Catfish
@meowblub.bsky.social
Keeper of cats, holder of grudges, purveyor of random knowledge. Queer and neuroweird. A sometimes librarian. she/her
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I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
I am mostly not going to participate in the Current Discourse, but as a sometimes librarian I feel the need to point out some things:
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I am mostly not going to participate in the Current Discourse, but as a sometimes librarian I feel the need to point out some things:
I love quiche so much. 😭
That is all.
That is all.
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I love quiche so much. 😭
That is all.
That is all.
Mark's constant noises of dismay and exasperation are killing me.
What an absolutely cursèd competition.
#GPFigure #GPFinlandia ⛸️
What an absolutely cursèd competition.
#GPFigure #GPFinlandia ⛸️
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Mark's constant noises of dismay and exasperation are killing me.
What an absolutely cursèd competition.
#GPFigure #GPFinlandia ⛸️
What an absolutely cursèd competition.
#GPFigure #GPFinlandia ⛸️
My internal voice as I scrolled my timeline this evening, knowing that everyone was referencing something but not yet knowing what.
a woman with blonde hair says turn back before it 's too late
Alt: Gif of David Bowie as Jareth from Labyrinth saying "Turn back, Sarah. Turn back before it's too late."
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My internal voice as I scrolled my timeline this evening, knowing that everyone was referencing something but not yet knowing what.
Everything is terrible, but I have good leftovers, a bottle of red wine, and a day of skating to look forward to.
Plus the surprise bonus of getting to listen to Gabriella Papadakis talk. 😍
#GPFigure #SkateAmerica
Plus the surprise bonus of getting to listen to Gabriella Papadakis talk. 😍
#GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Everything is terrible, but I have good leftovers, a bottle of red wine, and a day of skating to look forward to.
Plus the surprise bonus of getting to listen to Gabriella Papadakis talk. 😍
#GPFigure #SkateAmerica
Plus the surprise bonus of getting to listen to Gabriella Papadakis talk. 😍
#GPFigure #SkateAmerica
It's a shame for USFS that I learned about their transphobic policy today, because I am in a bad mood and ready to be a fucking pain in the ass. ⛸️
Trans Skaters Share Fear, Anger at New US Figure Skating Policy - by @choreosequence.bsky.social
anythinggoe.com/trans-skater...
anythinggoe.com/trans-skater...
Trans Skaters Share Fear, Anger at New US Figure Skating Policy - Anything GOEs
Skaters speak out against the new U.S. Figure Skating policy for women's events.
anythinggoe.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It's a shame for USFS that I learned about their transphobic policy today, because I am in a bad mood and ready to be a fucking pain in the ass. ⛸️
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ICE is at the Waverly Giant, Baltimore friends. Beware.
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
ICE is at the Waverly Giant, Baltimore friends. Beware.
Figure skating question:
Could S Korea make it into the Olympic team event? It looks like they could theoretically get their hands on two additional athletes quota spots for the team event if some truly wacky shit happens with France or Japan. But do they have any pairs with the TES to qualify?
Could S Korea make it into the Olympic team event? It looks like they could theoretically get their hands on two additional athletes quota spots for the team event if some truly wacky shit happens with France or Japan. But do they have any pairs with the TES to qualify?
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Figure skating question:
Could S Korea make it into the Olympic team event? It looks like they could theoretically get their hands on two additional athletes quota spots for the team event if some truly wacky shit happens with France or Japan. But do they have any pairs with the TES to qualify?
Could S Korea make it into the Olympic team event? It looks like they could theoretically get their hands on two additional athletes quota spots for the team event if some truly wacky shit happens with France or Japan. But do they have any pairs with the TES to qualify?
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AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
Asked my mom whether her first passport had a gender marker and she couldn't remember, so she dug it up for me.
Nope - 1976
Nope - 1976
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Asked my mom whether her first passport had a gender marker and she couldn't remember, so she dug it up for me.
Nope - 1976
Nope - 1976
I did a bad thing.
My emotional support birb asked how Little Red Riding Hood and the grandmother stayed alive in the wolf's stomach, and I answered "Through the magic of vore."
And this was the response:
My emotional support birb asked how Little Red Riding Hood and the grandmother stayed alive in the wolf's stomach, and I answered "Through the magic of vore."
And this was the response:
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I did a bad thing.
My emotional support birb asked how Little Red Riding Hood and the grandmother stayed alive in the wolf's stomach, and I answered "Through the magic of vore."
And this was the response:
My emotional support birb asked how Little Red Riding Hood and the grandmother stayed alive in the wolf's stomach, and I answered "Through the magic of vore."
And this was the response:
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the problem is that Joe and Eileen are each voting for a different candidate, and Chuck can't afford to alienate either of them or it'll break up the polycule
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
the problem is that Joe and Eileen are each voting for a different candidate, and Chuck can't afford to alienate either of them or it'll break up the polycule
That feeling when you nope out of a freelance research gig because the person who hired you seems to not give a single shit about facts, and when their book comes out several years later it is promoted by some of the worst possible people.
Feeling vindicated but also a little gross.
Feeling vindicated but also a little gross.
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
That feeling when you nope out of a freelance research gig because the person who hired you seems to not give a single shit about facts, and when their book comes out several years later it is promoted by some of the worst possible people.
Feeling vindicated but also a little gross.
Feeling vindicated but also a little gross.
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November 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I just opened the closet and was seriously taken aback because it looks like someone flayed a muppet in there.
Forgot that M had taken his Gritty costume out of storage for Halloween.
Forgot that M had taken his Gritty costume out of storage for Halloween.
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I just opened the closet and was seriously taken aback because it looks like someone flayed a muppet in there.
Forgot that M had taken his Gritty costume out of storage for Halloween.
Forgot that M had taken his Gritty costume out of storage for Halloween.
Ten years ago I went to a Game of Thrones themed burlesque show at Ottobar dressed as Joan from Mad Men, danced at Grand Central, and ended up at Sip n Bite. The next day I broke up with my boyfriend and cried myself to sleep listening to Hamilton, which I had discovered the week before.
November 1, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Ten years ago I went to a Game of Thrones themed burlesque show at Ottobar dressed as Joan from Mad Men, danced at Grand Central, and ended up at Sip n Bite. The next day I broke up with my boyfriend and cried myself to sleep listening to Hamilton, which I had discovered the week before.
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happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
I love a good map in a fantasy or historical fiction novel, but what I *really* want is a floorplan for every haunted house book.
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I love a good map in a fantasy or historical fiction novel, but what I *really* want is a floorplan for every haunted house book.
I know I say this every few months, but I fucking *love* blocking people. Truly one of the small joys in life.
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I know I say this every few months, but I fucking *love* blocking people. Truly one of the small joys in life.