Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
World’s Okayest Lawyer™️
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I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
📽️⛹🏻♀️👩🏻🍳✈️🐕🐈🥃🇺🇦
I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
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Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
· Jan 17
New stupid avatar. Don’t be alarmed. I’m still the same grumpy bitch.
Why are there all of a sudden 500 preachy vegans in my discover feed? Go awaaaaaaay, no one cares what you eat.
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Why are there all of a sudden 500 preachy vegans in my discover feed? Go awaaaaaaay, no one cares what you eat.
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Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movi...
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November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
P has an MRI today (yes, on a Sunday. I didn’t know they scheduled them then, but I heard the phone call when he made the appointment and it is indeed today).
Was expecting the dog to be eager to get up once P did. Nope, not a single f given. He’s just snoozing in his crate with his blankies.
Was expecting the dog to be eager to get up once P did. Nope, not a single f given. He’s just snoozing in his crate with his blankies.
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
P has an MRI today (yes, on a Sunday. I didn’t know they scheduled them then, but I heard the phone call when he made the appointment and it is indeed today).
Was expecting the dog to be eager to get up once P did. Nope, not a single f given. He’s just snoozing in his crate with his blankies.
Was expecting the dog to be eager to get up once P did. Nope, not a single f given. He’s just snoozing in his crate with his blankies.
Every time I resist correcting someone’s grammar on here an angel gets its wings.
I don’t usually correct grammar IRL but sometimes I feel left out when other people are being annoying
I don’t usually correct grammar IRL but sometimes I feel left out when other people are being annoying
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Every time I resist correcting someone’s grammar on here an angel gets its wings.
I don’t usually correct grammar IRL but sometimes I feel left out when other people are being annoying
I don’t usually correct grammar IRL but sometimes I feel left out when other people are being annoying
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the frankenstein 2025 merch that they are selling: edgy goth clothing with skulls and shit on it
the frankenstein 2025 merch we all long for: plushie of the creature
the frankenstein 2025 merch we all long for: plushie of the creature
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
the frankenstein 2025 merch that they are selling: edgy goth clothing with skulls and shit on it
the frankenstein 2025 merch we all long for: plushie of the creature
the frankenstein 2025 merch we all long for: plushie of the creature
P put some lights on the bottom edge of our bed and it warms the room up so much. He’s going to add motion activation for late night bathroom journeys.
Anyway, I highly recommend finding a partner who is handy.
Anyway, I highly recommend finding a partner who is handy.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
P put some lights on the bottom edge of our bed and it warms the room up so much. He’s going to add motion activation for late night bathroom journeys.
Anyway, I highly recommend finding a partner who is handy.
Anyway, I highly recommend finding a partner who is handy.
P talked me into getting prison tacos for lunch. I won’t lie. It wasn’t a bad call.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
P talked me into getting prison tacos for lunch. I won’t lie. It wasn’t a bad call.
Say what you will about wasting money on DoorDash, but they have no way to verify that the 2 kids meals I just ordered will be eaten by children.
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Say what you will about wasting money on DoorDash, but they have no way to verify that the 2 kids meals I just ordered will be eaten by children.
*whispers to universe* I need a win.
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
*whispers to universe* I need a win.
I love SK’s love of lyrics. Even fictional ones. To this day I’ll mutter “Baby, can you dig your man?”
Thinking about music tonight. Missing the Beastie Boys. Jim Croce. That guy Adam Schesinger from Fountains of Wayne. “Hey, Julie, look what they're doin’ to me…”
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I love SK’s love of lyrics. Even fictional ones. To this day I’ll mutter “Baby, can you dig your man?”
Usually when I get text message solicitations from repub politicians I respond with something profane and they say “you have been unsubscribed” like .3 seconds later. That didn’t happen with this most recent Mike Johnson one so someone’s gonna have to come get me from the gulag.
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Usually when I get text message solicitations from repub politicians I respond with something profane and they say “you have been unsubscribed” like .3 seconds later. That didn’t happen with this most recent Mike Johnson one so someone’s gonna have to come get me from the gulag.
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It's ONLY been 65 years since six year old Ruby Bridges walked through the halls of William Frantz Elementary as the first Black child to attend an all white school. Met with mobs and hate, her bravery and courage helped change the course of history for this nation.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's ONLY been 65 years since six year old Ruby Bridges walked through the halls of William Frantz Elementary as the first Black child to attend an all white school. Met with mobs and hate, her bravery and courage helped change the course of history for this nation.
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And Sophie Cunningham better fucking mind her Ps and Qs while we’re at it
Women’s sports had a meeting, and she’s not included.
Kai Trump is in dead last by 4 shots in her first pro golf tournament after shooting a round of 13-over-par 83.
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
And Sophie Cunningham better fucking mind her Ps and Qs while we’re at it
Women’s sports had a meeting, and she’s not included.
Kai Trump is in dead last by 4 shots in her first pro golf tournament after shooting a round of 13-over-par 83.
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Women’s sports had a meeting, and she’s not included.
Bell peppers should be demoted. They dishonor the name of pepper.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Bell peppers should be demoted. They dishonor the name of pepper.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975) 🎬🖤
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975) 🎬🖤
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Pat Beverly look like an intrusive thought.
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Pat Beverly look like an intrusive thought.
I have syndicated episodes of Friends streaming on TBS in the background while I work. They keep playing an Empire Carpet commercial that says, I believe, “We’ll beat off the competition!”
Y’all get your interns. And/or your disgruntled employees.
Y’all get your interns. And/or your disgruntled employees.
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I have syndicated episodes of Friends streaming on TBS in the background while I work. They keep playing an Empire Carpet commercial that says, I believe, “We’ll beat off the competition!”
Y’all get your interns. And/or your disgruntled employees.
Y’all get your interns. And/or your disgruntled employees.
If anyone else needs a laugh.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If anyone else needs a laugh.
I genuinely love this caption. “Grace Kelly and some men or whatever watch baseball.”
Grace Kelly photographed on 4 October 1951 watching the World Series opener between the New York Yankees and the New York Giants at Warner Bros Burbank Studios with the cast and crew of “HIGH NOON” including Otto Kruger, Thomas Mitchell, Gary Cooper and Lon Chaney Jr.
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I genuinely love this caption. “Grace Kelly and some men or whatever watch baseball.”
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Glad everybody had fun wi the your little sky thing. I was grinding and getting my money up but that’s just me.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Glad everybody had fun wi the your little sky thing. I was grinding and getting my money up but that’s just me.
Thinking about my pals @itsflanoy.bsky.social and McQ while we ring in taco Tuesday dinner EST edition 🧡🩶
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Thinking about my pals @itsflanoy.bsky.social and McQ while we ring in taco Tuesday dinner EST edition 🧡🩶
I will sell Kim Kardashian my license to practice law for a reasonable price. I’ll list it at $5 million but she could probably talk me down to 3.
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I will sell Kim Kardashian my license to practice law for a reasonable price. I’ll list it at $5 million but she could probably talk me down to 3.
My seat where I work is directly under a vent. Whenever the heat is on I feel my skin drying out like a raisin.
Mind you, we live in our little city place and space is limited. It’s not like I have 3 spare rooms I can choose from as a home office. I work in a nook in the kitchen.
Mind you, we live in our little city place and space is limited. It’s not like I have 3 spare rooms I can choose from as a home office. I work in a nook in the kitchen.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My seat where I work is directly under a vent. Whenever the heat is on I feel my skin drying out like a raisin.
Mind you, we live in our little city place and space is limited. It’s not like I have 3 spare rooms I can choose from as a home office. I work in a nook in the kitchen.
Mind you, we live in our little city place and space is limited. It’s not like I have 3 spare rooms I can choose from as a home office. I work in a nook in the kitchen.