MaximumBob ❌👑
@maximumbob.bsky.social
The most Bob you can get
If you use AI to write, just know I think less of you.
If you use AI to write, just know I think less of you.
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Media: DOJ released a trove of Epstein files.
The so called trove:
The so called trove:
December 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Media: DOJ released a trove of Epstein files.
The so called trove:
The so called trove:
I don’t think that the entire Eagle’s O-Line has been set for one second for a single snap this game and the refs just don’t call it.
Go Birds 🦅
Go Birds 🦅
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I don’t think that the entire Eagle’s O-Line has been set for one second for a single snap this game and the refs just don’t call it.
Go Birds 🦅
Go Birds 🦅
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
Sunday Night Football out here doing B-roll of the Philly mint and Tirico saying “just this week they pressed the last penny ever” without mentioning that it’s FUCKING ILLEGAL for Trump to stop production without an act of congress.
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Sunday Night Football out here doing B-roll of the Philly mint and Tirico saying “just this week they pressed the last penny ever” without mentioning that it’s FUCKING ILLEGAL for Trump to stop production without an act of congress.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Cue up @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social & @surber.bsky.social
Gonna have an emergency episode for Shane Beemer this week.
Gonna have an emergency episode for Shane Beemer this week.
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Cue up @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social & @surber.bsky.social
Gonna have an emergency episode for Shane Beemer this week.
Gonna have an emergency episode for Shane Beemer this week.
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I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
After senate democrats caved this weekend, every democrat being surprised by this stuff now just sounds like the Charlie Brown teacher to me.
We're debating on the government funding package right now and every single Republican voted against a Democratic amendment to pass a clean, one-year extension of the ACA tax credits.
Republicans just don't care about your health care.
Republicans just don't care about your health care.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
After senate democrats caved this weekend, every democrat being surprised by this stuff now just sounds like the Charlie Brown teacher to me.
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Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
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Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
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Democratic leadership:
YOU MUST VOTE HARDER.
Democratic voters:
VOTE SUPER HARD IN MASSIVE NUMBERS AND FLIP SEATS AT MULTIPLE LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY
Democratic leadership:
WE’RE CAVING. LULZ.
YOU MUST VOTE HARDER.
Democratic voters:
VOTE SUPER HARD IN MASSIVE NUMBERS AND FLIP SEATS AT MULTIPLE LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY
Democratic leadership:
WE’RE CAVING. LULZ.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Democratic leadership:
YOU MUST VOTE HARDER.
Democratic voters:
VOTE SUPER HARD IN MASSIVE NUMBERS AND FLIP SEATS AT MULTIPLE LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY
Democratic leadership:
WE’RE CAVING. LULZ.
YOU MUST VOTE HARDER.
Democratic voters:
VOTE SUPER HARD IN MASSIVE NUMBERS AND FLIP SEATS AT MULTIPLE LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY
Democratic leadership:
WE’RE CAVING. LULZ.
@booker.senate.gov Please take note how real leadership looks for your state
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@booker.senate.gov Please take note how real leadership looks for your state
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My statement on the proposed Senate deal
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My statement on the proposed Senate deal
This is how democrats should be acting @schumer.senate.gov
I will not support a deal that does nothing to make health care more affordable.
We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.
A vote for this bill is a mistake.
We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.
A vote for this bill is a mistake.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is how democrats should be acting @schumer.senate.gov
I called and told @schumer.senate.gov’s office this exact thing
@schumer.senate.gov - If you push this deal through, I promise I will donate to the person who primaries you, and donate to any candidates who primary other Dem senators that vote for this deal.
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I called and told @schumer.senate.gov’s office this exact thing
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Well. @bradlander.bsky.social , what can we do to convince you to run for Senate?
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Well. @bradlander.bsky.social , what can we do to convince you to run for Senate?
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I called both my senators, and Chuck Schumer and told them I would donate to the primary opponent of any democrat who votes to cave without getting anything for their vote.
I just called Senator Mark Warner and urged him to vote no. I called Senator Tim Kaine but his office is closed on Sunday and they don't take messages. America!
Any “deal” that ends with Dems just getting a pinky promise in return is a mistake.
The American people are suffering because Republicans refuse to stop healthcare costs from skyrocketing. An agreement that doesn’t fix that reality falls massively short.
The American people are suffering because Republicans refuse to stop healthcare costs from skyrocketing. An agreement that doesn’t fix that reality falls massively short.
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I called both my senators, and Chuck Schumer and told them I would donate to the primary opponent of any democrat who votes to cave without getting anything for their vote.
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Any Democrat voting for this should be primaried as quickly as possible because they're stupid, aren't capable of recognizing they're winning, are incapable of representing their constituents, and are cowards not up to this era's challenges.
Senate Democrats asked for a year of ACA subsidies and were told to fuck off.
So they came back and asked for a pinky promise to hold a vote on ACA subsidies that they will assuredly lose?
Seriously?
So they came back and asked for a pinky promise to hold a vote on ACA subsidies that they will assuredly lose?
Seriously?
From what I have seen so far this does not seem like a good deal:
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Any Democrat voting for this should be primaried as quickly as possible because they're stupid, aren't capable of recognizing they're winning, are incapable of representing their constituents, and are cowards not up to this era's challenges.
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I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!
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This is not even close to what I signed up for when I came here.
I did not come to @bsky.app so that you could decide FOR ME what I want my social media to be like.
Control over my own experience was the whole entire draw.
I did not come to @bsky.app so that you could decide FOR ME what I want my social media to be like.
Control over my own experience was the whole entire draw.
November 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is not even close to what I signed up for when I came here.
I did not come to @bsky.app so that you could decide FOR ME what I want my social media to be like.
Control over my own experience was the whole entire draw.
I did not come to @bsky.app so that you could decide FOR ME what I want my social media to be like.
Control over my own experience was the whole entire draw.
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The most completely mundane replies being hid in my mentions without my consent or control is absolutely ridiculous and outrageous.
@pfrazee.com y’all gotta give us back control of our own accounts this is out of hand.
Literally hid a cat picture someone sent me.
@pfrazee.com y’all gotta give us back control of our own accounts this is out of hand.
Literally hid a cat picture someone sent me.
November 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The most completely mundane replies being hid in my mentions without my consent or control is absolutely ridiculous and outrageous.
@pfrazee.com y’all gotta give us back control of our own accounts this is out of hand.
Literally hid a cat picture someone sent me.
@pfrazee.com y’all gotta give us back control of our own accounts this is out of hand.
Literally hid a cat picture someone sent me.
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COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???