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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
Why certainly!
My mom was the attendance clerk at his kids' elementary school back in the early 2000s. Neither he nor his wife at the time could get the kids to school on time, and it got so bad they had to have a meeting with the principal, a rep from the school district and my mom.
My mom was the attendance clerk at his kids' elementary school back in the early 2000s. Neither he nor his wife at the time could get the kids to school on time, and it got so bad they had to have a meeting with the principal, a rep from the school district and my mom.
hey yo hold the fuck up...
can you tell me about time Ken Shamrock tried to flirt his way out of trouble with your mom, who immediately shut him down?!
can you tell me about time Ken Shamrock tried to flirt his way out of trouble with your mom, who immediately shut him down?!
January 27, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Why certainly!
My mom was the attendance clerk at his kids' elementary school back in the early 2000s. Neither he nor his wife at the time could get the kids to school on time, and it got so bad they had to have a meeting with the principal, a rep from the school district and my mom.
My mom was the attendance clerk at his kids' elementary school back in the early 2000s. Neither he nor his wife at the time could get the kids to school on time, and it got so bad they had to have a meeting with the principal, a rep from the school district and my mom.
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Excited for Bovino and his new office.
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Excited for Bovino and his new office.
Ask me about the time Ken Shamrock tried to flirt his way out of trouble with my mom, who immediately shut him down
Ken Shamrock Says Those Who Oppose ICE are 'Brainwashed'
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January 27, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Ask me about the time Ken Shamrock tried to flirt his way out of trouble with my mom, who immediately shut him down
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part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
I'm going to think about this skeet at least once a week for the rest of my life.
This is going to sound insane, but the monkey has powerful friends in HR.
January 24, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I'm going to think about this skeet at least once a week for the rest of my life.
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[SNF Intros] Harrison Mevis, Black Lodge
Meanwhile let's check in with Harrison Mevis after the game winning field goal! WHAT????
January 19, 2026 at 3:59 AM
[SNF Intros] Harrison Mevis, Black Lodge
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Regarding today’s murder of a Minneapolis resident by the armed gang ICE:
LEAVE THEM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GRAVES THEY WILL CONTINUE TO DIG FOR US
LEAVE THEM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GRAVES THEY WILL CONTINUE TO DIG FOR US
January 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Regarding today’s murder of a Minneapolis resident by the armed gang ICE:
LEAVE THEM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GRAVES THEY WILL CONTINUE TO DIG FOR US
LEAVE THEM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GRAVES THEY WILL CONTINUE TO DIG FOR US
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
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NYC IS NOW ANTI FED TERRITORY. WWE NEVER ALLOWED TO RUN MSG AGAIN UNDER THE NEW SOCIALIST REGIME
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
NYC IS NOW ANTI FED TERRITORY. WWE NEVER ALLOWED TO RUN MSG AGAIN UNDER THE NEW SOCIALIST REGIME
My idiot cat tried to steal a raw chicken breast off the counter so I condemned her to being a raw chicken breast for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My idiot cat tried to steal a raw chicken breast off the counter so I condemned her to being a raw chicken breast for Halloween
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Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm:
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm:
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
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We don't have 500 followers on here, yet. But we're breaking our silence to alert all the cool kids that we'll be screening this as a special late night show on Thursday, Oct. 2. Tickets on sale soon at cstpdx.com.
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.
September 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We don't have 500 followers on here, yet. But we're breaking our silence to alert all the cool kids that we'll be screening this as a special late night show on Thursday, Oct. 2. Tickets on sale soon at cstpdx.com.
Five months later and my watch has ended.
What level of being Pitt-pilled is watching every episode of ER from the beginning? Asking for myself.
September 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Five months later and my watch has ended.
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the pitt meant so much to me this year, i'm so grateful for it
September 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the pitt meant so much to me this year, i'm so grateful for it
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DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
September 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
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RAMÓN LAUREANO, HOMOPHOBE-DESTROYING ALLY
August 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
RAMÓN LAUREANO, HOMOPHOBE-DESTROYING ALLY
Hell yeah brother
August 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hell yeah brother
@jesseagler.bsky.social Question of the Day should be how do you/Tony/Dave deal with exuberant fans that have a shrill voice that bleeds into your audio? Because we're about to lose it
August 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
@jesseagler.bsky.social Question of the Day should be how do you/Tony/Dave deal with exuberant fans that have a shrill voice that bleeds into your audio? Because we're about to lose it
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"AND YOU CAN TELL ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE THAT MY LAST WORDS WERE... I'M ON DRUGS"
August 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"AND YOU CAN TELL ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE THAT MY LAST WORDS WERE... I'M ON DRUGS"
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@C_LosR tweeted
Dave Roberts biggest fake tough guy in of baseball.
Dave Roberts biggest fake tough guy in of baseball.
June 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
@C_LosR tweeted
Dave Roberts biggest fake tough guy in of baseball.
Dave Roberts biggest fake tough guy in of baseball.
Yo, @bynum.house.gov you REALLY don't want to get re-elected, do you?
These 75 Democrats joined Republicans to "express gratitude" to ICE agents and call for greater local and state collaboration with ICE.
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June 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Yo, @bynum.house.gov you REALLY don't want to get re-elected, do you?