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Michael Luciano 🇨🇦
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Masshole and ex-New Yorker in California. One-eighth Canadian. Senior Editor at Mediaite.

Proprietor of https://autocracymanifest.com/
Hey Jeff, did you hear 44-year-old Philip Rivers is back in the NFL?

55-year-old Jeff Garcia: Hold my beer.
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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If you're in the White House press corps, still showing up to your job every day and not saying anything as Trump attacks your colleagues -- almost always women, I'd add -- then this is on you as well.
Reporter: “Are you committed to releasing the full video?”

Trump: “Didn't I just tell you that?”

Reporter: “You said that it was up to Sec. Hegseth.”

Trump: “You are the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place…You are an obnoxious, actually a terrible reporter.”
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
When Jeff Frye was on the Blue Jays in 2001, he hit what would’ve been an easy double during a blowout, but he stopped at first because he needed a single for the cycle.
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Troy Trojans fans after today’s Sun Belt title game:

Newman!
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The doggos are psyched for overtime in the ACC championship game.
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
For some reason, I received a campaign text for a Trump-supporting Republican megadonor running for governor in Mass.

I have successfully unsubscribed.
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm concerned that the media's "drug boat" bombing coverage is now almost entirely dedicated to one illegal double-tap strike, and this is obscuring the fact that the entire boat bombing campaign is also illegal.
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
HARD PASS
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I will vote for whoever puts this guy in prison
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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"If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter."

--Brett Kavanaugh, Noem v. Vasquez Perdomo
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.

She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It took Hakeem Jeffries months to endorse leftist Zohran Mandani, but mere minutes to endorse Trump’s pardon of a centrist Democrat indicted for corruption.
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I obviously hate that Trump won in 2016 (and 2024), but if I had to pick a Democrat to lose in '16, Hillary Clinton would be at the top of the list.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Hannity is mad that an Illinois church set up a display of a zip-tied baby Jesus being detained by Roman soldiers as ICE agents.

As ICE and Border Patrol arrest and deport scores of Christians, including small children, he asks, "Can you be any more offensive?"

The chyron is also ludicrous.
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Defense dipshits sure do love saying “lethal” and “warfighter.” Grow up, man.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Watching the Sharks game and I just found out the Vancouver Canucks have two guys named Elias Pettersson. For good measure, they also have a Marcus Pettersson. And none of them are related.
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Opened the ESPN app and was immediately inundated with Stephen A. Smith videos.

This guy is ESPN’s AI. You didn’t ask for it. You don’t want it. But they’re going to force it on you no matter how many times it gets things wrong.
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Because West Virginia national guard absolutely shouldn't have been there, the administration reaction will be that much more extreme to head off those questions.
REPORTER: There are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn't have been there

PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Trump's people are using today's shooting to cast continued opposition to his National Guard deployment in DC as "disgusting."

Two things can be true:

1. Ultimate responsibility lies with the shooter.

2. The National Guard should not be deployed to any US city.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Dude who just got the SV Bank bailout two years ago is back banging the cup. It’s a tell.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This is a public service announcement:

Link. To. The. Fucking. Article.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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War criminal says what
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just when you thought woke was over, Trump hires DEI crash test dummies.
U.S. unveils new female crash test dummy, says it could be used for federal safety testing
The new dummy, known as THOR-05F, contains female-specific proportions, according​ to the Transportation Department.
www.cbsnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM