Jared
@megatakesasky.bsky.social
Somewhat creative guy escaping from the Musky smell. Likes and reblogs occasionally NSFW, minors DNI. Gay. 🏳️🌈 He/Him. Red Panda Onyx - Onyx SE. You will probably see gay shit.
Smiling like I didn’t just blow up this 2nd and Charles bathroom
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Smiling like I didn’t just blow up this 2nd and Charles bathroom
Just had a painful ab muscle cramp that sent me to the floor of the Planet Fitness, AMA
December 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just had a painful ab muscle cramp that sent me to the floor of the Planet Fitness, AMA
it’s so weird to me that so many men are self conscious about the underwear they wear
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
it’s so weird to me that so many men are self conscious about the underwear they wear
Got a haircut, gay powers restored
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Got a haircut, gay powers restored
I’m upset with myself, I didn’t play very many games this year, I’ve only had the attention span for hero shooters
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m upset with myself, I didn’t play very many games this year, I’ve only had the attention span for hero shooters
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that is the most republican looking man i have ever seen
NEW: The RNC Chair is calling the 2026 midterms a “pending, looming disaster” for Republicans.
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
that is the most republican looking man i have ever seen
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
Holy shit I can see now.
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Holy shit I can see now.
Testing testing…is anyone out there?
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Testing testing…is anyone out there?
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Thursday 12/11 @ 9PM
It’s time to go classic — crisp, clean, and barely there.
Brief Encounters: Tighty Whities Edition, where we celebrate the iconic look that started it all.
It’s time to go classic — crisp, clean, and barely there.
Brief Encounters: Tighty Whities Edition, where we celebrate the iconic look that started it all.
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Thursday 12/11 @ 9PM
It’s time to go classic — crisp, clean, and barely there.
Brief Encounters: Tighty Whities Edition, where we celebrate the iconic look that started it all.
It’s time to go classic — crisp, clean, and barely there.
Brief Encounters: Tighty Whities Edition, where we celebrate the iconic look that started it all.
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
Our media is compromised
CBS News next weekend is broadcasting a Bari Weiss-Erika Kirk "town hall." Why not just start simulcasting Hannity?
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Our media is compromised
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Do people still want to argue the finer points of grading rubrics while this is going on?
The Oklahoma House of Representatives gave that girl an award for writing a terrible essay? For getting a trans person fired? This whole thing is an op.
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Do people still want to argue the finer points of grading rubrics while this is going on?
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We all agree that these "dubs" suck.
But once again, that's not the core problem here. The quality will inevitably improve, though I personally doubt to the quality of a dub made by actual humans who care.
The problem is that these exist AT ALL. They're an offense to art, and always will be.
But once again, that's not the core problem here. The quality will inevitably improve, though I personally doubt to the quality of a dub made by actual humans who care.
The problem is that these exist AT ALL. They're an offense to art, and always will be.
Welp, a second AI dub on Amazon has apparently been found, and it's a show that already had a perfectly normal (albeit non-union) dub: No Game No Life.
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We all agree that these "dubs" suck.
But once again, that's not the core problem here. The quality will inevitably improve, though I personally doubt to the quality of a dub made by actual humans who care.
The problem is that these exist AT ALL. They're an offense to art, and always will be.
But once again, that's not the core problem here. The quality will inevitably improve, though I personally doubt to the quality of a dub made by actual humans who care.
The problem is that these exist AT ALL. They're an offense to art, and always will be.
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No ND person has all 5:
1. A typical relationship with sleeping
2. Cisgender heterosexuality
3. A drivers license
4. A positive or neutral opinion of psychiatry
5. A normally functioning GI system
1. A typical relationship with sleeping
2. Cisgender heterosexuality
3. A drivers license
4. A positive or neutral opinion of psychiatry
5. A normally functioning GI system
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
No ND person has all 5:
1. A typical relationship with sleeping
2. Cisgender heterosexuality
3. A drivers license
4. A positive or neutral opinion of psychiatry
5. A normally functioning GI system
1. A typical relationship with sleeping
2. Cisgender heterosexuality
3. A drivers license
4. A positive or neutral opinion of psychiatry
5. A normally functioning GI system
Bingo!
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Bingo!
Playing Donkey Kong Bananaza and actually got misty eyed when I got to the bonus stage that was based off of Bramble Blast. The Donkey Kong Country series was a hyperfixation of mine as a kid and hearing the new version of Stickerbrush Symphony…🥹
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Playing Donkey Kong Bananaza and actually got misty eyed when I got to the bonus stage that was based off of Bramble Blast. The Donkey Kong Country series was a hyperfixation of mine as a kid and hearing the new version of Stickerbrush Symphony…🥹
Now that I think of it, it’s insane how Resident Evil 4’s visuals hold up 20 years later for a Gamecube game, no less.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Now that I think of it, it’s insane how Resident Evil 4’s visuals hold up 20 years later for a Gamecube game, no less.
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT.
Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT.
Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
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November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
at the gym looking at men’s asses
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
at the gym looking at men’s asses
Hey well excuse me princess
The Legend of Zelda series is available to watch on Tubi buff.ly/Qo3Vg61
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hey well excuse me princess
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Bought more pants lol
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Bought more pants lol
the president is a pedophile.
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
the president is a pedophile.