Dear friend,

Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"

Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?

so this is how it feels when my haters become my waiters at the table of success

Dude you’re transphobic? Like from Harry Potter? Grow up.

lol holy shit i'm reading the wiki for Bedtime for Bonzo (1951) starring Ronald Reagan and look how close a chimp came to altering the history of the entire goddamn planet

it’s quite possible the most embarassing man to ever exist is in charge of the entire government

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

"the democrats sure fell for that obvious trap" "ah but remember - it was their sneaky political opponents who set the trap!" oh right okay. i mean who else would have

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

I have a headache today from thinking too intelligently

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

South Korea declared martial law because Stellar Blade was snubbed at the Game Awards.

Only thankful for one thing this year

I am in a SLIGHTLY BAD MOOD about something INCONSEQUENTIAL and I have already complained to my wife AS MUCH AS IS REASONABLE and now I am OUT OF SOLUTIONS!!!

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time