meg ✨
@megclark.com
no one sleeps in this room without the dream of a common language
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meg ✨
@megclark.com
· Feb 13
👋 hi, i'm meg! here's the mandatory 'about me' post:
✏️ writer but a tech job pays the bills
🥗 probably shitposting or talking about food, books, midsize/plus fashion or my dog
👵 terminally online™️ aging millennial
🏳️🌈 femme • 50% daria 50% quinn
📍nyc, also often in LA, SF + melbourne
✏️ writer but a tech job pays the bills
🥗 probably shitposting or talking about food, books, midsize/plus fashion or my dog
👵 terminally online™️ aging millennial
🏳️🌈 femme • 50% daria 50% quinn
📍nyc, also often in LA, SF + melbourne
for a few brief years i was relatively free of "unlikable female protagonist" Discourse and now Pluribus has me yellin at strangers online again about "why some people like interesting characters who behave in accordance with their own trauma and not with absolute purity and joy at all times" my GOD
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
for a few brief years i was relatively free of "unlikable female protagonist" Discourse and now Pluribus has me yellin at strangers online again about "why some people like interesting characters who behave in accordance with their own trauma and not with absolute purity and joy at all times" my GOD
this is quite honestly a work of art and i am going to be thinking about go/offboarding for the rest of my life
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
—-
Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
this is quite honestly a work of art and i am going to be thinking about go/offboarding for the rest of my life
it rocks how you get through four decades on this earth and all of a sudden have 14 stupid little injuries from sleeping wrong, sitting wrong, typing wrong and leaning wrong
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
it rocks how you get through four decades on this earth and all of a sudden have 14 stupid little injuries from sleeping wrong, sitting wrong, typing wrong and leaning wrong
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sorry to brag but I've read this book and it rules and as I believe I have said previously, if you were an Anne Rice Teen (or adult, whatever) and/or grew up in the PNW and/or love books about women making deliciously poor decisions, this IS the book for you
would u like to see a very hot book cover for a very hot book that is available now for preorder here bookshop.org/p/books/poss...
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
sorry to brag but I've read this book and it rules and as I believe I have said previously, if you were an Anne Rice Teen (or adult, whatever) and/or grew up in the PNW and/or love books about women making deliciously poor decisions, this IS the book for you
sarah has a new book and not to be all "i get to read my author friends books first" but ive read it and it's a good 'un
would u like to see a very hot book cover for a very hot book that is available now for preorder here bookshop.org/p/books/poss...
December 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
sarah has a new book and not to be all "i get to read my author friends books first" but ive read it and it's a good 'un
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
am i going to regret this 4pm coffee, y/y
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
am i going to regret this 4pm coffee, y/y
i just need gen z to understand that peak millennial brooklyn was actually kind of quite a while before the 2012-2014 era they're all faux-nostalgic for right now
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i just need gen z to understand that peak millennial brooklyn was actually kind of quite a while before the 2012-2014 era they're all faux-nostalgic for right now
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
i shan't be sharing any end of year music stats because * horrible snob voice * i actually listen to vinyl most of the time at home?
and anyhow all the streaming services just say "Elder Millennial Queer Woman With Clinical Depression Probably From New Jersey"
and anyhow all the streaming services just say "Elder Millennial Queer Woman With Clinical Depression Probably From New Jersey"
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i shan't be sharing any end of year music stats because * horrible snob voice * i actually listen to vinyl most of the time at home?
and anyhow all the streaming services just say "Elder Millennial Queer Woman With Clinical Depression Probably From New Jersey"
and anyhow all the streaming services just say "Elder Millennial Queer Woman With Clinical Depression Probably From New Jersey"
i keep getting emails with the subject line "it's giving tuesday" and hearing it as a derisive and sneering "it's giving.... tuesday"
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
i keep getting emails with the subject line "it's giving tuesday" and hearing it as a derisive and sneering "it's giving.... tuesday"
on the plus side it's a great day to go mad with power unsubscribing from emails from companies i bought like a single lip balm from 7 years ago
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
on the plus side it's a great day to go mad with power unsubscribing from emails from companies i bought like a single lip balm from 7 years ago
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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
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If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
zohran's wife's girlies group chat is popping off so hard tonight i just know it
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
zohran's wife's girlies group chat is popping off so hard tonight i just know it
let's say you live in new york city where it rains about 110 days a year and do not have a raincoat and have been eyeballing a Fancy And Pretty Highly Rated And Reviewed Raincoat for years that usually costs $400 and now is on sale for $275, would this be a worthwhile investment
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
let's say you live in new york city where it rains about 110 days a year and do not have a raincoat and have been eyeballing a Fancy And Pretty Highly Rated And Reviewed Raincoat for years that usually costs $400 and now is on sale for $275, would this be a worthwhile investment
definitely middle aged because i'm excited to get to sleep with my new elbow brace and see if it stops me from waking up 5 times a night with pins and needles from cubital tunnel, which i have i assume due to Sitting Bisexually and being unable to keep myself upright without leaning on an elbow
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
definitely middle aged because i'm excited to get to sleep with my new elbow brace and see if it stops me from waking up 5 times a night with pins and needles from cubital tunnel, which i have i assume due to Sitting Bisexually and being unable to keep myself upright without leaning on an elbow
this is a wild ride
"Freelance journalism in 2025 is an incredibly difficult place to build a career. But, it turns out, it’s a decent enough arena for a scam... a healthy payday if you only need to enter a few words into ChatGPT.
thelocal.to/investigatin...
"Freelance journalism in 2025 is an incredibly difficult place to build a career. But, it turns out, it’s a decent enough arena for a scam... a healthy payday if you only need to enter a few words into ChatGPT.
thelocal.to/investigatin...
Investigating a Possible Scammer in Journalism’s AI Era | The Local
A suspicious pitch from a freelancer led editor Nicholas Hune-Brown to dig into their past work. By the end, four publications, including The Guardian and Dwell, had removed articles from their sites.
thelocal.to
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
this is a wild ride
"Freelance journalism in 2025 is an incredibly difficult place to build a career. But, it turns out, it’s a decent enough arena for a scam... a healthy payday if you only need to enter a few words into ChatGPT.
thelocal.to/investigatin...
"Freelance journalism in 2025 is an incredibly difficult place to build a career. But, it turns out, it’s a decent enough arena for a scam... a healthy payday if you only need to enter a few words into ChatGPT.
thelocal.to/investigatin...
reporting my absolutely diabiolical Whistling Neighbor to the karma police
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
reporting my absolutely diabiolical Whistling Neighbor to the karma police
my lawyer said I made the best proof of relationship PowerPoint he’s ever seen for immigration so I would like a round of applause on top of having already gotten an A+ in being a client
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
my lawyer said I made the best proof of relationship PowerPoint he’s ever seen for immigration so I would like a round of applause on top of having already gotten an A+ in being a client
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When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home
no plans friday means it's gonna be a Big Cozy Dinner With Days Of Leftovers friday nite. do i wanna make
1) chicken and mushroom pot pie or
2) beef bourguignon
1) chicken and mushroom pot pie or
2) beef bourguignon
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
no plans friday means it's gonna be a Big Cozy Dinner With Days Of Leftovers friday nite. do i wanna make
1) chicken and mushroom pot pie or
2) beef bourguignon
1) chicken and mushroom pot pie or
2) beef bourguignon
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party