Rooney Tunes
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NICU dad to twins. Way too many hats. I root for Chicago sports so I’m usually upset about something.
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Boy lemme tell ya, all y'all who post Orwell quotes on here are just the height of creativity and intelligentsia.
January 25, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Boy lemme tell ya, all y'all who post Orwell quotes on here are just the height of creativity and intelligentsia.
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these absolute spineless sacks of shit love to say video APPEARS to show the feds are lying
January 25, 2026 at 6:05 PM
these absolute spineless sacks of shit love to say video APPEARS to show the feds are lying
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in this country you get jailed for being out on a public street when government thugs execute a person in front of you
January 24, 2026 at 4:55 PM
in this country you get jailed for being out on a public street when government thugs execute a person in front of you
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Rest in peace, Terry Boers. He’s one of the biggest reasons why I wanted to be a sportswriter. I didn’t care what he was writing about growing up; his column was always the first I read after my dad finished the sports section.
January 24, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Rest in peace, Terry Boers. He’s one of the biggest reasons why I wanted to be a sportswriter. I didn’t care what he was writing about growing up; his column was always the first I read after my dad finished the sports section.
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Terry Boers was just the best.
January 24, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Terry Boers was just the best.
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I will never be happy about anything good happening to or for the city of Philadelphia. That's the Matt McClure Promise
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I will never be happy about anything good happening to or for the city of Philadelphia. That's the Matt McClure Promise
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Philadelphia is the St. Louis of the east coast with an even more disgusting accent. Never.
January 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Philadelphia is the St. Louis of the east coast with an even more disgusting accent. Never.
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The Packers reign of terror on this city ended tonight. Feel free to heckle any loser you see walking the streets in packer gear in Chicago moving forward - though Im sure they won’t be flaunting it nearly as much as they did.
January 11, 2026 at 6:12 AM
The Packers reign of terror on this city ended tonight. Feel free to heckle any loser you see walking the streets in packer gear in Chicago moving forward - though Im sure they won’t be flaunting it nearly as much as they did.
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VICTORY FORMATION. FADE TO BLACK. FUCK THE PACKERS. ABOLISH ICE.
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
VICTORY FORMATION. FADE TO BLACK. FUCK THE PACKERS. ABOLISH ICE.
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i have so much shit to talk but i need a few minutes please
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
i have so much shit to talk but i need a few minutes please
They don’t care because most of them are closer to aligning with this than not. Every 6 months “what aren’t democrats running with this?” Should give an answer by now.
Democrats should run on the fact that their opposition is literally killing Americans and destroying the country.
It’s not hyperbole. That’s the message they should be blasting out to media every day.
They are killing Americans and destroying the country. They hate our freedom. They hate democracy
It’s not hyperbole. That’s the message they should be blasting out to media every day.
They are killing Americans and destroying the country. They hate our freedom. They hate democracy
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
They don’t care because most of them are closer to aligning with this than not. Every 6 months “what aren’t democrats running with this?” Should give an answer by now.
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why do we have to keep telling them this though?
Democrats should run on the fact that their opposition is literally killing Americans and destroying the country.
It’s not hyperbole. That’s the message they should be blasting out to media every day.
They are killing Americans and destroying the country. They hate our freedom. They hate democracy
It’s not hyperbole. That’s the message they should be blasting out to media every day.
They are killing Americans and destroying the country. They hate our freedom. They hate democracy
January 8, 2026 at 6:39 PM
why do we have to keep telling them this though?
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"my forehead feels tight and painful." Feel that & name them until those start to relax a bit.
Take deep breaths (box breathing is rarely a bad idea in these situations!).
Don't intellectualize your emotions or tell yourself stories right now.
Go to a therapist ASAP! But right NOW this may help.
Take deep breaths (box breathing is rarely a bad idea in these situations!).
Don't intellectualize your emotions or tell yourself stories right now.
Go to a therapist ASAP! But right NOW this may help.
January 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
"my forehead feels tight and painful." Feel that & name them until those start to relax a bit.
Take deep breaths (box breathing is rarely a bad idea in these situations!).
Don't intellectualize your emotions or tell yourself stories right now.
Go to a therapist ASAP! But right NOW this may help.
Take deep breaths (box breathing is rarely a bad idea in these situations!).
Don't intellectualize your emotions or tell yourself stories right now.
Go to a therapist ASAP! But right NOW this may help.
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Hey all, if you're spiraling I've got a couple of psychological first aid tips that can help until you're able to process with an actual professional.
Do: name what you feel in your body very specifically. Don't link it to emotions yet. Name "my stomach hurts" and "my chest feels tight" and
Do: name what you feel in your body very specifically. Don't link it to emotions yet. Name "my stomach hurts" and "my chest feels tight" and
January 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Hey all, if you're spiraling I've got a couple of psychological first aid tips that can help until you're able to process with an actual professional.
Do: name what you feel in your body very specifically. Don't link it to emotions yet. Name "my stomach hurts" and "my chest feels tight" and
Do: name what you feel in your body very specifically. Don't link it to emotions yet. Name "my stomach hurts" and "my chest feels tight" and
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can everyone shut the fuck up about SOS. The 32nd ranked SOS the last 5 years went a combined 39-46.
January 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Can everyone shut the fuck up about SOS. The 32nd ranked SOS the last 5 years went a combined 39-46.
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I hate the break this to the Avs and Canes, BUT YOU'RE NOT THE NORDIQUES AND WHALERS. YOU FORSOOK THEM.
January 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I hate the break this to the Avs and Canes, BUT YOU'RE NOT THE NORDIQUES AND WHALERS. YOU FORSOOK THEM.
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Nope.
Here we go with the #Cubs being mentioned on a big free agent. Is Bichette in Jed’s comfort zone?
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Nope.
Absolutely disastrous free agency. No other way to put it. Yes I’m aware they could make trades. But I’ll believe that when I see it.
The Latest on Alex Bregman is Not Exactly Bullish for the Cubs
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January 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Absolutely disastrous free agency. No other way to put it. Yes I’m aware they could make trades. But I’ll believe that when I see it.
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This version of Levshunov might be the most entertaining d-man the Hawks have ever had.
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This version of Levshunov might be the most entertaining d-man the Hawks have ever had.
Just embarrassing at this point. They’re content going into the season without doing anything of value before the lockout.
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Just embarrassing at this point. They’re content going into the season without doing anything of value before the lockout.
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I hate the ricketts family so much
BREAKING: Tatsuya Imai goes to Astros
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I hate the ricketts family so much
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LOSER
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
LOSER