Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
World’s Okayest Lawyer™️
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I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
📽️⛹🏻♀️👩🏻🍳✈️🐕🐈🥃🇺🇦
I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
If anyone else needs a laugh.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If anyone else needs a laugh.
This is the Oscars clip.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This is the Oscars clip.
Get me off this planet.
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Get me off this planet.
Post a non religious image you think of as holy
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Post a non religious image you think of as holy
Hey! I’ve seen this one.
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Hey! I’ve seen this one.
Me: dammit, it’s too early to wake up. Let me just check my phone to make sure the world is still here
*sees the Dick Cheney news*
*sees the Dick Cheney news*
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Me: dammit, it’s too early to wake up. Let me just check my phone to make sure the world is still here
*sees the Dick Cheney news*
*sees the Dick Cheney news*
Careful out there
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Careful out there
How it feels opening this app knowing yall have finally stopped yapping about baseball
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
How it feels opening this app knowing yall have finally stopped yapping about baseball
Me, when you say Wonder Woman is within all of us
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Me, when you say Wonder Woman is within all of us
Happy International Cat Day to everyone who gets to have a cat and/or multiple cats.
October 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Happy International Cat Day to everyone who gets to have a cat and/or multiple cats.
Georgia Boy last night, and an on-a-whim dinner at The Optimist tonight
October 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Georgia Boy last night, and an on-a-whim dinner at The Optimist tonight
Before dinner I dropped my phone and by freak accident it went down the storm sewer. P decided after dinner that “don’t worry about it” wouldn’t work for him.
October 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Before dinner I dropped my phone and by freak accident it went down the storm sewer. P decided after dinner that “don’t worry about it” wouldn’t work for him.
It’s like … mostly orange. I might have been a smidge heavy handed with the cream. YOLO.
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It’s like … mostly orange. I might have been a smidge heavy handed with the cream. YOLO.
