Shamp
@megabrow12.bsky.social
Leeds United fan since 2025. #UpTheLeeds
I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots.
B(Nudes)io
@woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work.
A “surprisingly useful friend”.
Moron.
I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots.
B(Nudes)io
@woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work.
A “surprisingly useful friend”.
Moron.
So, I just asked the window cleaner not to do my office window today, because I didn’t want to disturb my spider friend who has lived outside my office window for the last 8 weeks.
#TeamSpider
#TeamSpider
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
So, I just asked the window cleaner not to do my office window today, because I didn’t want to disturb my spider friend who has lived outside my office window for the last 8 weeks.
#TeamSpider
#TeamSpider
Today, I made pigs-in-blankets-in-the-hole.
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Today, I made pigs-in-blankets-in-the-hole.
Crime has now been solved.
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Crime has now been solved.
It’s going in some slow braised ox cheeks AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s going in some slow braised ox cheeks AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Check out the wobble on my turkey stock lads.
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Check out the wobble on my turkey stock lads.
Today, in ‘looks bad tasted good’ spice roasted cauliflower and sprouts with kimchi rice.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Today, in ‘looks bad tasted good’ spice roasted cauliflower and sprouts with kimchi rice.
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I made stew and dumplings innit?
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I made stew and dumplings innit?
Woah!! Looks like Shamp is going to Wimbledon twice next year. And will be incredibly poor in December this year.
Sorry kids, coal from Santa..
Sorry kids, coal from Santa..
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Woah!! Looks like Shamp is going to Wimbledon twice next year. And will be incredibly poor in December this year.
Sorry kids, coal from Santa..
Sorry kids, coal from Santa..
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
Boys Don’t Cry could never
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Boys Don’t Cry could never
I feel like you did not get mentally or emotionally prepared for The Stone Roses losing to the B52s.
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I feel like you did not get mentally or emotionally prepared for The Stone Roses losing to the B52s.
Love this weather when it’s dog walk time.
Suspect this will change when I’m playing 4 sets of men’s doubles on an outside hard court tonight. 🥶🥶
Suspect this will change when I’m playing 4 sets of men’s doubles on an outside hard court tonight. 🥶🥶
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Love this weather when it’s dog walk time.
Suspect this will change when I’m playing 4 sets of men’s doubles on an outside hard court tonight. 🥶🥶
Suspect this will change when I’m playing 4 sets of men’s doubles on an outside hard court tonight. 🥶🥶
Then we glaze and bake. Do you see?
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Then we glaze and bake. Do you see?
The ham is in the pot - do you see?
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The ham is in the pot - do you see?
This is honestly in my top 10 things I’ve ever done.
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This is honestly in my top 10 things I’ve ever done.
One of the fun things about having an autistic 11 year old is working out if messages are from him, or his abductors.
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
One of the fun things about having an autistic 11 year old is working out if messages are from him, or his abductors.
This came in the post yesterday. I did not order it. Is this like that U2 album, but using Royal Mail?
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
This came in the post yesterday. I did not order it. Is this like that U2 album, but using Royal Mail?
Cheekface still not cancelled confirmed
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Cheekface still not cancelled confirmed
Sound advice from Delia Smith here.
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Sound advice from Delia Smith here.
“What’s the demographic like round your way, Jeremy?” You didn’t ask.
Well…
Well…
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“What’s the demographic like round your way, Jeremy?” You didn’t ask.
Well…
Well…
I’m doing my bit sir!
October 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I’m doing my bit sir!