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Tj in the Meat Dimension
@mdtj.bsky.social
You may know me as the tall guy, the other other other CGR guy, Check Raise, A'pehl Hoshi, Izzitda Shoes, Hamster Thursday guy, and/or your next riichi opponent 🀄
Pinned
Apparently this is the time Gold&Bluesky check-ins.

Yet another middle aged white guy.
Pitt Bandie (02-06, section 106)
Bounced from Comp Sci to Journalism to Film Studies
Former Anime Club prez
Stole CMU's DDR club and moved it to Pitt
Former YouTube video game review guy

Now a functioning human
Good thread. A lot of you I don’t instantly recognize from over there. We should all introduce our self. I’m guess most of you are aware of who I am, but if not:
Middle aged white guy.
Gigantic Pitt fan
@kristy527.bsky.social’s insignificant other
You are all now officially invited to the Hailgate
If I'm going to be a little more social, here is a bit about myself. Obviously a life long Pitt fan, grad, and staff. I've probably high-fived you in the parking lot or at a home or away game. Single dad of two one of which is a current student in the marching band.
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occurs to me that some of those annoying pundits who like to say bluesky is boring have been blocked by so many people that their timeline is actually pretty darn sparse 🤷
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
BLITZKRIEG BOP
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Cher law. He can hear something inside him say he really doesn't think you're strong enough, no (but autotuned)
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.

Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a

Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Can I mail this skeet directly to the speaker of the house
You do your job, pencil neck!
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
my christ Fujinokawa was fired out of a CANNON
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The Other Several Dozen Final Fantasies
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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We’ll always love you Phil. But the kid looks pretty good, so …
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I hear that in Pittsburgh they put fries on their verdicts
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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There is no Dana, only Zuul!
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.

The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
www.404media.co
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If you put a black checker on the scale for every problematic thing that Sakura Wars SLML did, and a red checker for everything astonishingly forward-thinking, the scale would snap in half
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Ana Ng and I don't age and see each other at regular intervals
This is my beautiful house
I must confirm that *not* everything I do I do it for you
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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😂😂😂
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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メガドライブ
#ドット絵
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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ok so if you skip past the ending in the 9th the game will continue reading innings as normal; eventually this overflows the score buffer and you'll see by the pitch diagram that we've been writing very precise locations to memory aaand (Bad Apple suddenly manifests in the stadium, audience claps)
October 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Tonight on Retro Lunacy 2019:

I play Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law on Nintendo Wii, make fun of Limited Run and Ebay, and continue the explorative time capsule of classic media. Be amazed at the show, where the jokes are old, and so am I!

Airing at 9pm EST!
October 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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This was posted by the official MLB social media account
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM