Shamp
@megabrow12.bsky.social
Leeds United fan since 2025. #UpTheLeeds
I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots.
B(Nudes)io
@woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work.
A “surprisingly useful friend”.
Moron.
I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots.
B(Nudes)io
@woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work.
A “surprisingly useful friend”.
Moron.
Back in the days when there was exactly one haircut available for all boys nationwide.
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Back in the days when there was exactly one haircut available for all boys nationwide.
Well I skimmed that too fast and I thought you were suggesting banana on pizza which would obviously be an instant unfollow and call in to the authorities.
December 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Well I skimmed that too fast and I thought you were suggesting banana on pizza which would obviously be an instant unfollow and call in to the authorities.
So, I just asked the window cleaner not to do my office window today, because I didn’t want to disturb my spider friend who has lived outside my office window for the last 8 weeks.
#TeamSpider
#TeamSpider
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
So, I just asked the window cleaner not to do my office window today, because I didn’t want to disturb my spider friend who has lived outside my office window for the last 8 weeks.
#TeamSpider
#TeamSpider
Mrs Shamp doesn’t love me enough to pony up for a PS5 apparently.
December 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Mrs Shamp doesn’t love me enough to pony up for a PS5 apparently.
I like open world games with puzzles to solve and shooting people or hitting them with sticks, mostly.
December 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I like open world games with puzzles to solve and shooting people or hitting them with sticks, mostly.
Googled. Fuck all is the answer.
December 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Googled. Fuck all is the answer.
Hmn. I wonder what my Rice Crispies Total Eclipse of the Heart single is worth…
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Hmn. I wonder what my Rice Crispies Total Eclipse of the Heart single is worth…
Have you tried seeking synergies?
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Have you tried seeking synergies?
STOP MAKING ME KNOW WHO OLIVIA NUZZI IS.
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I think I only semi realised at the time, but the UK in the late 90s was very grim for misogyny.
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I think I only semi realised at the time, but the UK in the late 90s was very grim for misogyny.
I think I mostly stopped reading album reviews when the NME had Shaun Ryder/Happy Mondays/Black Grape as a guest reviewers and the entire review of the 3rd Sleeper album was just discussing how many of the band Louise had slept with.
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I think I mostly stopped reading album reviews when the NME had Shaun Ryder/Happy Mondays/Black Grape as a guest reviewers and the entire review of the 3rd Sleeper album was just discussing how many of the band Louise had slept with.