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Michael Whitney
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Buffalo lunatic in Philly. Dad, photographer, stained glass artist. go bills

Art: https://colorgravity.art
cool zone imminent
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It’s honestly pretty funny that we’re watching an economic collapse unfold in slow motion, which will in turn upend the foundational elements of our society
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I think the Pope should toss some holy water of Peter Thiel just to test something
SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Buffalo should get a WNBA team and they should be called the Charge

The name likens to a buffalo charge, but the logo and brand should all be lightning bolts from the city’s flag.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
bills
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I would require an ambulance halfway through any one of these moves
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Announcing the debut of the Chicken Wings in Buffalo Timeline, something I started years ago & wasn't able to finish until I retired. Over 100 events, 1855-present.

https://buffaloresearch.com/chicken-wings-in-buffalo/
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I can’t tell if autocorrect is getting worse or my fingers are getting arthritic

or both
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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It’s so funny that there’s one reporter that all the other reporters are also scared of
I generally try not to comment on Twitter but Isaac Chotiner is over there giving Semafor body blows right now and I just want to say I find it alarming that he's allowed to come for you without warning (asking for an interview)
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Ok one more video. the most beautiful fluke I've seen. edited for EXTRA BEAUTY!!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Eagles sports radio is gonna make the red wedding look like a romantic comedy
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The city of Philadelphia is going to be miserable this whole week. City wide psychological damage
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
lolboys
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Illegal to tackle Patrick Mahomes again I see
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
work smarter not harder
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
lmao
[Cowboys] The Cowboys have waived CB Kaiir Elam and signed RB Malik Davis to the active roster from the practice squad. twitter.com/dallascowboy...
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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"Best friends with the rock like I was Zoe"
"V is for Virginia, where there ain't shit to do but cook"
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?

MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes

TRUMP: surely they ate him

MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't

TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM