The Mediocre Chainsaw Carver
@mediocrecc.bsky.social
Loveable loser, preferable to the opposite.
Came for the shameless self-promotion, stayed for the crippling dopamine addiction.
Sometimes funny, sometimes sad, sometimes political, sometimes creative. A person, not a brand.
This is my only social.
Came for the shameless self-promotion, stayed for the crippling dopamine addiction.
Sometimes funny, sometimes sad, sometimes political, sometimes creative. A person, not a brand.
This is my only social.
Pinned
'This Machine Kills Fascist's...Car Companies'
Chainsaw Carving
Chainsaw Carving
What's the point?
This is the question, and the answer.
This is the question, and the answer.
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
What's the point?
This is the question, and the answer.
This is the question, and the answer.
@the-independent.com
Sorry, but your online edition is fast becoming unreadable. Paragraph, advert, paragraph, advert, hovering video that breaks my browser, swipe for next article, mute the sound on the video. Advertisements masquerading as news, click-bait links galore.
Sorry, but your online edition is fast becoming unreadable. Paragraph, advert, paragraph, advert, hovering video that breaks my browser, swipe for next article, mute the sound on the video. Advertisements masquerading as news, click-bait links galore.
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
@the-independent.com
Sorry, but your online edition is fast becoming unreadable. Paragraph, advert, paragraph, advert, hovering video that breaks my browser, swipe for next article, mute the sound on the video. Advertisements masquerading as news, click-bait links galore.
Sorry, but your online edition is fast becoming unreadable. Paragraph, advert, paragraph, advert, hovering video that breaks my browser, swipe for next article, mute the sound on the video. Advertisements masquerading as news, click-bait links galore.
Is anyone else lonely?
Just me then.
Just me then.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Is anyone else lonely?
Just me then.
Just me then.
Brain-frog
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Brain-frog
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"You will get more conservative as you get older."
"Sorry, what was that? I was just looking to see if IKEA sold flat-pack guillotines."
"Sorry, what was that? I was just looking to see if IKEA sold flat-pack guillotines."
October 31, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"You will get more conservative as you get older."
"Sorry, what was that? I was just looking to see if IKEA sold flat-pack guillotines."
"Sorry, what was that? I was just looking to see if IKEA sold flat-pack guillotines."
AOC could fix me. Wonder if she has time for a project.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
AOC could fix me. Wonder if she has time for a project.
Almost 2 in 10 still approve. Who did they poll, his family members?
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econ.st
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Almost 2 in 10 still approve. Who did they poll, his family members?
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I am so lonely.
People are shite.
Repeat.
People are shite.
Repeat.
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I am so lonely.
People are shite.
Repeat.
People are shite.
Repeat.
Caring is so fucking exhausting, I can see why they refuse to do it.
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Caring is so fucking exhausting, I can see why they refuse to do it.
Why does everyone wish for his death? We all die, it's a wasted wish.
Instead, I wish for him to live to be one hundred and fifty years old. In prison, where he develops a rare form of dementia that emulates a conscience. Living every remaining day in abject, torturous misery.
Instead, I wish for him to live to be one hundred and fifty years old. In prison, where he develops a rare form of dementia that emulates a conscience. Living every remaining day in abject, torturous misery.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Why does everyone wish for his death? We all die, it's a wasted wish.
Instead, I wish for him to live to be one hundred and fifty years old. In prison, where he develops a rare form of dementia that emulates a conscience. Living every remaining day in abject, torturous misery.
Instead, I wish for him to live to be one hundred and fifty years old. In prison, where he develops a rare form of dementia that emulates a conscience. Living every remaining day in abject, torturous misery.
Look at that! It's exactly three seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over...my head. 😉
who needs contraceptives when you can excessively quote lines from The Mask (1994) on every date you go on
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Look at that! It's exactly three seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over...my head. 😉
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Anyone else expect Trump to lose more of his supporters if he gave a blowjob to an adult man, than if he raped female children?
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Anyone else expect Trump to lose more of his supporters if he gave a blowjob to an adult man, than if he raped female children?
He did and did not have a cat.
Schrödinger should never have been allowed to have a cat
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
He did and did not have a cat.
Accidentally followed 700 people in an early starter-pack binge.
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Accidentally followed 700 people in an early starter-pack binge.
"Don't speak to me until you put your hearing aid in."
"What?"
"Yeah, that one is on me."
"What?"
"Yeah, that one is on me."
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"Don't speak to me until you put your hearing aid in."
"What?"
"Yeah, that one is on me."
"What?"
"Yeah, that one is on me."
Hands up if you hate AI!
People with three hands keep them down.
People with three hands keep them down.
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Hands up if you hate AI!
People with three hands keep them down.
People with three hands keep them down.
Consistency. You can't do everything every day, but keep chipping away at the mountain.
Eventually, you have a new path, or Mount Rushmore, or a shit-ton of pebbles. Whatever, something new anyway.
Eventually, you have a new path, or Mount Rushmore, or a shit-ton of pebbles. Whatever, something new anyway.
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Consistency. You can't do everything every day, but keep chipping away at the mountain.
Eventually, you have a new path, or Mount Rushmore, or a shit-ton of pebbles. Whatever, something new anyway.
Eventually, you have a new path, or Mount Rushmore, or a shit-ton of pebbles. Whatever, something new anyway.
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
(He is not my favourite)
(He is not my favourite)
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
(He is not my favourite)
(He is not my favourite)
Alright, chap? Lad like you, ruing the lack of blokes among the fella's you keep company with. Gents and geezers alike, right shower of cunts if you ask me.
us americans don't get to use the word "bloke" and that's a bloody shame
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Alright, chap? Lad like you, ruing the lack of blokes among the fella's you keep company with. Gents and geezers alike, right shower of cunts if you ask me.
Points in every conceivable direction.
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Points in every conceivable direction.
Started, 'Utopia for Realists' by @rutgerbregman.com
Might be a depressing read
If we do X, then we will all happier, healthier and better off in every conceivable way
Here are several case studies and reams of data that prove it
Then a conservative career politician killed it off. Back to work
Might be a depressing read
If we do X, then we will all happier, healthier and better off in every conceivable way
Here are several case studies and reams of data that prove it
Then a conservative career politician killed it off. Back to work
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Started, 'Utopia for Realists' by @rutgerbregman.com
Might be a depressing read
If we do X, then we will all happier, healthier and better off in every conceivable way
Here are several case studies and reams of data that prove it
Then a conservative career politician killed it off. Back to work
Might be a depressing read
If we do X, then we will all happier, healthier and better off in every conceivable way
Here are several case studies and reams of data that prove it
Then a conservative career politician killed it off. Back to work
Learning cryptic crosswords. I really object to how much I have to know about Opera now. Elitist swine.
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Learning cryptic crosswords. I really object to how much I have to know about Opera now. Elitist swine.
My personal Facebook feed, turn off political posts, only follow artists, rarely a post from friends.
My business page, this guy uses chainsaws, "100 reasons why wheelchair users are holding you back.", "Male loneliness cure, join a Stephen Yaxley-Smyth rally." "AI robot is the perfect trad-wife."
My business page, this guy uses chainsaws, "100 reasons why wheelchair users are holding you back.", "Male loneliness cure, join a Stephen Yaxley-Smyth rally." "AI robot is the perfect trad-wife."
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
My personal Facebook feed, turn off political posts, only follow artists, rarely a post from friends.
My business page, this guy uses chainsaws, "100 reasons why wheelchair users are holding you back.", "Male loneliness cure, join a Stephen Yaxley-Smyth rally." "AI robot is the perfect trad-wife."
My business page, this guy uses chainsaws, "100 reasons why wheelchair users are holding you back.", "Male loneliness cure, join a Stephen Yaxley-Smyth rally." "AI robot is the perfect trad-wife."
I know you are, I said you are, but what am I?
I think I am, therefore I might be.
November 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I know you are, I said you are, but what am I?