Shamp
@megabrow12.bsky.social
Leeds United fan since 2025. #UpTheLeeds
I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots.
B(Nudes)io
@woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work.
A “surprisingly useful friend”.
Moron.
I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots.
B(Nudes)io
@woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work.
A “surprisingly useful friend”.
Moron.
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Shamp
@megabrow12.bsky.social
· Oct 19
I’m at that awkward age (6-50).
I’m at that awkward age (6-51).
Today, I shall be making pigs-in-blankets-in-the-hole.
December 10, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Today, I shall be making pigs-in-blankets-in-the-hole.
This is interesting and I’m glad they shared the details.
Also, don’t use Spotify if you can possibly avoid it. If you are physically and financially able, go to things and buy things direct from the people you like.
Also, don’t use Spotify if you can possibly avoid it. If you are physically and financially able, go to things and buy things direct from the people you like.
"If everyone who streamed All Hell on Spotify had done so using Tidal instead, we would have received an extra £31,847.38, which would double the amount we made from streaming of the album in this time period. Or if everyone used Apple Music it would have been £12,331 more."
Los Campesinos:
Los Campesinos:
Here’s how much money Los Camp! make from streaming… - Los Campesinos!
loscampesinos.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:21 AM
This is interesting and I’m glad they shared the details.
Also, don’t use Spotify if you can possibly avoid it. If you are physically and financially able, go to things and buy things direct from the people you like.
Also, don’t use Spotify if you can possibly avoid it. If you are physically and financially able, go to things and buy things direct from the people you like.
Advent calendar of Great Britain, day 10:
Picture of broken down Tesco delivery van.
Chocolate houseplant.
Picture of broken down Tesco delivery van.
Chocolate houseplant.
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Advent calendar of Great Britain, day 10:
Picture of broken down Tesco delivery van.
Chocolate houseplant.
Picture of broken down Tesco delivery van.
Chocolate houseplant.
Everyone is different, but I found joking about my mum and sister-in-law’s death so important to the grieving process.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Everyone is different, but I found joking about my mum and sister-in-law’s death so important to the grieving process.
Night night little phone friends. See you in the morning.
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Night night little phone friends. See you in the morning.
According to the Bluesky face scan thing, I’m “probably dead”.
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
According to the Bluesky face scan thing, I’m “probably dead”.
The geezer is a massive cunt, but I don’t think you can say he’s unpopular.
He’s probably the most effective politician in the UK in the last 20 years.
Unfortunately.
He’s probably the most effective politician in the UK in the last 20 years.
Unfortunately.
Farage is fundamentally unpleasant and unpopular. His only tools are hate and bucket loads of money to fund it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The geezer is a massive cunt, but I don’t think you can say he’s unpopular.
He’s probably the most effective politician in the UK in the last 20 years.
Unfortunately.
He’s probably the most effective politician in the UK in the last 20 years.
Unfortunately.
Advent calendar of Great Britain, day 9:
Picture of a hen do singing The Time of my Life
Chocolate McNugget
Picture of a hen do singing The Time of my Life
Chocolate McNugget
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Advent calendar of Great Britain, day 9:
Picture of a hen do singing The Time of my Life
Chocolate McNugget
Picture of a hen do singing The Time of my Life
Chocolate McNugget
Bad Taste when I was, probably 13 maybe?
Also a German porno my mate somehow got hold of. I don’t think we’d even hit puberty yet.
Also a German porno my mate somehow got hold of. I don’t think we’d even hit puberty yet.
What's a film you watched way too young?
Return To Oz. I'm still traumatized.
Return To Oz. I'm still traumatized.
What's a film you watched way too young?
Definitely Snatch. My parents rented it when it first came out and they had to pause after the (brief, aftermath of the) dog fight scene and explain to tiny, crying Lettera that the dogs were actors too and that was fake blood.
Definitely Snatch. My parents rented it when it first came out and they had to pause after the (brief, aftermath of the) dog fight scene and explain to tiny, crying Lettera that the dogs were actors too and that was fake blood.
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Bad Taste when I was, probably 13 maybe?
Also a German porno my mate somehow got hold of. I don’t think we’d even hit puberty yet.
Also a German porno my mate somehow got hold of. I don’t think we’d even hit puberty yet.
Advent calendar of Great Britain, day 8:
Picture of an email from your boss sent at 7pm last Friday marked ‘urgent’.
Chocolate wetherspoons
Picture of an email from your boss sent at 7pm last Friday marked ‘urgent’.
Chocolate wetherspoons
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Advent calendar of Great Britain, day 8:
Picture of an email from your boss sent at 7pm last Friday marked ‘urgent’.
Chocolate wetherspoons
Picture of an email from your boss sent at 7pm last Friday marked ‘urgent’.
Chocolate wetherspoons
Crime has now been solved.
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Crime has now been solved.
Advent calendar of Great Britain, day 7:
Picture of a queue to get into Costco
Chocolate corpse
Picture of a queue to get into Costco
Chocolate corpse
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Advent calendar of Great Britain, day 7:
Picture of a queue to get into Costco
Chocolate corpse
Picture of a queue to get into Costco
Chocolate corpse
Mate, mate, your charcuterie board doesn’t even have any hot honey to drizzle mate. It’s 2025 what are you even doing mate?
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Mate, mate, your charcuterie board doesn’t even have any hot honey to drizzle mate. It’s 2025 what are you even doing mate?
I love everyone involved in this
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I love everyone involved in this
What’s the best album of 2025 that I’ve not heard yet?
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
What’s the best album of 2025 that I’ve not heard yet?
Advent calendar of Great Britain, day 6:
Picture of work night out
Chocolate fight
Picture of work night out
Chocolate fight
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Advent calendar of Great Britain, day 6:
Picture of work night out
Chocolate fight
Picture of work night out
Chocolate fight
Advent calendar of Great Britain, day 5:
Picture of empty Newcastle brown ale bottles on a garden wall
Chocolate parking ticket
Picture of empty Newcastle brown ale bottles on a garden wall
Chocolate parking ticket
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Advent calendar of Great Britain, day 5:
Picture of empty Newcastle brown ale bottles on a garden wall
Chocolate parking ticket
Picture of empty Newcastle brown ale bottles on a garden wall
Chocolate parking ticket
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The loss of Tagawa led me to the Wiki for “Planet of the Apes” (‘01), which led to the info that prior to Burton, we nearly had a reboot in the ‘90s from the “Dead Calm” team starring Schwarz, but it fizzled because a Fox exec insisted they add a scene where Arnie teaches apes how to play baseball?!
![Fox became frustrated by the distance between their approach and Hayes' interpretation of Stone's ideas. As producer Don Murphy put it, "Terry wrote a Terminator and Fox wanted The Flintstones".[15] Fox studio executive Dylan Sellers felt the script could be improved by comedy. "What if Robinson finds himself in Ape land and the Apes are trying to play baseball? But they're missing one element, like the pitcher or something." Sellers continued. "Robinson knows what they're missing and he shows them, and they all start playing."[15] Sellers refused to give up his baseball scene, and when Hayes turned in the next script, sans baseball, Sellers fired him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:byxuh6f7anr3vnxeqobno7ey/bafkreigt6lt5eknmgjvzd7obtjhiwvmrybzwkwl4mnk25efbxhwftjsc4y@jpeg)
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The loss of Tagawa led me to the Wiki for “Planet of the Apes” (‘01), which led to the info that prior to Burton, we nearly had a reboot in the ‘90s from the “Dead Calm” team starring Schwarz, but it fizzled because a Fox exec insisted they add a scene where Arnie teaches apes how to play baseball?!
Reposted by Shamp
Would anyone like to have sex?
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Would anyone like to have sex?
STOP MAKING ME KNOW WHO OLIVIA NUZZI IS.
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
STOP MAKING ME KNOW WHO OLIVIA NUZZI IS.
Check out the wobble on my turkey stock lads.
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Check out the wobble on my turkey stock lads.
Advent calendar of Great Britain, day 4:
Picture of David Beckham kicking Diego Simeone
Chocolate batting collapse.
Picture of David Beckham kicking Diego Simeone
Chocolate batting collapse.
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Advent calendar of Great Britain, day 4:
Picture of David Beckham kicking Diego Simeone
Chocolate batting collapse.
Picture of David Beckham kicking Diego Simeone
Chocolate batting collapse.
After losing top spot to Big Thief in 2024, Cheekface are back at number 1 in 2025.
Weirdly Mercury Rev are number 2 cos I was obsessively playing Deserters Songs non stop in March 🤷♂️
(Apple Music replay no evil spots here)
Weirdly Mercury Rev are number 2 cos I was obsessively playing Deserters Songs non stop in March 🤷♂️
(Apple Music replay no evil spots here)
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
After losing top spot to Big Thief in 2024, Cheekface are back at number 1 in 2025.
Weirdly Mercury Rev are number 2 cos I was obsessively playing Deserters Songs non stop in March 🤷♂️
(Apple Music replay no evil spots here)
Weirdly Mercury Rev are number 2 cos I was obsessively playing Deserters Songs non stop in March 🤷♂️
(Apple Music replay no evil spots here)
Reposted by Shamp
Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.