an ethnic cleansing campaign due to the President’s open racism.
Officials prepare immigration operation in Minnesota that would focus on Somali immigrants, source tells AP, as Trump says he doesn't want Somalis in U.S.
Federal authorities plan operation in Minnesota focusing on Somali immigrants, AP source says
Federal authorities are preparing an immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota, focusing on Somali immigrants living unlawfully in the U.S.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hey @apnews.com - call it what it is: an ethnic cleansing campaign due to the President’s open racism.