This Dog Picks Locks 🐾 Anya
@medecountess.bsky.social
Transsexual dog with a microblog 🐶
she/it | free 🇵🇸
she/it | free 🇵🇸
I’m so Ilya-pilled, he moved to fucking Ottawa for a boy, bitch me too
January 25, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I’m so Ilya-pilled, he moved to fucking Ottawa for a boy, bitch me too
[going up to any tgirl in Ottawa] hey doll what’s your thesis on?
January 25, 2026 at 3:31 AM
[going up to any tgirl in Ottawa] hey doll what’s your thesis on?
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I’ll start studying at 10
Clock: 10:05
I meant 10:30
Clock: 10:05
I meant 10:30
January 24, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I’ll start studying at 10
Clock: 10:05
I meant 10:30
Clock: 10:05
I meant 10:30
I did not exist in 2016. Go away.
January 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I did not exist in 2016. Go away.
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im just a dog (26 year old woman) eating my slop (osmow's shawarma) from my dog bowl (dog bowl)
January 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
im just a dog (26 year old woman) eating my slop (osmow's shawarma) from my dog bowl (dog bowl)
My hobbies include being a sad wet dog and being adopted by various friend groups
January 18, 2026 at 5:02 PM
My hobbies include being a sad wet dog and being adopted by various friend groups
Female manipulator final boss (stacking the tarot deck)
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Female manipulator final boss (stacking the tarot deck)
Step your game up Grindr dudes
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Step your game up Grindr dudes
We have enough movies where Famous McWhiteguy does a hero’s journey and his lessons make him grow. This year I want more dumb meathead movies where nobody learns anything and it just kind of ends
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
We have enough movies where Famous McWhiteguy does a hero’s journey and his lessons make him grow. This year I want more dumb meathead movies where nobody learns anything and it just kind of ends
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
Getting sworn in on the transsexual bible (WARHOUND)
January 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Getting sworn in on the transsexual bible (WARHOUND)
I WILL be getting more insane this year
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I WILL be getting more insane this year
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
Gold star lesbian (has a costco card)
December 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Gold star lesbian (has a costco card)
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BIRDHOUND: "Nothing makes Sartha Thrace feel good the way looking at a bird through a 800mm telephoto lens does."
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
BIRDHOUND: "Nothing makes Sartha Thrace feel good the way looking at a bird through a 800mm telephoto lens does."
This year alone I’ve read:
Kimmy, MMI, all of Dorley, Hades Calculus, Nexus Alpha and Warhound
I love rewiring my brain and being a little freak
Kimmy, MMI, all of Dorley, Hades Calculus, Nexus Alpha and Warhound
I love rewiring my brain and being a little freak
December 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This year alone I’ve read:
Kimmy, MMI, all of Dorley, Hades Calculus, Nexus Alpha and Warhound
I love rewiring my brain and being a little freak
Kimmy, MMI, all of Dorley, Hades Calculus, Nexus Alpha and Warhound
I love rewiring my brain and being a little freak
Heated Rivalry is propaganda, nobody gives a shit about hockey in Ottawa because the sens play in STITTSVILLE. You want me to take an HOUR LONG BUS or be SOBER and drive?? Get real
December 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Heated Rivalry is propaganda, nobody gives a shit about hockey in Ottawa because the sens play in STITTSVILLE. You want me to take an HOUR LONG BUS or be SOBER and drive?? Get real
too much liquor. stummy ache
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
too much liquor. stummy ache
I hit 1,600 days clean from self harm yesterday. 20 year old Anya would be proud.
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I hit 1,600 days clean from self harm yesterday. 20 year old Anya would be proud.
Drinking white claws and eating oysters at 3 pm on Christmas Eve like god intended
December 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Drinking white claws and eating oysters at 3 pm on Christmas Eve like god intended
Thank you google, I’m from here actually
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Thank you google, I’m from here actually
Not letting me smoke on the train while I’m trying to look brooding and mysterious is lesbophobia
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Not letting me smoke on the train while I’m trying to look brooding and mysterious is lesbophobia
Slept through the solstice again lmao
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Slept through the solstice again lmao
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Women poisoning their husbands is a traditional cultural practice stretching back millennia. You should respect their traditions.
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Women poisoning their husbands is a traditional cultural practice stretching back millennia. You should respect their traditions.