Michael Luciano 🇨🇦
@michaelluciano.bsky.social
Masshole and ex-New Yorker in California. One-eighth Canadian. Senior Editor at Mediaite.
Proprietor of https://autocracymanifest.com/
Proprietor of https://autocracymanifest.com/
Hey Jeff, did you hear 44-year-old Philip Rivers is back in the NFL?
55-year-old Jeff Garcia: Hold my beer.
55-year-old Jeff Garcia: Hold my beer.
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Hey Jeff, did you hear 44-year-old Philip Rivers is back in the NFL?
55-year-old Jeff Garcia: Hold my beer.
55-year-old Jeff Garcia: Hold my beer.
Troy Trojans fans after today’s Sun Belt title game:
Newman!
Newman!
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Troy Trojans fans after today’s Sun Belt title game:
Newman!
Newman!
The doggos are psyched for overtime in the ACC championship game.
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The doggos are psyched for overtime in the ACC championship game.
For some reason, I received a campaign text for a Trump-supporting Republican megadonor running for governor in Mass.
I have successfully unsubscribed.
I have successfully unsubscribed.
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
For some reason, I received a campaign text for a Trump-supporting Republican megadonor running for governor in Mass.
I have successfully unsubscribed.
I have successfully unsubscribed.
Hannity is mad that an Illinois church set up a display of a zip-tied baby Jesus being detained by Roman soldiers as ICE agents.
As ICE and Border Patrol arrest and deport scores of Christians, including small children, he asks, "Can you be any more offensive?"
The chyron is also ludicrous.
As ICE and Border Patrol arrest and deport scores of Christians, including small children, he asks, "Can you be any more offensive?"
The chyron is also ludicrous.
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Hannity is mad that an Illinois church set up a display of a zip-tied baby Jesus being detained by Roman soldiers as ICE agents.
As ICE and Border Patrol arrest and deport scores of Christians, including small children, he asks, "Can you be any more offensive?"
The chyron is also ludicrous.
As ICE and Border Patrol arrest and deport scores of Christians, including small children, he asks, "Can you be any more offensive?"
The chyron is also ludicrous.
Oh he's not just energized. He's downright "virile."
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Oh he's not just energized. He's downright "virile."
Opened the ESPN app and was immediately inundated with Stephen A. Smith videos.
This guy is ESPN’s AI. You didn’t ask for it. You don’t want it. But they’re going to force it on you no matter how many times it gets things wrong.
This guy is ESPN’s AI. You didn’t ask for it. You don’t want it. But they’re going to force it on you no matter how many times it gets things wrong.
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Opened the ESPN app and was immediately inundated with Stephen A. Smith videos.
This guy is ESPN’s AI. You didn’t ask for it. You don’t want it. But they’re going to force it on you no matter how many times it gets things wrong.
This guy is ESPN’s AI. You didn’t ask for it. You don’t want it. But they’re going to force it on you no matter how many times it gets things wrong.
Trump's people are using today's shooting to cast continued opposition to his National Guard deployment in DC as "disgusting."
Two things can be true:
1. Ultimate responsibility lies with the shooter.
2. The National Guard should not be deployed to any US city.
Two things can be true:
1. Ultimate responsibility lies with the shooter.
2. The National Guard should not be deployed to any US city.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Trump's people are using today's shooting to cast continued opposition to his National Guard deployment in DC as "disgusting."
Two things can be true:
1. Ultimate responsibility lies with the shooter.
2. The National Guard should not be deployed to any US city.
Two things can be true:
1. Ultimate responsibility lies with the shooter.
2. The National Guard should not be deployed to any US city.
I didn't realize it was CNN's Jonathan Reiner who kept Dick Cheney alive all those years.
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I didn't realize it was CNN's Jonathan Reiner who kept Dick Cheney alive all those years.
INDICT ALL THE ANIMAL SOCKS
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
INDICT ALL THE ANIMAL SOCKS
I really hope Truth Social never changes the faint border between posts and ads.
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November 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I really hope Truth Social never changes the faint border between posts and ads.
SEDITIOUS AI PUPPY
SEDITIOUS AI PUPPY
Fox News Chyron: ANTI-ICE PROTESTS ROCK CHARLOTTE
Reality:
Reality:
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Fox News Chyron: ANTI-ICE PROTESTS ROCK CHARLOTTE
Reality:
Reality:
I would like to report a murder.
www.mediaite.com/opinion/chri...
www.mediaite.com/opinion/chri...
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I would like to report a murder.
www.mediaite.com/opinion/chri...
www.mediaite.com/opinion/chri...
Fox News's lead "story" in the 5pm hour
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Fox News's lead "story" in the 5pm hour
Oh, it got real meta on that show today...
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Oh, it got real meta on that show today...
What a fitting typo in an article about the carriage dispute between Disney and YouTubeTV.
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
What a fitting typo in an article about the carriage dispute between Disney and YouTubeTV.
This is CNN.
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is CNN.
Fox News's Ari Fleischer tonight: There's also, I just wanna add, a race in Maine we should pay attention to tonight. It's a ballot initiative to see if voters in Maine want to mandate driver's licenses in order to vote. That looks like it's going to pass.
Reality:
Reality:
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Fox News's Ari Fleischer tonight: There's also, I just wanna add, a race in Maine we should pay attention to tonight. It's a ballot initiative to see if voters in Maine want to mandate driver's licenses in order to vote. That looks like it's going to pass.
Reality:
Reality:
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I can't quite put my finger on what it is Laura Ingraham is trying to say here. Hmm.
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I can't quite put my finger on what it is Laura Ingraham is trying to say here. Hmm.
Jake Tapper just interviewed the head of that insane StopAntiSemitism organization like she's not some unhinged lunatic.
This is the same group that attacked Ms. Rachel for caring about Palestinian children dying and starving.
This is the same group that attacked Ms. Rachel for caring about Palestinian children dying and starving.
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Jake Tapper just interviewed the head of that insane StopAntiSemitism organization like she's not some unhinged lunatic.
This is the same group that attacked Ms. Rachel for caring about Palestinian children dying and starving.
This is the same group that attacked Ms. Rachel for caring about Palestinian children dying and starving.
I regret to inform you that Tara Palmeri is now on the teevee whining about her ill-fated interview with @katmabu.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I regret to inform you that Tara Palmeri is now on the teevee whining about her ill-fated interview with @katmabu.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
