Shayne Mathis
@metalshayne.bsky.social
Present: Heavy metal marketing and editorial stuff at Believe Music. Past: YouTube Music, writing words about music on the internet, Full Metal Hipster podcast. I probably won’t follow you back.
Airheads 2, baby
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Airheads 2, baby
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is pressuring studios to fund and produce a sequel to Pootie Tang called “2tie Tang”
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump is pressuring studios to fund and produce a sequel to Pootie Tang called “2tie Tang”
I can’t wait to watch Rush Hour 4 starring that white guy who got a bunch of surgeries to look like Jimin from BTS and Mel Gibson in black face.
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I can’t wait to watch Rush Hour 4 starring that white guy who got a bunch of surgeries to look like Jimin from BTS and Mel Gibson in black face.
Aging as a music fan means watching all the guys you thought were cool when you were young slowly turn into lame-asses.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Aging as a music fan means watching all the guys you thought were cool when you were young slowly turn into lame-asses.
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Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
I have waited so long but it’s finally Blind Guardian Day!
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I have waited so long but it’s finally Blind Guardian Day!
We’re approaching “celebrating drunk drivers” levels of bad guys winning in this country.
Anyway, here's an abstract nude of our new editor nypost.com/2025/11/24/m...
Vanity Fair to publish ‘abstract nude portrait’ of Olivia Nuzzi — as scandal-plagued journalist accused of shirking job duties: report
Vanity Fair staffers privately gripe that Olivia Nuzzi has failed to carry out core duties since joining the magazine, according to a report.
nypost.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We’re approaching “celebrating drunk drivers” levels of bad guys winning in this country.
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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JUT
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JUT
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
The U.S. government is currently run by the relatives you try to avoid at Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The U.S. government is currently run by the relatives you try to avoid at Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Yes hahaha YES! Give me that good 2003 Hot Topic black metal! youtu.be/dc-vI6mkFSo?...
WORM - Necropalace (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Century Media Records
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Yes hahaha YES! Give me that good 2003 Hot Topic black metal! youtu.be/dc-vI6mkFSo?...
I feel like we’re living in an episode of The Outer Limits and any minute the camera is going to cut to an alien in a flying saucer going “Human are a curious species. They let their biggest imbeciles control all the wealth and power. But that is what will make them easy to enslave HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!”
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I feel like we’re living in an episode of The Outer Limits and any minute the camera is going to cut to an alien in a flying saucer going “Human are a curious species. They let their biggest imbeciles control all the wealth and power. But that is what will make them easy to enslave HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!”
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New episode of I Hope You Suffer is out! This week, we have a quick, spoiler free review of the latest Steven Kostanski movie, Deathstalker. The only spoiler: it's a fucking banger.
Available anywhere you listen to podcasts!
Available anywhere you listen to podcasts!
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
New episode of I Hope You Suffer is out! This week, we have a quick, spoiler free review of the latest Steven Kostanski movie, Deathstalker. The only spoiler: it's a fucking banger.
Available anywhere you listen to podcasts!
Available anywhere you listen to podcasts!
Fuuuuuck RIP Jimmy Cliff youtu.be/pmc5H6zAi6M?...
The Harder They Come
YouTube video by Jimmy Cliff - Topic
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Fuuuuuck RIP Jimmy Cliff youtu.be/pmc5H6zAi6M?...
There’s a guy at this show who’s like 6’5” and he clobbered 4-5 kids in the pit doing Mike Haggar’s spin move from Final Fight.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
There’s a guy at this show who’s like 6’5” and he clobbered 4-5 kids in the pit doing Mike Haggar’s spin move from Final Fight.
One of Udo Kier’s best small roles is as a doctor in Armageddon because wtf was he doing in that movie. youtu.be/INLo0Zr0_lA?...
Armageddon - evaluation
YouTube video by SirEschaton
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
One of Udo Kier’s best small roles is as a doctor in Armageddon because wtf was he doing in that movie. youtu.be/INLo0Zr0_lA?...
Thinking about getting addicted to cigarettes again so I have something to do at shows when there’s a boring opening band playing.
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Thinking about getting addicted to cigarettes again so I have something to do at shows when there’s a boring opening band playing.
God damnit. God fucking damnit. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
God damnit. God fucking damnit. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
I’m not a fan of turkey but I will demolish some sides. Anyone who says mashed potatoes & gravy, green bean casserole, mac & cheese, cranberry sauce, and roasted carrots are bad is a buster.
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’m not a fan of turkey but I will demolish some sides. Anyone who says mashed potatoes & gravy, green bean casserole, mac & cheese, cranberry sauce, and roasted carrots are bad is a buster.
You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever, Charlie Brown!
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
I'll look down and whisper no, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever, Charlie Brown!
I just stumbled on this band while I was looking for a different band called Heavens Gate and they’re awesome if 1980s Manowar and Judas Priest are your thing. Their first two albums kick a ton of ass. youtu.be/7TwLf9wVpDw?...
In Control
YouTube video by Heavens Gate - Topic
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I just stumbled on this band while I was looking for a different band called Heavens Gate and they’re awesome if 1980s Manowar and Judas Priest are your thing. Their first two albums kick a ton of ass. youtu.be/7TwLf9wVpDw?...
So much dumb social media discourse is the result of someone posting a selectively cropped screenshot of an article.
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
So much dumb social media discourse is the result of someone posting a selectively cropped screenshot of an article.
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
NYC is expensive, loud, and smells like a filthy toilet but you can also randomly stumble across a raclette pop-up so it balances out.
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
NYC is expensive, loud, and smells like a filthy toilet but you can also randomly stumble across a raclette pop-up so it balances out.
JD Vance sobbing and screaming in the bathroom because another father abandoned him.
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
JD Vance sobbing and screaming in the bathroom because another father abandoned him.