Imazi.bsky.social
@maybemazie.bsky.social
Dealing with 5 cats, 3 dogs, some kids, and a man. Tense grin. Cincinnati.
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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.
DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
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Omar: I instinctively tried to, like, punch him…, I was raised with three brothers who were older than me. You learn that maybe taking the first punch when somebody is bigger than you yields you better results.
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Omar: I instinctively tried to, like, punch him…, I was raised with three brothers who were older than me. You learn that maybe taking the first punch when somebody is bigger than you yields you better results.
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January 22, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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I’m doing my best to make it happen, humans.
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I’m doing my best to make it happen, humans.
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I have it on good authority that on his deathbed Scott Adams (the creator of Dogbert) converted to the light of Allah and the Word of His prophet Muhammad (pbuh). His final words were the Shahada. Allahu Akbar, indeed!
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I have it on good authority that on his deathbed Scott Adams (the creator of Dogbert) converted to the light of Allah and the Word of His prophet Muhammad (pbuh). His final words were the Shahada. Allahu Akbar, indeed!
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Republicans could end all of this at any time.
January 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Republicans could end all of this at any time.
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From — theonion.com/trump-spends...
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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January 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From — theonion.com/trump-spends...
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This is the year it happens.
I promise.
I promise.
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This is the year it happens.
I promise.
I promise.
Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating! — theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-i-s...
Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!
Season’s greetings from your old friend Santa! My, oh, my, only 12 nights left until Christmas Eve! Things are getting so close now, we can hardly contain ourselves here at the North Pole. And from th...
theonion.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating! — theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-i-s...
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how to make bread with adhd
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
how to make bread with adhd
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
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This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
December 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
I wrote an email to my congressional rep. I'm sure he'll read it and consider my opinion. I may have just saved Healthcare, people.
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I wrote an email to my congressional rep. I'm sure he'll read it and consider my opinion. I may have just saved Healthcare, people.
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Soap is free in Powerwash Simulator 2 and it’s an absolute game-changer.
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Soap is free in Powerwash Simulator 2 and it’s an absolute game-changer.
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This is appalling behavior from anyone but to see the President point his finger and tell a female reporter asking about the Epstein files “Quiet! Quiet, piggy!” Is alarming. We cannot normalize this.
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This is appalling behavior from anyone but to see the President point his finger and tell a female reporter asking about the Epstein files “Quiet! Quiet, piggy!” Is alarming. We cannot normalize this.
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the sense of incredulity and comic revulsion i get every time i see a cybertruck in the wild has not been reduced by even a single degree in all the time they’ve been on the street
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
the sense of incredulity and comic revulsion i get every time i see a cybertruck in the wild has not been reduced by even a single degree in all the time they’ve been on the street
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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A 15 year old cannot drive, vote, work, or live alone. They cant join the military. They cant be out past 10PM without an adult here.
And you, an adult man, want to have sex with them? Your desire is for POWER over them. That is all. They are defenseless. Powerless. They are children.
And you, an adult man, want to have sex with them? Your desire is for POWER over them. That is all. They are defenseless. Powerless. They are children.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A 15 year old cannot drive, vote, work, or live alone. They cant join the military. They cant be out past 10PM without an adult here.
And you, an adult man, want to have sex with them? Your desire is for POWER over them. That is all. They are defenseless. Powerless. They are children.
And you, an adult man, want to have sex with them? Your desire is for POWER over them. That is all. They are defenseless. Powerless. They are children.
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I can’t wait to experience a few fleeting moments of goodwill towards all mankind in a month or so
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I can’t wait to experience a few fleeting moments of goodwill towards all mankind in a month or so
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
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You know, he lit up the world with his beautiful smirk.
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You know, he lit up the world with his beautiful smirk.