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no one sleeps in this room without the dream of a common language
i could do this all day
December 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
the checkpoint for whether or not your new partner is welcome has been delayed and we're hearing reports of capacity issues in some regions. while we wait on that, can you PTAL at this form and kindly send over your their LDAP (NOT email) and cost center? TYSM
December 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
hearing reports that we will have a final go-no-go about whether my new girlfriend will be allowed to access my wife's boyfriend's Hulu account by 15:00 PT (UTC-8)
December 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
bacon, one could argue argue, continues trending downward, paying penance for the sins committed with it in ~2010
December 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"difference in the shades" which to be fair is like, a real weird one for me to have been obsessed with, but my aim screen name was "on a moviescreen" (as in "and we'll stay like this, all gold and green the light collects, it projects your heart on a movie screen") so
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
1) thank u for ur service i must get tix in NY
2) on my 17th bday i heckled conor oberst on stage and obnoxiously requested a song and he said he was too drunk to remember the words but played "first day" and said happy birthday to me and people talked shit abt me on the SC message board for WEEKS
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"Phoebe Bridgers top artist AGAIN? SEVENTH year in a ROW? girlypop, you really might need to consider adjusting that Wellbutrin dose"
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
yeah i'm like 25% "i want shiny thing" and 75% "honestly, i WILL get a lot of use out of this and probably for quite a while"
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM