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Matt Vader
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PR sellout. I like being outside and hate sitting. The views expressed on this page do not reflect blah blah blah.
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It’s time to post this. Confirmed.

Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion.

ilovecitr.us/darnold/
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Every training I complete or attend almost exclusively consists of people presenting on how you should just have AI do things instead of learning how to do them yourself. Shit's bleak.
February 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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A list of seven oxymorons...

1. Pretty ugly
2. Fairly unjust
3. Kind of mean
4. Charm offensive
5. Microsoft Works
6. Government intelligence
7. Fun run
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Curling season, yeah buddy
February 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Ive watched this about 100 times.

This is why the internet was invented.

Right here.

Peak content.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Gritty Wings?
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Shout out to the people attending a keynote address who talked through the entire keynote address. Great job.
February 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Winter lays bare all the ways our communities fail anyone who is not in a car
Day 8 - lanes for cars have been clear for days, but sidewalks and bike lanes are still completely impassable, forcing people to walk in the road on a 6-lane highway to get across the river.
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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if the groundhog pops its head out and doesn't get tear-gassed, the United States gets six more weeks of democracy
February 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
"The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse."
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Five classes you took in college

- Philosophy of Current Affairs
- History of Sport in Culture
- Urban Politics
- Journalism Law and Ethics
- Women in Developing Countries
five classes you took in college
- self reflexivity in european cinema
- ancient greek
- latin poetry
- organ lessons
- music composition
Five classes you took in college:
-Rising from Ruin: East Germany and the World, 1945-1991
-Introductory Akkadian
-Statistical Methods in Oceanography
-Ceramics Studio I
-Current Topics in Municipal Finance
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Townspeople seeing Hester Prynne
SINNER. oh my god.
January 30, 2026 at 5:20 PM
All I'm asking for is a Lions Super Bowl before it hits zero.
January 28, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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The person who first invented gas station video ads is a sick troglodyte whose assets should be liquidated and sentenced to 5 years of full metal jacket style soap bar sock beatings
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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"New mom with stroller becomes expert in mountaineering - Now trains K2 expeditions"
January 26, 2026 at 1:46 PM
January 25, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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"So tell me somethin', Bradley. When this war is done, you gonna take that mask and those nifty new fatigues off? Well 'at's what I thought. And that I can not abide."
January 24, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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My hot take is that at minimum a domestic violence conviction should carry a lot more of the shame and restrictions of a sex offender; it should ban you nationally from gun ownership, jobs in law enforcement, schools, pretty much any public sector work. It’s our clearest red flag for future violence
Watching these videos of ICE attacking children, I can’t help but think about how many of these men first practiced their violence in their own homes.

Domestic violence teaches our oppressors to dehumanize the most vulnerable among us.
January 23, 2026 at 9:02 PM
"I want to go home," I think to myself as I work from home.
January 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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Shout out to the top 5 ments in the world, base, apart, Arrested Develop, Terms of Endear and the 25th Amend.
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I'm sure no one at Purdue will be weird about this at work tomorrow.
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Zaxby's ain't what it used to be.
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 12:35 PM