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What am I doing?
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I’m sure it’ll work out great this time!
"Wall Street is once again creating and selling securities backed by everything—the more creative the better...Data-center bonds are backed by lease payments from companies that rent out computing capacity."

www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
They Crashed the Economy in 2008. Now They’re Back and Bigger Than Ever.
Wall Street expects to sell more than $335 billion in asset-backed debt this year. Remember that conference in ‘The Big Short’? It just drew a record 10,000.
www.wsj.com
March 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I wrote about Kanye West and Bianca Censori. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
February 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The word folks is already inclusive!
January 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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We’ve been married over 20 years and we still do it every night.

*Annoy each other
January 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Royal book of bee battle tactics (top secret)
January 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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What a flex
December 29, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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Have whatever kind of day you want. I’m not demanding merry if you feel differently
December 25, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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Merry Christmas.

Trickle-down economics is a cruel hoax designed to enrich the wealthy and corporations while draining money for the middle class and the poor.

Pass it on to a conservative family member near you.
December 25, 2024 at 6:00 PM
People who have conversations on speaker phone in public spaces are monsters.
December 23, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
December 22, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Cleaned and rearranged our desk today and I am realizing that I have too many trinkets. How many shiny rocks does 1 lady need?
December 21, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Was having weird issues with my truck on the way home and then it stalled out at a light. 10/10 highly recommend.
December 18, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
December 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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Touching grass isn't enough. Some of y'all need to throw yourselves down a hill. Build up speed. Let the grass touch you.
December 14, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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She is NOT spoiled! Take it back! 😉
December 14, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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This week in gerontocracy
December 13, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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Introverted Cowboy Struggling To Round Up Posse
theonion.com/introverted-...
December 13, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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such an alpha move that the slain CEO used his work email in his sentencing agreement for his drunk driving conviction
December 9, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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A federal judge just blocked Kroger's $24.6B acquisition of Albertsons.

Four corporations control 70% of retail grocery sales in America. Kroger and Albertsons are two of those corporations.

Less competition means more opportunity to price gouge.

This deal was a rotten egg.
Federal judge blocks Kroger’s $25 billion mega-merger with Albertsons | CNN Business
A federal judge in Oregon blocked Kroger’s proposed $25 billion tie-up with Albertsons, ruling that the largest merger in US supermarket history would limit competition and harm consumers.
www.cnn.com
December 10, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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I remember when you could just buy a computer program like Microsoft Word or Photoshop and just have it on your computer forever without having to pay monthly or yearly. What a time that was
December 8, 2024 at 3:21 PM
New smores techniques created tonight.
December 9, 2024 at 4:42 AM